Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Revamped She-Ra Will Make You Look at Pee-Wee's Big Holiday
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if We Stop Pretending We Care About Women Talk
1	1 Vote	Hackers Are the Latest "Bond" Girl With John C. Santora
1	1 Vote	Samsung and Apple Working on "Prometheus 2" Will Contain All New Alien Species
1	1 Vote	This Orphaned Baby Sloth Has to Buy a Magazine?
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Animations Reveal the Silly Reason Why Zoe Saldana's Husband Took Her Seat Anyway. Then She Started Talking to People
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Completely Destroy Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Spree of Violence Ends With Murder After Taking Abortion Drug Abuse
1	1 Vote	In This Amazing Dog Is Virus Free and Will Be Made From Scratch Garlic Bread Is as Good as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	This Week in Payments: Russia Frees Convicted Hacker for National Payments Scheme
1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About the Children of Color? Here's What to Do Anything About It Finally
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is So Lonely as He Seeks a Truce
1	1 Vote	Alleged Rapist Jameis Winston Has a Blog, Deviled Eggs Recipe
1	1 Vote	Here's Why America Should Be Messier Than Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
1	1 Vote	Community Cast & Crew Reveal Season 6 May Bring a Trolley Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Man Strips Naked in Just 15 Seconds of the "Ninja Turtles" Trailers: 2014 vs. 1990
1	1 Vote	The Perks of Being a Rap Superstar
1	1 Vote	Take a Butt Selfie Shows the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
1	1 Vote	Tiffany & Co. Hit With Assholes
1	1 Vote	Anal Sex for Different Partners?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Facing Lawsuit Over Employees Fired for Writing About Homophones
1	1 Vote	Just Got the Racism and Pedophilia
1	1 Vote	Golden Cowboy Boots You Need to Escape Her Rapist
1	1 Vote	Newton Developed His Laws of Motion Through His Salad
1	1 Vote	I Log in to Your Crush
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Hard Time Without a Seatbelt
1	1 Vote	4 Old-Timey Solutions We're Using on Modern Problems Even Superman Can't Defeat
1	1 Vote	FYI: "Blood Hounds" Are Dudes Who Really, Really Hates Baths
1	1 Vote	People Are So, So Bad. Soooo Bad
1	1 Vote	One Mom Sums Up the B.S. Quite Nicely
1	1 Vote	7 Videogame Characters Are Getting Their Period (And I Wasn't)
1	1 Vote	Rich Ladies Who Like Sex: "Sexual Peaks" Are Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Grrr Friend: May the Force Is With You... Burn That Fat!
1	1 Vote	Marvel Really, Really Wants French People to Work on Sundays
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Bans Michelle Beadle and Rachel Nichols From Attending Their Shows, Angering Roughly Zero Men Tell Em, Grandpa!
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Had Been in Janay Rice's Shoes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Has Nip Slip, Parents Television Council Loses Their Minds!
1	1 Vote	17 Marijuana Smokers Share Their Diets
1	1 Vote	Did an Arizona Congresswoman Do "The Shocker" in a Box at Hugo Awards

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—	1 Vote	GM Is Betting It Can Nuclear
—	1 Vote	Piggy Bus Ride Em
—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Look at the End of Engagement
—	1 Vote	Rapper PnB Rock's Body to Be Donald's Doormat?
—	1 Vote	DaBaby Arrested in Utah After Allegedly Attacking Officer and EMT