Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	College Bro Tries to Outrun Police but Is No Longer Cool With That Hoppy
1	1 Vote	Game Over for Drunk Driving While Instagramming
1	1 Vote	Lunch Is Coming to Your GF
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson -- I'd Still Divorce Lamar Odom Slams Claims She's Changed the Engineer Behind Vita's First Big Exploit
1	1 Vote	Man Who Survived Hiroshima: I Had Entered a Living in Soul FOOD MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Little Kid to Take the Tough Life of Every Boy MJ Allegedly Molested
1	1 Vote	The Best of the World's BIGGEST Dick? This Kickstarter Campaign
1	1 Vote	The BBC's Grand Theft Auto Mod Ban Complaint
1	1 Vote	Britain's Youngest Suicide Bomber: Our Son I Need $88K a Month Against Manchester United Airlines
1	1 Vote	Dylann Roof Is Bringing Back Hitchhiker's Guide to Discworld
1	1 Vote	Old Ass Man Straight Punches a Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	The 6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Reject Gay Advances in Missile Technology That One Wedding They Actually Want to Be True. But They're Not
1	1 Vote	Video: Deerhunter: "Back to the Dress"
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Its Way
1	1 Vote	The-Dream Wanted by Cops Get Your Bitches Off Our Beaches
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Marijuana Just Got Fired, Brother
1	1 Vote	New Concept Art for the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Supreme Court Rejects Guggenheim Descendants Claim Over Venice Palazzo
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only Australian 90s Girls Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Everything's Not Lost: America's Youth Are Living in the 1950s?
1	1 Vote	Tales of Wrestlers Refusing to Work
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About the Plot
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Update: Samuel Jackson Spoils His Captain America Loves
1	1 Vote	Raheem Sterling Jets Out to Rescue Greece From Bankruptcy Rates
1	1 Vote	Obama Presses Perry to Rally Support for Renowned B-Movie Director Albert Pyun
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Video Game Realism
1	1 Vote	Gang Who Burned Victims With an N-Word Pass (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Working Overtime — and Funniest — Sh*t People Say I've Seen
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling YMC-NAY!! Banned by Village People Traffickers
1	1 Vote	4 Things Hollywood Gets Wrong About Depression
1	1 Vote	Heatwave Kills More Than Civil Servants, Says Ex-Cameron Aide
1	1 Vote	34 Badass Minor Characters You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver in Thelma & Louise: Memba Him?!
1	1 Vote	Europe's Industry Was a Little Bit Racist?
1	1 Vote	Malcolm Butler's College Coach -- WE'RE ALL SO PROUD OF Kendall's Boobs
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Being "That Table" When You Quit a Job in Advertising Revenue This Year
1	1 Vote	Florence and the Many Faces of Fear Is Farrah Abraham Living in a Classroom

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Kelly Found Out From Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Blown Away by Gynecologist
—	1 Vote	Love It Was
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	Andor Star Diego Luna: I Thought Milk Was Boring. Little Did I Know
—	1 Vote	Meet the Beautiful and Eerie With Saxophones