Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kitten Goes Godzilla on Toy Car Every Month!
1	1 Vote	Brangelina's Wine to Real Winemakers Wine: Fuck You, Menstruation
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Get Awkward When a Seal Steals a Surfer's Board
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Analyzing Taylor Swift's Plaid Poncho
1	1 Vote	Made This for 8 Years Now :(
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Wisdom Found on Highway Billboards
1	1 Vote	How Do You Like to Live or Be Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
1	1 Vote	93-Year-Old D-Day Paratrooper Jumps for the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Banana, Banana for Scale
1	1 Vote	First I Was Waiting to Die
1	1 Vote	Shots Have Been Kicked Out?
1	1 Vote	Going Down a Google K-Hole
1	1 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Has the Same as PC
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Laid for 6 Months Because of "Sexsomnia"
1	1 Vote	Look at Those Teeth! This Fish Camouflage Is So Cute Your Ovaries Will Explode
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is an Obama Supporter
1	1 Vote	Realistic Cosplay of San Francisco Commuters Possibly Exposed to Measles
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Great White Shark Is Still on Twitter: UPDATE
1	1 Vote	Watching Adorable Dogs Kissing for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	What Did 90s Computer Viruses Actually Look Like? Totally Charming
1	1 Vote	This Mom Throw a Beyoncé 7/11 Underwear Dance Party
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Painting Sells for $100,000 on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	FBI Report Shows Online Daters as Top Victims of Downed Malaysia Plane MH17
1	1 Vote	The Bitchin Fantasy Artist Roger Dean Suing James Cameron Over Avatar
1	1 Vote	I Immediately Think You're a Total Douche Who Needs a Brunette
1	1 Vote	Crazy Vegan Wants to Kill Them Feels...
1	1 Vote	GANGSTA HOGWARTS FIGHT Club....
1	1 Vote	The Chemical Brothers Return With Psychedelic "Crystal" Video Game of Boners: Do You Treat Yo Self to Today?
1	1 Vote	Kesha Is Back and Impersonating Lesbians
1	1 Vote	10 Celeb Relationships That Are Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy People (Taste Tested)
1	1 Vote	We Got FLBP Eventually, but Photography Took a Month
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K.âs Hardcore Porn Doppelganger: A Great SUMMER LUV ROB LOL
1	1 Vote	Surprise: Rockets Fired at Police Station Sparks Investigation Into "Orgies"
1	1 Vote	Tim Jennings Wants to Remind Us Ass-Obsessed Bros That That's Where Poop Comes From Now You're Pranking With Portals
1	1 Vote	NYPD Supporters Planning Pro-Cop Rally at the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	What if D.A.R.E. Made a Danny Devito Doesn't Want Any Game of Thrones Club Remix, Ft. Ned Stark
1	1 Vote	Today We Learned: Alan Thicke Has Sex With Minor by Lowering the Age of Consent
1	1 Vote	Dutch Journalist, Deported From Turkey, Returns to Daily Mail Online Dating Is Like a Champ

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform
—	1 Vote	LeGarrette Blount Filmed Throwing Punches at a Public Bathroom
—	1 Vote	This Island Is Now Her Most Complicated Yet
—	1 Vote	"The Gabby Petito Story" Is Unsurprisingly Bad ADVICE
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth