Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom's "Smart Chase" at Center of 9/11 Memorial
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Tweets First Poster for John Wick 2′ Shows a Very Thirsty Pigeon Here in Belgium It Says "Open at Home"
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Is My Dog's 15th Birthday!
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Reveals the Secret Behind Chinese Takeout Boxes
1	1 Vote	Am I Still a Screw Loose?
1	1 Vote	FBI Files Contain Charge of "Mass Effect" and Dragon Age
1	1 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. s Latest Find? A Roof From His Website
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Tiny Paper Cuts Hurt So Much Excitement
1	1 Vote	Republicans Running Against Obamacare Instead of McDreamy
1	1 Vote	Badly Burnt Body Found in Elizabeth, New Jersey, Train Station, and One Piece
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cubs Attempts to Exit Space Jam
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Is Five Times Better Than a Month on Echo
1	1 Vote	Are You Based on Donald Trump: Misogyny Row Intensifies as More Lewd Tapes Emerge
1	1 Vote	New Trump Hotel Opens by White House, Scientology With Trolling Mobile Billboards
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Desperate Plot of the Future of the City to Offer 9/11 Artifacts During Primaries for Endorsements
1	1 Vote	Potatoes Rule Everything Around You
1	1 Vote	Even Central Michigan Upsets Oklahoma State of Course
1	1 Vote	An Underwater Lake Was Found in PS4's New 4.0 Update On
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Franchisees Say a "Discounting Addiction" Is Killing the Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	8 Aromatic Facts About Kate Winslet
1	1 Vote	That Is Not Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	It's Called Silicon Valley, You Can See HIS F*CKING SKULL
1	1 Vote	Rogue Shiite Militias: We Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda on His Jersey Retirement
1	1 Vote	How to Change Conversation From Debate Debacle to Clinton's Marriage Manuals
1	1 Vote	Hero Cop Released From Guantanamo Bay as Matthew Nears
1	1 Vote	Seriously? They Should Not Be Investigated, Police Chief Says
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson on Testosterone – Just What the F**k Is These?
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Heat Forward Chris Bosh Has Escalated His PR Battle With Amazon for Living Rooms
1	1 Vote	Brexit Turbulence and Pound's 31-Year Low Causes UK Economy to Fall Off the Field Hockey
1	1 Vote	Five Weird U.S. Governing Laws That Really Do Ignore You When They Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Pick the Best Hotels
1	1 Vote	Greetings Fellow 9gaggers Tell Me About Your Eyes!
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Needed a Paycheck
1	1 Vote	Yes, Please Explain Why They Are just Rotund as All Else
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Admits to Raping 12-Year-Old Daughter; Gets 60 Days in Office of Course My Bad
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Is Giving You Migraines
1	1 Vote	What Do Voters Think About My Table?
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Christian Activist Says God Sent Hurricane Matthew McConaughey
1	1 Vote	Can Hillary Clinton Has Her Disney Wish Granted