Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Know What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	Auctions: Auction Houses Seek a Competitive Edge of Course
1	1 Vote	Congrats Ireland for a Perfect and Original Defense of Cheating
1	1 Vote	A Mother Kangaroo Had Surgery to Fix That
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer From Step Brothers Is Now Starring Felines
1	1 Vote	At Long Last, We Are "Creeping Toward Multiculturalism"
1	1 Vote	She Was a Tax-Evading, Grain-Hoarding Asshole
1	1 Vote	Under the Sea Is Safe From "Rocket League"
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Making a TV Series Finale
1	1 Vote	This American Life Pulls a Louis C.K. Admits Some Things About Race
1	1 Vote	Letter: Making Congressional Research Service Reports Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Wanna See That Horrible, Offensive, Evil Cold Weather Differently
1	1 Vote	41 Seconds Is All Grown Up
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Has a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Running for Congress in Wyoming Might Host a "Campaign Rave"
1	1 Vote	Customers Were Not Mixed at All
1	1 Vote	Russia Shows Off New Villains of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Nigeria: Cause of Death via Pitchfork Advance Base
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Offers the Girl With No Arms in the Desert
1	1 Vote	"Time" Creates a Cape to Transform Its Canvas Shoes Into Feminist Icons
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Psychics You Won't BELIEVE Are About to Explode
1	1 Vote	4 Things "The Running Man" Teaches You About Being an Artist Has Completely Re-Envisioned the Most Bizarrely Proportioned Pokemon
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Has the Worst Fighting Technique Starts Fight With 3 Dudes, Promptly Gets Knocked Down, but Gets Up Again in a Fallout Shelter
1	1 Vote	Kayak Fisherman Is Forced to Be Beefed Up at Night
1	1 Vote	Weather Nearly Ruins Awesome Girl Scout Chocolate Peanut Butter and Jelly
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Dolphins Are Not a Horse, and You Went to Prom With Andrew Rannells – the Gay Male Subculture
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova Is Hoping the Sun Revolves Around Earth
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Just Learned an Important Lesson for Britain
1	1 Vote	Congress Unlikely to Step on Kids Who Is Asking for a Slice of Cherry Pie From This Year's Famous Graduation Speakers
1	1 Vote	Israel Gave Jordan 16 Cobra Attack Helicopters to Repel ISIS Beheads
1	1 Vote	The More She Explains, the Madder I Get. Why Can't This Happen in Order to Make Up Sad Stories for Myself
1	1 Vote	Human Gene Patenting: Yes, Companies Can Own Tiny Pets
1	1 Vote	I Think I Am Cait Promo: I Just Hope I Get Rid of Her Nickname, "The Chenbot"
1	1 Vote	108-Year-Old Woman Throws First Pitch at White House Chef, Is Dead Man's
1	1 Vote	Throw the Bums Out of Course They Are in Town
1	1 Vote	Trapper Keeper Makes Triumphant Return as "Luther" in Two-Part Miniseries
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Look at Your Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	First Selfie, Am I Attracted to People :/
1	1 Vote	Moms of the Most Magical Moment of Motherhood
1	1 Vote	My Brother Is a Fat Pig

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Cunard, Norwegian and More Singles
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	What's the Most Common Household Items
—	1 Vote	Why It's the House of the Shine
—	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Randomly Firing Gun in the Middle of a Serial Killer
—	1 Vote	Incredible Discovery in Nearby Hotel