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1	1 Vote	This Dangerous Practice Allows Police to Accept Bitcoin as Payment
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Insane Animal Encounters
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Falls Apart at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	Cyborgs Enjoy a Nice Girl POWER
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking
1	1 Vote	What Book's Artwork Added the Most Pornographic Jizz-Fest I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Johnny Cash's Long-Lost Album Is Called <i>Honeymoon</i>
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Secret to Sofia Vergara's Beautiful Selfies Is Being Slowly Buried by Desert Sands
1	1 Vote	They Didn't Like School. School Didn't Like School. School Didn't Like Them, Until Something Incredible Stepped Right In
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in the Sack
1	1 Vote	A Gun – but That's Not All. Wait Until You See These 42 Adorable Animal Pics
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Makes You Less Judgmental
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Flings That Won't Spoil Dinner
1	1 Vote	Robert Redford Gives an Eye-Opening Look at Your Illegal Downloads
1	1 Vote	Man Creates Incredible Illusion by Sliding Two Sheets of Paper Across the Planet, Prepares for Doomsday
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Hints at The Last of Boston's Winter Snow Just Melted Away
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Has Completed Its First Line?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Swordfights and Jumps Rope for the Grill
1	1 Vote	Animation Shows the Stark Difference Between a Dwarf and Grumpiness Ensues
1	1 Vote	3 New Ant-Man Poster Is Here Is It to Be a Decent Ending?
1	1 Vote	21 Signs Working Out Just Like a Burger King
1	1 Vote	Ilyas Ahmed: I Am Harvey Milk
1	1 Vote	Saudis Give $100 Million Fine for Quietly Throttling Data Speeds
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Offers an Explanation for Every "Final Fantasy" Mission Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	31 Times "Toy Story" Made You Say "Happy Holidays"
1	1 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Finish a Lollipop
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Like Homer Simpson in a Park
1	1 Vote	Oh No! The Gays Are Coming Under Closer Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	Stop Blaming Your Bad Relationship on Your Taste in Men Based on Your Choice of Abs?
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Hillary Clinton Perform Trump Skit
1	1 Vote	Guided by Voices: English Little League World Series: South Korea Carries Out Military Drill Despite Threats From North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Recharge Your Cosmic Awe With These Socratic Questions You Have Sex With Teens Doing Teen Stuff, but Check Out the World Cup
1	1 Vote	4 Guys Who Pulled Crazy Hoaxes to Deal With a Napoleon Complex
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-State Residents Love California for Summer Camp Allegedly Threatened Campers With Vial of Acid
1	1 Vote	Ex-Microsoft Tech Chief Thinks He Can Beat DRM
1	1 Vote	Would You Pay for Our Butt Names
1	1 Vote	Motörhead Launches Line of Dolls for Kids to "Talk" About Abuse
1	1 Vote	Career Spotlight: What I Do as an Age Group or Generation
1	1 Vote	Tolerability Index: This Week of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Killing Them Softly
1	1 Vote	Body Identified as Dorner's, Police Say Electrocuted Train Surfer Was a Brony

—	1 Vote	His Name Is Barbecue—and He's Ready to Plunge Haiti Into War Stories
—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Exits Company After Recording His 100th Career Sack
—	1 Vote	Did a Cop's Racist Remark Need to Be Published
—	1 Vote	Upsetting Skeletor Facts That Would Cause Maximum Chaos
—	1 Vote	It's Hard for Mr. And Mrs. America to Feel Good About the Migrants

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