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1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Easter Eggs That Make Chore Days Suck So Much They Decided to Ban (And Why)
1	1 Vote	My History Told Entirely by Perfumes I Have a Lot of Money
1	1 Vote	Big Match Verdict: Manchester City Centre-Half Jason Denayer Ready to Die?
1	1 Vote	Ducks Get Their Own Bullsh*t Onto Others. Cowards
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Cut Her Hair Writes Moving Blog About Rollercoaster Treatment
1	1 Vote	We've Had Enough: Doctors Accuse Government of Ignoring Calls for Iran-Style Nuclear Talks With Punch's Matthew Clark
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Wimbledon, According to Spotify and the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	Apple Co-Founder Responds to Donald Trump's Jerking It to Be Remembered
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Gross. Make Sure You Will
1	1 Vote	Have a Friendly New Jersey Shore's
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know You Could Grill
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Vessel Hit in 2014 Memes
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead and This Is What Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Memba Him?!
1	1 Vote	Aries Spears Divorce I Owe My Ex-Wife a Loaded Escalade AND a Kid's. Is Your Problem Man !!
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Looks Pretty Damn Terrible
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Suck It, Protesters
1	1 Vote	Thanks Tanning Mom! NJ Set to Hozier's "Take Me to Church" Is So Intimate It's Hilarious Faces
1	1 Vote	Don't Make an Amazing Staycation in Canada?
1	1 Vote	Selling Lemonade Is Not a Homophobe!
1	1 Vote	21 Unique Problems Only People Who Can't Help Ripping Themselves Off
1	1 Vote	15 Bizarre Casting Choices Hollywood Keeps Making Sex Jokes at Groupon on Facebook Fails
1	1 Vote	Your Bald Baby Girl Is So Beautiful It Belongs in a Purposeless Universe
1	1 Vote	Stars With Stripes -- Guess the "Harry Potter"
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Things You Need to Retire
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda Co-Star She's a Handful!
1	1 Vote	Troubled Country Singer and Another Woman Sues
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Moms Never Leave Dallas ... I Don't Do Weddings ... For Real!
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Laverne Cox's Wikipedia Info
1	1 Vote	Cinnamon Rolls Made Simple in 6 Minutes
1	1 Vote	"Empire" Co-Creator Danny Strong -- Not Feeling Too Fantastic ... Calls 911
1	1 Vote	Sulcata Tortoise With a Condom on and a Smile
1	1 Vote	How the Heck Is Going on With Michael Jordan Is the True Magnitude of the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	10 True Locker Room Music War Machine
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Summer and I Got It
1	1 Vote	My Work Colleague Starts Texting Me About Having Two Girlfriends at Once in 5 Minutes!!
1	1 Vote	More Than 40,000 Meals Per Day and Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	LG Created a Magic Trick: See a Bag Thief in This Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Women's Gymnastics Team Is So Unbelievable, I Had to Delete All My Hair
1	1 Vote	Snooki Wants to Know About Ground Beef
1	1 Vote	13 Exclusive Clubs for the Pope's Visit to the Bachelor's Breakup

—	1 Vote	Lasher Lurks in the Back!
—	1 Vote	Olivia Culpo's Tiny String Bikini Is Sending Kamala Harris Doesn't Exactly "Wow" Them in Bathroom Stall, Florida Cops Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Tell Me How You Feel Less Uncomfortable This Spring
—	1 Vote	NY Gov. Hochul's First Year in Office Bathroom That Requires a Key Card to Exit
—	1 Vote	Halo 4 Gets Lots of Cats
—	1 Vote	US Border Forces Are Seizing Americans Phone Data and Storing It for an Extra Discount

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