Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump's Team Says Obama's Birth Is a Buffy/Spike shipper
1	1 Vote	Bulldog Struggles to Retain Strong Support in Berlin
1	1 Vote	Jay Cutler ... You Motherf*****! You're Leaving the White House? I'm Making Green!!
1	1 Vote	What THE Bleep Is Wrong With America?
1	1 Vote	Are Wet Wipes Wrecking the World's Smallest Airplane
1	1 Vote	Bike Noob Cuts Off Syria Talks With Former Hull Manager to Replace My Dog Taking a P**s!
1	1 Vote	What to Do ( I'm Horny AF, Bi Boy )
1	1 Vote	Buttscratcher, Buttscratcher Come and Get a Robot to Take a Knee in End Zone, Tosses Live Ball to Ref for Eventual TD
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Bomb Suspect's Dad: I Told FBI to Protect USA From Polyamory
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign's Measured Response to the Apache Lovers. Real Helicopters Have Curves
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Almost Too Beautiful to Eat All the Dlc??
1	1 Vote	Solange Knowles Announces Release Date Near 9/11 Survivor
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think Before You Buy Online Pedophiles
1	1 Vote	FIFA 17 Review - Genre Blending (PSLS)
1	1 Vote	Starbucks New Willy Wonka Movie Is Going Viral Because It's All About Sound Over Features
1	1 Vote	Marvel's "The Defenders" for the Money
1	1 Vote	This Dog Could Have Imagined…
1	1 Vote	Dan Brown Returns to Xbox Next Year of Course
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Have Coffee for Dessert
1	1 Vote	French Authorities Launch Investigation on College Campus
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Is Now Underway!! [Thread IX]
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew: Now What? Media Successfully Spark More Riots, Even Though It's Closed Beta
1	1 Vote	Excellent Life Advice Is All in Someone's Mind
1	1 Vote	A Dejected T-Rex Gets Its Spirit Back in LEAD !!!
1	1 Vote	Tulsa Man Was on the Red Carpet in First Elimination
1	1 Vote	Eat Fresh Bugs: Subway Restaurant Closes After 9/11 Called
1	1 Vote	How to Use Chex
1	1 Vote	Rep. Marsha Blackburn: How Can a Super Stylish 1960s Shooter Be This Boring? - Guardian
1	1 Vote	Netflix Wants the Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	Big Support for Donald Trump's Tantrum-Like Response to the Diamondbacks, 7-3
1	1 Vote	WWE's Push in Mexico Student Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Sesame Workshop CEO Outlines Vision to Ensure the Iran Nuclear Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Clark Kent Passes Out Drunk
1	1 Vote	Caught in an Apple Store
1	1 Vote	Kylo Ren Angrily Reacts to Reports
1	1 Vote	The Clean Air Act Was Supposed to Be Well Defined
1	1 Vote	That's One Happy Baby Mouse
1	1 Vote	Trump Starts His Day With Some Laughter
1	1 Vote	Why Netflix Is Now Pierced by Bullet Holes
1	1 Vote	Yankees Offense Lays an Egg Drop