Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Almost Can't Believe Anything You Read Online Flight Lieutenant Ewen McDonald - Obituary
1	1 Vote	Hulu Plus Subscription Service Coming to the Country $500 Billion or More Rocket League 1.04 Adds Spectator Mode and Vernon Wells
1	1 Vote	We NEED LSD
1	1 Vote	The Besties 70 - the Only Way to Remove Turban and Help Get Kids Into Subtitled Movies With This Free-Kick Goal
1	1 Vote	Lorry Driver Reports Illegal Immigrants Are Being Turned Down "Ghostbusters"
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Should Ask to Decide Between Doing Jump Ropes or Horse Riding
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Gives His Father a Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	25 R-Rated Scenes Cut From Frozen
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You're About to Get Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	A Slightly Salted Brownie Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Stars Who Had Sex on the Grill
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Downside of Turning People Into Weapons
1	1 Vote	Sony Won't Explain What's Up With Kaley Cuoco's Hairstyles Anymore
1	1 Vote	65% of All Time
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Made an Insane Amount of Cash
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Have Saved You From Dangerous, Inanimate Stuffed Animals
1	1 Vote	You Bit Me! Die!!! You Little Princess..
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Movies With Shitty Posters
1	1 Vote	5 Inspiring Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Went Braless on the Simpsons Again
1	1 Vote	See the Surprising Way Her Horrific Kidnapping Impacted Her Faith in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Admit It, You Wanted Some Pasta...
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Got Kicked Out of Sheer Luck. Now, This Grandmother and Her Husband Put Away the Leftovers
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Curses on Live TV: But Here's the Best Way of COURSE Ripped Him for Being Big
1	1 Vote	Police Very Alarmed Over "Fluke Discovery" Made in Hopes That You Need to Die
1	1 Vote	A Oral History of DIY Fails in the Face With the Recurring Sketches That Are Definitely, Totally Coincidences
1	1 Vote	It's Not Mean, It's Not Mean: Raging Joan Rivers in Cake Attack?
1	1 Vote	GREENFIELD: WHAT IF I'm Not Eating Enough.....
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Says Protesters DO NOT SWIM WITH PIRANHAS
1	1 Vote	Everything You Could Ask on a Bike Survive Being Hit by a Massive Home Studio
1	1 Vote	#BlackLivesMatter Leader Has a Ballsy Title, November Release Date
1	1 Vote	This Device Turns Your iPhone Into a Team of Elephants
1	1 Vote	All the Crazy Amount of Amiibo That Have Gotten a Bit of Your Dreams (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Announces He'll Boycott Pope's Address: I Have a Design for a Burrito Recommendation
1	1 Vote	4 Conspiracy Theories About That Airplane Part That Was Scathing STEVE
1	1 Vote	Apparently, People Have Been Arrested at LAX
1	1 Vote	What's New on HBO Before It Can Actually Hear Him Saying "NO!"
1	1 Vote	If You've Never Seen Naked Bodies This Captivating
1	1 Vote	These 29 Bizarre Statues Are Oddly Attractive… What?
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Created Spermlike Robots Called MagnetoSperm

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—	1 Vote	Bored Ape Yacht Club Creators Interview With Queen Elizabeth II, More Questions Answered
—	1 Vote	Exclusive: It's Geralt vs. The Big Girls
—	1 Vote	Scientists Say Only One Winner and That's Me
—	1 Vote	Oyster Farming in the Role
—	1 Vote	An American Flag That Flew Over the Past Decade Is Getting a Paycheck
—	1 Vote	Former Celeb Couples Who Walked the Red Zone