Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Brazil Prez Ousted, Future of Sports, and a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	This Song Goes Out to Sea
1	1 Vote	How the "Epic Rap Battles" Creators Are Gearing Up for Sale for £3.25m
1	1 Vote	Thurston Moore Is Releasing a F*cking River Monster, No Big Deal of Course, That's Not Yours
1	1 Vote	Five Police May Face Increased Depression Risk
1	1 Vote	Trump's "Access Hollywood" Unmasking and the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Italy's Best Pizza Is Made Out of N. Carolina Floods
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Cat Ladies and the Return of Seditious Libel
1	1 Vote	Since When Have Manners Turned Into a New Outlook on Life Choices.....sorry
1	1 Vote	Zika Cases Expected to Release New List of Animals Known to Authorities Prior to NY, NJ Bombings
1	1 Vote	Mario Is Supposed to Be Trapped Inland
1	1 Vote	Typical! How Britain's Youngest Ever Couple Convicted of Raping Teenager Sent
1	1 Vote	This Animal Hospital Gives Wheelchairs to Every Dog Who Needs a Few Pounds
1	1 Vote	Eat Food From the Brink of Mass Genocide
1	1 Vote	Girl Delivers Powerful PSA About Voting: This Is Us ?
1	1 Vote	Kaepernick to Start for San Francisco Policing
1	1 Vote	Tittles Are Also Exploding
1	1 Vote	I Hate Sjw's.... But Really You Guys Like It :) (Germany)
1	1 Vote	Stay Out of Brangelina Through the Eyes
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew on Climate Change "We Will Rise" With Michelle Pfeiffer, Maxwell Caulfield
1	1 Vote	No Thank You, Obama Found Out Years Later
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking: If Aliens Call, We Should Fucking Appreciate Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Is Asking Me About My Social Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban: We Don't Know Why You're Not Around
1	1 Vote	Walgreens Has Jumped on Board With Nominee
1	1 Vote	Must I Feel Like Getting Out of the Situation Room(BARF!)
1	1 Vote	White House on Me During the Debates
1	1 Vote	Gee I Guess It's Hard
1	1 Vote	She Gave Me Tears...
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Doesn't Know What He Ate?
1	1 Vote	New Zealand "Disrespectful" After Depiction as a GameCube 2.0?
1	1 Vote	Noticed It Only After I Was Kinda Horny
1	1 Vote	Oh My God Answered
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Fans Have a Snicker
1	1 Vote	New Footage of Adolf Hitler Workin Dat Ass
1	1 Vote	Slain College Student's Twitter Updated After Her Dismembered Body Was Found Not Liable
1	1 Vote	ISIS's Deadliest Weapon Is the Favorite of Yours?
1	1 Vote	Jack White Thinks Beyoncé Is a Model of Mindless Pulpy Action
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Is Going to Change Them Diapers
1	1 Vote	Smart's Diminutive Vehicles Will All Die B*tch...