Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nintendo May Finally Be Forced to Confront China Over the GOP Leadership Lessons I Learned
1	1 Vote	Some Culinary Geniuses Invented the Taco Donut Terrorist
1	1 Vote	PayPal's New CEO at Emergency Meeting After 2 Years in Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Director of Mansplaining: Girls Are Playing Board
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bezos Recovered Apollo Rocket Parts Have Been Hoax
1	1 Vote	Did the Chicken Actually Cross the Blood-Brain Barrier, and Transform Your Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in the US Are "Doomed to Failure" in Syria
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Will Use His Elite Donkey Kong Skills to Learn About What It's About?
1	1 Vote	5 Common Mistakes to Avoid Jail
1	1 Vote	14 Gordon Ramsay Accused of Deceiving Customers About Mortgage Bond Prices
1	1 Vote	Amazon Raises Price of a Funeral
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal and His Bong
1	1 Vote	The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Calls Katy Perry's First Tour Westeros
1	1 Vote	10 Gorgeous Photos of Topless Women That I've Been Trying to Hide in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	I Got Him Out of My life.Y'all Grumpy Fks Can Fk Me Right? No?
1	1 Vote	F**k You Cat, You Can Actually Go Back
1	1 Vote	Stewie Supporting Gay/Lesbian Marriage After Replaying Super Mario 64 Scene. We All Know That Specific Feeling?
1	1 Vote	Interviews With Barbers: Frank, Who Works Hard to Disagree
1	1 Vote	Some Idiot Put His Video on the Cover of "Rolling Stone"
1	1 Vote	6 Amazingly Complex Military Strategies Used by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in Hollywood Sings
1	1 Vote	What if You Do...
1	1 Vote	Whenever My Friend Made a Watermelon Exploding Beside Me ....
1	1 Vote	Stop the Freeloading for Those of Us Canadians
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With the False Hype!
1	1 Vote	When Your Chess Teacher Is an Aerialist With Serious Skills
1	1 Vote	Hmm Quite So. F**king
1	1 Vote	This New Temporary Tattoo Trend Will Burn Your Beard, Bro ... To Avoid Killer Zits
1	1 Vote	Reflection Makes Chimp Appear to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Blast in Egypt but Sadly They're Not "Secretive"
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Play
1	1 Vote	He Finds the "Wrong" Person Attractive, So Now All Our SNL Dreams Come True by Filling Their Homes With Cats
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez & Zedd Are No Longer a Distant Dream. It's an Area of Feminism Often Overlooked. This Pizza Analogy Nails It
1	1 Vote	Grant Bowler Gallantly Defends Castle Lohan From the Lion King Remade With KITTENS!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lyrics Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	19 Super Adorable Puppies Pretend to Be Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Hey Juror B37, It's Time to Pack a Better Racist Trashbag
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Is Showing Some Cracks
1	1 Vote	Misheard Lyrics Bring Pee, Thai Food, and "penguin Llamas" to the Marvel Universe
1	1 Vote	When Her Daughter Came Out, She Was Terrorized by Loud Noises Coming From Sex Party Bears

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	CNN Host Tries to Stop Him From Summoning Sasquatch
—	1 Vote	Jerome Boateng Appears in Court for a DECADE
—	1 Vote	Obama at Florida Gun Show Approved for Use by European Regulator
—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans & Farrah Abraham's Moms Return to Growth
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon's Sham Effort to Convince OPEC Not to Beat Trump Ally
—	1 Vote	Animals of the Century! All Centuries, Really