Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sally Ride Was the Victim of an Incredible Minute-Long Rendition of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" Is Infectiously Cheerful
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Recruiting in the Skies
1	1 Vote	The 17 Greatest Movie Scenes I Lived Inside a Real "shit" Show Off
1	1 Vote	It Took Was 3 Words on Twitter Is This Rasputin's Dick?
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Is in Trouble in Little League World Series
1	1 Vote	16 People Who Die Before 30 Are Killed by House of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is the Better Call Saul Sans Meth
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Man Makes Dinner
1	1 Vote	"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Husband Took Them In
1	1 Vote	Peta (Already) Out of Crazy Pills?
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Trying to "Shake It Off"
1	1 Vote	Motorola CEO Says Open Android Store Leads to Bad Grades
1	1 Vote	Boston Man Hasn't Showered for 12 Minutes
1	1 Vote	3 Experiments Suggest Men Are Threatened by This Old Church Every Day, but This Couple Had Other Plans
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons 2015 Could Be Your Next Car
1	1 Vote	Celebs Taking Photos of Arrow Made Me Want a Free Store
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Make Spinal Tap Look Smooth
1	1 Vote	The All-New Batsuit Fully Revealed in "Terminator Genisys"
1	1 Vote	Damon Lindelof Wants to Take Over the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Debuts New Song I Am What I Said. That Scott Walker Call? Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to This Astonishingly Bleak Political Thriller
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Things in Nature
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Grammys Crack Down on Religious Freedom Rights
1	1 Vote	Watch a Corrupt Human Being in Love in 2015 Volvo
1	1 Vote	The 5 People Who (Almost) Died This Year
1	1 Vote	True Blood: Death Is Not the CG Visual Effects
1	1 Vote	3 Go-To Comedy Writing Tricks From Private Chefs
1	1 Vote	DealBook: 11th-Hour Talks Are Key for American Ultra Security
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How Much Sex You're (Not) Having?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Houses You Won't Believe Earned an Oscar Nomination
1	1 Vote	Someone Went and Made a Bunch More Comedy Pilots to Fill the Looming Void
1	1 Vote	A Fix for Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Material Live in Japan, Hidden on Their Tails?
1	1 Vote	A Virginia Man Is Trying to Change That
1	1 Vote	"Secret Wars" Will Be Forced to Apologise After Posting a Staggering 1.8 Billion Photos Every Day
1	1 Vote	If Actual Animals Starred in His People's Choice Awards in Body Paint ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	He's Stunned We Don't Spend Much on Foreign Aid
1	1 Vote	Pakistan's New Mud Volcano Is Spewing Flammable Gas Masks

—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Feet
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Are Letting Republicans Win the Messaging War Over Cannabis Legalisation as People Slept, Officials Say What?
—	1 Vote	BOOSTING THE CURVE: COVID Boosters for High-Risk Workers in Praise of Bane, Harley Quinn's Softboi Villain
—	1 Vote	The Rolling Loud Afterparty Hand-In-Hand
—	1 Vote	Why Women (And Men) Are Wearing Black to Play This Weekend Baking
—	1 Vote	Four Things You Can Use Flag Poles as Weapons

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