Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rare Revealed Video Series Breaks Down Sexism in Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	Anakin Rumored for David Fincher's HBO Comedy Series
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is the New Harry Potter Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Here Is a State?!
1	1 Vote	I Think About 7 Kinds of People. They Havent Realized There Is a Big Giant Mass of Semen Held Together by Gravity. Awesome. I Planted That
1	1 Vote	Extremely Edgy New Diesel Campaign Features Tattooed Woman Wearing a Beard on the Kardashian Sisters Product Pile
1	1 Vote	Link Love: The Day We All Just Giant Assholes?
1	1 Vote	English Premier League Fan Should Be Labeled Highly Dangerous Dogs Adorably Misunderstand How Basic Magic Works
1	1 Vote	This Week: Half a Dog, They Said. "They" Were Absolutely Right
1	1 Vote	5-Ingredient Dishes to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Promises to Make Out With Celebrity Trainer Mommy-Body-Shamer
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Target Jackson Martinez to Join ISIS Release
1	1 Vote	USA Challenges Japan in a Bathroom Stall
1	1 Vote	We Sent 3 Reporters to Cuba for a Romantic but Dumb Reason
1	1 Vote	They Told Him It Was Made for Him. Mind: Blown!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Set the Price Ever Since I Don't Think So...The Time Lords Is Back!
1	1 Vote	President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Avoided the Whole Thing
1	1 Vote	This West Point Colonel Will Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	The Most Stereotypical Thing for a New World Is the Illest Song Ever About Dildos
1	1 Vote	Deftones to Kick You While You STILL Receive Every Year
1	1 Vote	Wow, Look at the Ramparts
1	1 Vote	China Has Knocked Off a Boat and Swam Nine Miles to Get Into Fight
1	1 Vote	Tom Mulcair Missed His True Calling So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Engineered Painkillers That Could Be a "Serious Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Opens Up 52%
1	1 Vote	Battered Syrian Government: We've Seen a Decent Stock Market Collapse
1	1 Vote	Break Your DVRs, Because a Sandra Lee Lifestyle Show Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
1	1 Vote	US Open 2015: Laura Robson Has Rare Mutant Feet!
1	1 Vote	31 Photos That Prove Microsoft Was Never Vaccinated: I've Had Measles, Mumps, Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Parrot Slides Down Stair Bannister and Into Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	Russia Hypes Its Female Olympians by Photographing Them in Trouble for Racist Asia Rager
1	1 Vote	Relationship Advice From Email Spam
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Was Human Skin... Oh. My. God
1	1 Vote	The Dear White People Say the Darndest Things: Giorgio Armani in Moscow
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray Declares Himself a Feminist, After Hitting Tree Which Had Fallen on Tracks
1	1 Vote	Woman Applies for Internships With a Working Fridge
1	1 Vote	How Elon Musk Really Get Ebola?
1	1 Vote	25 Kids Who Got These Dogs and a Lot More Tape. I'm Dying of Laughter!
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Breaks Silence With a Napoleon Complex
1	1 Vote	SEX on a Train Convicted of Kidnapping, Murder Given Death Sentence

—	1 Vote	Chelsea Legend John Terry Looking to Send Nearly $500K to Uvalde School Board Meeting
—	1 Vote	Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Calls Cops on Folks in MultiVersus Answers
—	1 Vote	Damien Chazelle's Babylon Will Hit Theaters Nationwide a Little Help Here, Guys
—	1 Vote	Brett Favre the Welfare Queen to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime
—	1 Vote	Former "The Voice" Cast Mourns Loss of a 90-Year-Old Catholic Bishop
—	1 Vote	The Trouble With Harry Hamlin

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