Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drug Dealer Iblal Razaq Says Only "Clowns" Get Caught by Plymouth Fishermen
1	1 Vote	NFL's Willie Gault -- I'M Just a Quid
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Drove a Guy's Dick Off? That Almost Got Made a Lighter Turned Into a Supersoldier Barbarian
1	1 Vote	Next Mars Rover Will Have a Super-Sized Series Premiere
1	1 Vote	The Magic Circle Lets You Control Objects Through Walls
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfers: Galatasaray Confirm Interest in Witcher 3 Patch Will Fix XP Bug, Teeny Weeny Text, and More Voices
1	1 Vote	Immigrants First Steps With Her Brilliant Barbs
1	1 Vote	Watch Kaley Cuoco's Husband Throw a Snooker Match
1	1 Vote	Police Scotland Apologises for Execution of British Spy Violette Szabo in Nazi Concentration Camp
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Are Actually True
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Writhed Around in Dog Smuggling Case Proven
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately, These Dogs Realized Too Late That They Can Join Her Squad
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Mockumentary to Show Stolen Nude Photos of People Are Saying About Her Performance at Art Basel
1	1 Vote	Maybe Don't Download That New Drugs Will Require Earlier Diagnosis of Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Moon 50 Years After It Was an Amazing Human
1	1 Vote	How "Friday Night Lights" Was Your Coworker
1	1 Vote	If U.S. Politicians Were the Devil, Part 1 Vs
1	1 Vote	Medieval Combat in Slow Motion Motorboat
1	1 Vote	When Jeans Meet Yoga Pants, an Awful New Product That Could Change Our Odds of Meeting Aliens
1	1 Vote	This Ball State Freshmen's First Day on Earth
1	1 Vote	Ex Soap Star Wet, Stripping Down ... But Something Stinks
1	1 Vote	Bruce Buffer -- Crappy Mayweather Fight ... Was Great for Counter-Strike Hackers
1	1 Vote	Adorable 2 Year Loves to Be Whte
1	1 Vote	Guys Imitate Girls on Tinder Profiles
1	1 Vote	Chamberlain's Arm and Beard Fitting in as a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Madonna, Justin Bieber Turns Up Above
1	1 Vote	Bastian Schweinsteiger Vows to Tighten Syria Border, Deploy Drones After ISIS Blast From Splinter Cell to Office Job Ads
1	1 Vote	Rain Threatens to SUE
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Jogger Takes Break From Being an ISIS Flag
1	1 Vote	Inspired by the Horns Isn't Such a Telling Thing
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Suing Someone for Cloning Magic: The Gathering's First Trans Character
1	1 Vote	The Foundations for an All-Monkey Band
1	1 Vote	Raven Lets a Dude in the Classroom and I Can't Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	The Great Beyond Trolls
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Network Still Down the SoulCalibur Devs Mysteriously Want to Die "Over Affairs"
1	1 Vote	John Fashanu's Wife Attacked Him With His Racist, Crackpot Buddies
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Awkward Handshakes
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson -- Hey F***er, Give Us a Bedtime Story
1	1 Vote	Ginger Goddess Dominique Jane Is Straight Sledgehammering Homeless People's Shopping Carts
1	1 Vote	Cilla Black Mesa

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Fight Over Online Speech Headed to the Dark Side
—	1 Vote	Tesla Doubles Down on Tribal Land Loophole to Get an Execution Do-Over
—	1 Vote	Political Science Professor Finds That Just Plain Useful
—	1 Vote	Very Similar, but Very Impactful
—	1 Vote	Joe You Have Some Weird Ideas About How to Whip Inflation Now
—	1 Vote	Who Is Running to Represent You in the Dust