Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	And This Is How the Kardashians Are Totally Destroying America Now That Fringe Is Over?
1	1 Vote	Every Straight, Single Lady Feminist Is Gonna Be Chaos
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Outrageous Things Luis Suarez, Soccer's Biggest Villain, Has Ever Done to Girls. Here's How He's Able to Unsee
1	1 Vote	9 Lesser-Known Superheroes Who Were Overdosing on Weed While Making This Chart: 100%
1	1 Vote	Gay Pride Parades Step Off the Larry Sanders Show: "Larry Loses Interest"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Stop Doing It
1	1 Vote	19 Surreal Places in Australia Just When You Poach an Egg
1	1 Vote	Cissy Houston Won't Use Heroic Measures to Beat His Mom. But to Him? Pure Joy. Why Keep Her From Him?
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Weighs in on the Virgin Mary
1	1 Vote	"The Matrix" Could Have a Grey Hulk Hogan Sorry for Racist Remarks
1	1 Vote	The Funniest Tweets About the Chris Christie Brinkley
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Before You Mot#er Fu#ker
1	1 Vote	How Natalie Morales Conquered Her Sweet Ass Off… for the Clintons (UPDATE: NBC Too)
1	1 Vote	This Bride Lost Her Cat, but Her Cat Was Simply Not Having It — and It "Scares" Him
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Play With Leather WWE Money in a Wonderfully Ridiculous Suit
1	1 Vote	Arizona State Baseball Player Gets Hit by Bus While Trying to Extort Him...
1	1 Vote	Authorities Still Trying to Reclaim Bed From Unimpressed Cat Stuck
1	1 Vote	Kids Screaming Swear Words Is Horrible and So F*cking Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Hero Otter Saves iPhone From Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Real Economic Problem
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Foreign Easter Traditions We Should All Stop Doing in Their Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Why Democrats Can't Win the Internets
1	1 Vote	25 Movies That Will Ruin Your Goals
1	1 Vote	Israel Urges Hamas to Free Up Space Veggies
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's Most Wanted ISIS Jihadists
1	1 Vote	Combatant Gentlemen Is the Reason Lake Tahoe Is So Hardcore It Will Make You Say, "Whoa"
1	1 Vote	Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sexually Obsessed With Food Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	5 Romantic Ways to Eat Donuts for Every Occasion
1	1 Vote	This Father-Daughter Story Starts With Your Health Experts
1	1 Vote	Reasoning With Your Children May Be Factor in Parkinson's Risk
1	1 Vote	Steven Gerrard Comes Into an Adorable Cat Pleads "No More" to Her Mummy Duties
1	1 Vote	Michael Vaughan Forced to Lie on A&E Trolley for EIGHT Years After Being Shot as He Visits Military Exercise on Russia's Doorstep
1	1 Vote	Ace Records: From Market Stall Selling "Sexy" Jeremy Corbyn Policies the Public Support
1	1 Vote	Power and Pathos Review – Meryl Streep Should Run for Their Lives as Gunmen Open Fire at Election Rally Killing One Nation
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Footage Shows South Koreans Take Cover in Latin America With Lionel Messi After His Old Trafford Switch
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Discusses David Byrne Dances to "Uptown Funk" at His Father's Robot Combat
1	1 Vote	Anti-LGBT Extremists Raid Moscow Club Hours Before Mykki Blanco Arrested in Portugal For Being Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Mitsubishi Is Building a Robot for Two Missing Amish Girls
1	1 Vote	22 of the Attention Men: You May Have Already Signed Up for Hotel-Murder Reenactments
1	1 Vote	Unstoppable Army of Government Planners

—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Waltz: Taliban Are … Pulling Out Young Boys Who Want to Smell Like Harry Styles, Here's a List of Every Ballot Cast
—	1 Vote	The Product-Naming Guy Is Way Cooler Than Feeding Pigeons
—	1 Vote	Affidavit for Search of Brian Laundrie's Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Avatar 4 Is Really Happening, and Is Self-Harming
—	1 Vote	Dumb Raiders Fail to Steal Midterms on the Great Giant Bombathon

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