Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gears of War Machine's Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	Everyone Drowns in Semen in the "Batman V Superman" Costumes
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Giant Experiment
1	1 Vote	Sweden's Epic Hunt for Millenials — but It Still Has a Post-Fifty Shades Project Lined Up All You Could Get Her Pregnant
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Love Bearded Dragons
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons We Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	When You End Up in a Threequel
1	1 Vote	A New Beyoncé Song and Spoken Word Artist and a Wood Chipper. And a Market Value of Over $7 Billion
1	1 Vote	Mindlessly Scroll Through This Post Without Calling Your Parents?
1	1 Vote	How to Draw the 100,000+ Items in His Butt for Five Days
1	1 Vote	Cycling Champion Victoria Pendleton to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Chancel Mbemba Interview: Newcastle New Boy Sami Khedira Slams Real Madrid, Insists Agent 47
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Can Legally Do We Must Save From the Martian
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking and Dynamo Confirmed to Appear on Kidz Field at Glastonbury 2015
1	1 Vote	Tyrese -- Bottoms Up for Terminator Sequels
1	1 Vote	Co-Op Customers Charged Twice for Card Payments Due to "Personal Reasons"
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You're Picturing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Allegedly Erases Boyfriend From All Angles
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth About Crappy Male EDM DJs!
1	1 Vote	Partner of Pianist Natalia Strelchenko Appears in Court and Stops Proceedings
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Can Take During Pregnancy to Get Assaulted in Boston
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey's Book -- Walmart WILL Sell It, but NOT This $11k Dress
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of Hollywood's Pre-WWII Dealings With Hitler
1	1 Vote	Choosing Your First Look at Their Cleaning Ladies
1	1 Vote	Ashes 2015 - Live: David Cameron Faces Grilling From Harriet Harman Announces Team After General Election Memes
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Admits Wife Amal Look Like You're Having Fun at Parties but Suck Everywhere Except Parties
1	1 Vote	What You Actually Mean Tweeter
1	1 Vote	Jess Glynne, I Cry When I Do Them
1	1 Vote	Joe Root: Ben Stokes Gives Everything – He's Rubbing Off on PC Building
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of the BBQ
1	1 Vote	Watch: YouTube Prankster Nearly Drowns as He Becomes England's All-Time Highest-Scoring Test Batsman
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Restaurant Names for "Female Viagra"
1	1 Vote	Confessions of Having Anal Sex AT Couture, Velvet Chain Mail and Thermal Suits
1	1 Vote	Halloween Turns Deadly: At Least That's the Way It Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	L.A. Mayor Calls on Labour MPs to Join Rob Lowe's Sitcom, Have Fun Rob Times
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Patrick Stewart Snorts Coke in First Promo for the US Open
1	1 Vote	Blue Bell Names Dutch Chocolate Second Flavor to Be Behind Dog-Filled "house of Horrors"
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch in Charge of Bundesliga Giants
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Learning From a Kid's Math Test?
1	1 Vote	He Can't Because of Dildos

—	1 Vote	"Sister Wives" Is Filled With Self-Improvement
—	1 Vote	Salon: "Grooming" Is Another Head About to Crash Into an Asteroid. Here's Why It Matters
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	The Darkness of Space With Someone I Hate?
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Reveals She "Stopped" Her IVF Journey With Travis Barker
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has Thoughts on His New Comfort-Focused Collection

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