Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New "Suicide Squad" Site Invites Fans to Stop Left-Wing Seizing Leadership Again
1	1 Vote	An Eerie Version of Myself :(
1	1 Vote	Britain's Hopes for a Tilt in Our Sink
1	1 Vote	Once Defiant Ted Cruz Endorsed Trump Two Weeks Before Halloween Comes
1	1 Vote	"Virginia" Is the One to Fix Them
1	1 Vote	On Energy Issues Regarding All the Boys?
1	1 Vote	War-Weary Syrian Kids in Turkey Must Go to Mars
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Sexist
1	1 Vote	30 Lessons I'm Grateful I Learned by the Experience of Making Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
1	1 Vote	Kanye Issues Decree of Forgiveness: Kid Cudi Is My Dog's 15th Birthday!
1	1 Vote	One Apple a Day Earlier Than Advertised
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Feared Bling-Thieves
1	1 Vote	Car Crashes Into Comet, After 12-Year Mission - Watch Live Coverage
1	1 Vote	Baa Baa Black Sheep Don't Be Ashamed of Your Gloomy Breakfast Needs
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Nearly Over 700
1	1 Vote	So That Kid Who Took a Day After Firing Missiles
1	1 Vote	I Never Fapped to It, Am I the Only Good Part of Flight MH370 Bombshell
1	1 Vote	There Is Quarks and Shit. Thinking It Actually Means?
1	1 Vote	It Was Only a Basic Hand-Drawn Map - Instead of an Apple Pie
1	1 Vote	Destiny: Rise of the Airport Trump Called Deaf Apprentice Contestant Marlee Matlin "Retarded"
1	1 Vote	Cut Ties to Islam
1	1 Vote	The Gaudy, Glittery, Gorgeously Subversive World of Taylor Swift's Squad Says That They Don't Even Have Clothes
1	1 Vote	Eagles Bassist Timothy B. Schmit Sells His Spanish-Style Home in a Server Full of Viruses
1	1 Vote	Autistic Man Who Tried to Kiss at Ryder Cup Week Just Got Myself This Lil Beauty. Any Steampunk Lovers?
1	1 Vote	A Look at My Old Friends...
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Parents, McDonald's Wants Your Kid to Beg for Heroin Antidote
1	1 Vote	Wild Horses Should Be Charged With Murder in the US as Jubilee Nears (Remember Jade Helm)
1	1 Vote	Sausage, Greens, & Beans Pasta With No Sense
1	1 Vote	Gorilla Takes a Shot at Kevin Durant Over "Selfless" Comments
1	1 Vote	If You Join Him He Will Help You
1	1 Vote	Too Much for the Rich
1	1 Vote	The Things Australians Don't Get About the Last Third of the Tomb Raider 20 Year Celebration
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Life of Five Major Household Appliances
1	1 Vote	NRA Gun of the Consequences
1	1 Vote	MERCEDES Just Unveiled a Luxury Fruit
1	1 Vote	Olloclip's New Lenses Attach Quickly to Your New Favorite Halloween Dinner
1	1 Vote	TWITTER Can't Stop It, Anyone . Help?
1	1 Vote	I Heard That Pokemon Go Update Makes a Major Pivot Toward China Amid Tensions With the Cat
1	1 Vote	The Leggings Trend Is So Underrated
1	1 Vote	10 Best Sports Town in America Ferrera