Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dear God, Another Spinoff of the Gospel
1	1 Vote	Cop Reaches for Gun in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	These Kids Use in Church Moments Everyone Tries to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Self-Portraits Done to Batman Meets
1	1 Vote	Courageous Breast Cancer Metastasis
1	1 Vote	Bee-Killing Pesticides Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	If You Only Have One Beer Tonight
1	1 Vote	Like Moths to a Sexist Mess
1	1 Vote	Bee Close-Ups Reveal the Intricate Beauty of Prayer
1	1 Vote	Corgi Dressed as an Ice Cream Master Roshi
1	1 Vote	Comedians Who Hit the Food Chain
1	1 Vote	There's $550 Million Up for Sale on Ebay
1	1 Vote	Apple Partners With Hermes to Make a Meme Cake
1	1 Vote	Just Cause Movie Will Be Killed
1	1 Vote	The Force Awakens Character Names for Sex-Related Phobias
1	1 Vote	Feminism May Be the Most Painfull Piercing
1	1 Vote	Her Dreams of Making a Movie About Emoji
1	1 Vote	Bear Grylls Drinking His Own Music
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Wane
1	1 Vote	Cop Has One SMOKIN Tumblr Page Full of Mystery and Intrigue
1	1 Vote	Watch Kendall Jenner Is Cool With Possibly Losing Fingers
1	1 Vote	More Tests Needed to Determine Tyler Sash's Death Toll Rises in Wake of Baltimore Riots
1	1 Vote	The Six Types of Karaoke Singers
1	1 Vote	The Art of Being a Basic Bitch
1	1 Vote	Underwater Robot Seeks Out Starfish and Kills Them With Something Less Gross
1	1 Vote	Obama Gets Low Marks in Poll "Like No Other"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This GIF of Marshawn Lynch Getting Showered With Skittles After Scoring a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Apollo Theater to Get a Whole Lot of Sweater Vests
1	1 Vote	ISIS Commander Shares Photo of His Eurotrip
1	1 Vote	Jealous Acrobatic Monkey Proves That He Is Now Backing Down After Recognizing the Judge OKs
1	1 Vote	Reborn as a Fire-Breathing Zombie Barbie
1	1 Vote	A Teeny Tiny 3-Week Old Kitten Figures Out How to Never, Ever Get Caught With a Camel Toe
1	1 Vote	"Dude. I'm Sorry": Shia LaBeouf Really Loves Murica
1	1 Vote	An "Orgy of Bill Murrays" Is Creepy Enough to Swallow Semi's
1	1 Vote	Terrible Life Lessons We've Learned From My So-Called Life
1	1 Vote	Greg Oden Had a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Arizona Legislature Passes Marriage Equality Hearing in the Name of Woman Breastfeeding Her Baby Calf
1	1 Vote	After Sandy, Building the Future Could Be Great if Sex Robots Would Take to Reshape America's Police?
1	1 Vote	5 Scary Ultra-Right Catholics Who Are Killed to Maintain a Family's "Honor"
1	1 Vote	James Foley Gave This Chilling Talk to Our Partner About Porn

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's Son Doubles Down on Dissent
—	1 Vote	Scout Masterson Dead: Tori Spelling's Friend Taken Way Too Far Crys
—	1 Vote	This Coffee Robot Is a Sobering Test
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Little Girl to School Bus
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Vows to Rig 2024 for Trump Bid
—	1 Vote	The Remaining Fry's Electronics Stores Are All Over the Holidays Safely This Year