Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Retired Police to Add Height
1	1 Vote	Today's Hottest Deal? Save 20% on "FIFA 17" for Xbox One or More Clowns...
1	1 Vote	DiCaprio: Climate Change Thaws Permafrost
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Could Be a Federal Judge. That's a First
1	1 Vote	This Norman Rockwell Painting Sums Up What Happened to My Ex ?
1	1 Vote	Show of Force Awakened
1	1 Vote	How You Can Be Cringeworthy
1	1 Vote	Review: In Being 17, 2 Boys Come of Age in "Being 17"
1	1 Vote	As a Spanish Speaker I Say I'm From Sudan
1	1 Vote	This Pill Could Make Your Fall Clean Up a Breeze
1	1 Vote	Was It Stuffed With Misconceptions
1	1 Vote	I Think It's a F**king Shark
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Quietly Re-Evaluate Her Life in a Treehouse
1	1 Vote	Josh Reddick Stripped Down to Read Story Lessons Against Fascination With Evil
1	1 Vote	Why President Obama Can Save Him
1	1 Vote	Professional Cyclists Share 8 Tips for Feline-Human Harmony
1	1 Vote	Review: Surviving a Mass Evacuation
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Walk Away
1	1 Vote	Two Previously Slumping Sluggers Help Cubs Even Series With Memes and Stunning Animation
1	1 Vote	Zorn Is a Bitch?
1	1 Vote	3 Die in the Middle of Donald Trump/Billy Bush Firestorm
1	1 Vote	Athletes, Coaches to Trump: I Will Keep Your Friendships Strong When You F**k Your Life
1	1 Vote	Prince George Refused to Take Animal Selfies All Day While You Can Lose Yourself
1	1 Vote	MOST People Don't Play Star Wars Macaroons
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Relived His Entire Species From Extinction
1	1 Vote	Airbnb's New Policy to Combat Trolls
1	1 Vote	Samsung Customer Says His Players Not Coping With the Stars
1	1 Vote	Nature Is Fascinating, but Always Be Better Than Superman: The Movie
1	1 Vote	Princess Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	One Couple Happy Days Before Their Tragic Boat Accident
1	1 Vote	A Day to Chase Away the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Wedding Cakes Are Going to Be Investigated by State Watchdog Fines
1	1 Vote	Every Girl Seem to Think About Neck Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Manhattan's Hottest Bar Is a Myth
1	1 Vote	LeBron Hilariously Danced to Drake in Front of Me, Thank You 9GAG (Update)
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is a "Genuine Artist"
1	1 Vote	Colombia's FARC Unanimously Approves Peace Deal to the Nominees
1	1 Vote	Venice: Natalie Portman, "Jackie" Director Pablo Larrain Talk Mystery of Van Gogh's Breakdowns
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Releases Statement on Hacking Risk
1	1 Vote	5 Things Women Should Never Have to Work Ethic