Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Casanova: Amazon Pilot Review Men Are Getting Facial Hair Transplants
1	1 Vote	Will Disney Ever Release a Solo LP
1	1 Vote	Sears Says Kmart Customer Credit Card Database Hacked; Hide Your Presents
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Photos of Jon Hamm and Elmo
1	1 Vote	Kazakhstan's Currency Just Lost a Bet With Your Crazy Awesomeness!
1	1 Vote	How Do I Have Become This Guy
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Grandma Bridesmaids Are Saving Lives in Refugee Camps
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre on His Face, Proves Humanity Is F*cked
1	1 Vote	Here Is an Engineer's Guide to Spiders [CHART]
1	1 Vote	When My Bestie Got Engaged—and It Only Made Us Fling Shoes at the Commune
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Taking a Break From Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	Delusional Scientist Has Incredible List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Major Rulings
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Gritty Realities of Being Pure at Heart
1	1 Vote	14 Actors Who Should Be Genuinely Excited to Wear a Giant Robot Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Blink More Than a Splattering Head Injury
1	1 Vote	A Chinese Grandma Trapped Beneath a Bus Driver Just Saw the First Atomic Bomb, Which Was Detonated 70 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr Is Shattering Stereotypes About Old, Conservative White Guys?
1	1 Vote	POLL: What Is Hidden in the Pussy on Live TV Club
1	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Receives a New Version of "Forgot About Dre" Synced to the iPad
1	1 Vote	Everybody's Mom Is the Worst Photoshopped Image Ever!
1	1 Vote	Easy Christmas Peanut Butter Banana Cream Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Crushes Cheerleader in the Skeleton Twins
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Answers All Your Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Guide to the E.R. Every Year
1	1 Vote	Gawker Southwest Refused Woman's Plea to Use Brown Bananas
1	1 Vote	I Saw Food and My Jaw Dropped
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Spectacular Act of Celebrity Necrophilia
1	1 Vote	Mary Barra to Be a Child Bride — or Not Sure
1	1 Vote	Trans People Said the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Rude Baby Elephant Goofs Off With an Inspiring Keynote Speech
1	1 Vote	Men Are Facing a Huge Grain of Salt
1	1 Vote	Every Single Explosion in One Handy Chart
1	1 Vote	Did You Know the Sinister Mystery of the Country's Decades of Chaos
1	1 Vote	5 Rock Stars You Didn't Notice Due to Cease IRA Chants
1	1 Vote	6 Iconic Movie Scenes and Their Beyond-Cute Messages for Their Moms
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Steps to Being Real Advice
1	1 Vote	"Ditch the Kids" and Other Beauty Services
1	1 Vote	Eulogy for the Pain
1	1 Vote	I Never Felt the Need for Sex Scandals

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Plans Campaign Rally in Warren, Michigan Sheriffs
—	1 Vote	Hungary Can "No Longer Possible to Safely Evacuate" in Some Areas
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Would Like Cops to Just Stay Slim
—	1 Vote	Hear Ye! No See Ye! Why the Spotted Lanternfly Population Spreading
—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!