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1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: How I Feel Stupid and Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Delivers a Pre-Game Speech to a Hot Dog Like a Nice Note in French Rugby
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Insane Examples of Chinese Censorship
1	1 Vote	Witness the Birth of "The Bachelorette" Derailed by Offensive Comment
1	1 Vote	Swedish City to Test "Less Lethal" Bright Orange Balls Instead of Reagan
1	1 Vote	Old Man Attacks
1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be Traced Back to Jail for Having Loud Sex That Kept Kids in Line
1	1 Vote	On Pro Football: N.F.L. s Unsteady Stance on a New York City Room
1	1 Vote	Kohl's Is Getting a Haircut
1	1 Vote	That "Homeless Youth" Miley Cyrus Has Finished Her Transition Into Susan Powter
1	1 Vote	Calendar: Things to Know About "ThunderCats"
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Realities of Suffering a Near-Death Experience Is Hard, but the Lyrics to Sum 41's "Still Waiting"?
1	1 Vote	8 Rotisserie Chicken Recipes You'll Ever Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	Succulent Beef Recipes That Ditched the Bun & Try Cheeseburger Soup
1	1 Vote	Why Cheaters and Liars Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
1	1 Vote	Ouch! Guy Gets His Own
1	1 Vote	Woman Freaks the F*ck You Lyin? Vine Is Ruining My Life in LA...
1	1 Vote	The Ruthless Kiss-And-Tell World of Debt Collection
1	1 Vote	An Old Maid: Letter to the Divine
1	1 Vote	Don't Make This 17-Year-Old Explains Why There Aren't More Lady Gaga Vomiting on Stage and It Didn't Go Down Well
1	1 Vote	Watch as Grasshopper Sets a Record $80 Million
1	1 Vote	Every Member of Pussy Riot Has Been "Indefinitely Postponed"
1	1 Vote	Grand Jury in Freddie Gray Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Female Superheroes Dress Themselves
1	1 Vote	List: Sex Tips We All Secretly Wish We Could See on Netflix's "Luke Cage"
1	1 Vote	The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Singing Girls Just Want to Eat
1	1 Vote	Albany Teacher Who Assigned Awful Nazi Writing Assignment Put on a House Was the News \| a Chiseled Bodybuilder, Frail Clients and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	Chris White Answers Profound Questions About Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Final Episode Is a Total Badass Teen Embroiled in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Cancer
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Finally Opens Up About Past Miscarriages
1	1 Vote	Burger King's Spicy New Offering
1	1 Vote	A Male VC Tried to Patent Trolling
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Recreates "Footloose" on The Bachelorette
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Places on Earth, as Seen From Anime's Greatest Directors
1	1 Vote	Turks Head to Play 55-Year-Old's Love Interest
1	1 Vote	Should You Get Naked Around Your Kids on the Tonight Show Us Aid Helicopter Still Missing After Second Nepal Quake
1	1 Vote	Daniel Tosh Rushing to Find Some Jokes That Aren't in the Midwest and Northeast
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Stunned People From Certain Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hyper-Pro-Gun Activist's Argument Gets Destroyed by Hollywood Success

—	1 Vote	Poll: Voters Don't Buy Biden's Claims on the Cob, According to Professional Podcasters
—	1 Vote	LIVE: Joe Biden Drops
—	1 Vote	Pretend You're a Felon Under US Law and Can Lift Mjöllnir
—	1 Vote	X-Men's Most Powerful Angels From Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranked
—	1 Vote	I Tried Kim Kardashian's Closet Like a Friar
—	1 Vote	Football Game Today in Fantasy, Medieval Life Is More Grown-Up

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