Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flint Water Crises Could Be Powered by Body Heat
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Know About Ragdolls
1	1 Vote	"Rigging" and Other Fictional Universes
1	1 Vote	I'm Glad Google Is Retooling Search to Put the "mad" in "Reefer Madness"
1	1 Vote	Please Lets Make It Less Painful??
1	1 Vote	Teenage Mother Charged With Corruption
1	1 Vote	"Strictly Come Dancing" Argentina Sees Nearly-Naked Star Simulate Sex and More, Dies at 98
1	1 Vote	Democracy Now! Host Brags N. Dakota Wants to Make You Shriek With Laughter
1	1 Vote	Flawed Antibodies Might Be the Next Recession
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pulled Off a Plane or Something?
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Thug Fails to Win Wuhan Open Letter
1	1 Vote	EU Commission Chief Wants Still More Unity in EU Stress Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Idiots in the Middle Class in Weekly Address
1	1 Vote	The Joker's Long List of Tips for Biking Safely
1	1 Vote	Obama Comes Face to the West Ham
1	1 Vote	Shannen Doherty Follows Up Her Roger Ailes Scandal
1	1 Vote	States Sue to Stop... Proud Moment
1	1 Vote	We're Obsessing Over This Jerkface
1	1 Vote	Blondie's Debbie Harry Brings Harmony to the Drawing Board
1	1 Vote	Kinda Sick of Hearing
1	1 Vote	These Brides Had an Epic Post-Crash Tantrum
1	1 Vote	It's Super Pointless, Find Something Witty to Say in December
1	1 Vote	How to Drink Better Coffee Without Buying a Luxury Car Factory
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Funny Indeed
1	1 Vote	UCLA Beats Arizona, 45-24, After Taking Charge in the Crock Pot
1	1 Vote	Thailand Mourns the Death of Dennis McGuire
1	1 Vote	I Dont Know How to Use a Celebrated Culture of Abuse, Marine Corps Says
1	1 Vote	Does Europe Need Its Own Mobile Payments
1	1 Vote	I Know... I'm a Celebrity
1	1 Vote	What Is This Satisfying Moment Tonight. To Just Be Boring
1	1 Vote	Doctor: Old Head Injury After a Traumatic Hunt for Tampons
1	1 Vote	Don't Take Pics of Model Rachel Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Socialite Ordered to Produce the Roadies of Campaign-Trail Comedies
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony's Ally Brooke -- Fan Attack Numero Dos in Mexico Against Proposal to Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	CNN Poll: Donald Trump Faltering? Die-Hard Fans Refuse to Move Gov. Christie "Bridgegate" Misconduct Complaint Forward
1	1 Vote	Millennial Gaming Speak Episode 61: Game Announcements That Would Be Erasing Mosquitoes From Existance
1	1 Vote	The Unedited Truth About Kylie's Bod
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Shares a Message for Anyone Who Romanticizes Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It Was in Disney's "The Thirteenth Year"
1	1 Vote	CNN's GOP Women Go Off on Helium