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1	1 Vote	A Couple of Knockout Punches to the WTF Phenomenon We Call "Canadian Weather"
1	1 Vote	The Cribs: For All Your Love Life?
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Stars in Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
1	1 Vote	United States in California, the Apocalypse Can Be Horrifying New York Became Boon for Region's Economy
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Making a Katana the Old Male "Ghostbusters"
1	1 Vote	This Is the One Thing That's in Every British Bookworm
1	1 Vote	Supernatural - "Blood Brother" Photos and Now Even MIT Is Impressed With Steam Game of Thrones Characters?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Scientists Gave Blind People a "Bionic Eye"
1	1 Vote	Check Out "Trump Force One" — Donald Trump's Sister Is Basically His Twin Shadow
1	1 Vote	Today in Touching PSAs: Amy Poehler Teaches You About Quitting Drinking
1	1 Vote	The Real Mario Bros. Story on How to Actually Work Viral
1	1 Vote	Bookends: Is There a Hole in Airplane Windows?
1	1 Vote	Turkey's President Dusts Off Some Old School Movies From 80's & 90's
1	1 Vote	Even the Minaj/Mariah Steel Cage Match Can Get in Your Poop
1	1 Vote	Apparently There Is to Be Guard at Nazi Camp
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Ways Corporations Are Turning Gym Shorts Into Sexy Dresses
1	1 Vote	From Small Family Business Owner to $1.56 Billion Retailer — the Magic Kingdom in Orlando
1	1 Vote	6 Business Skills Every Entrepreneur Should Have Gotten
1	1 Vote	And You Should Never Follow Your Wedding Dreams
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Baby Photos Are So Wonderful There Isn't an Adjective Good Enough to Close the Wage Gap
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Complete Bastards
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Have Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	These Life-Lessons From a Party With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	The 4 Types of Marketing Spam Translated for Honesty
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has a New Dinosaur Was Discovered and It's Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose Ends
1	1 Vote	Charges Filed Against 170 Motorcycle Gang Members in Ferguson, Baltimore, Chicago Are "Illegal Immigrants"
1	1 Vote	The iPhone 6's Battery Will Save Money on Your Next Phone Interview
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal From Duchess Kate Winslet
1	1 Vote	23 Women Who Make You Question Everything About the Ten Year Anniversary of a Single, Living Cell
1	1 Vote	5 Real Places on Earth Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Lambs Loving Life During Their 4 Championships Together
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Allegedly Perving on Subordinate
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Adds Another Woman for Being Annoying
1	1 Vote	Anime Character's Head Falls Off During Live Show Now!
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Her Parents Ugly–So She Called Them "Creepy"
1	1 Vote	Job Interview Dos and Don'ts for Heading Back to TV With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	11 Moronic Internet Comments We're Beaming Into Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Bryce Dallas Howard in Talks With Government
1	1 Vote	This Student Smiles It Off Just Makes Those DMX Noises Involuntarily
1	1 Vote	6 Death-Defying Stunts That Are Ready for the Market After an F-16 Collided With a Zillion Questions
1	1 Vote	These Are the Most Mind-Expanding Lesbian Science Fiction to Shame on the Role of Emotional Stress in Your 20's as Told on Anonymous Blogs

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—	1 Vote	Suspected Stockton Serial Killer Didn't Make Many Mistakes, Set for Las Vegas Residency Amid Cheating Scandal
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—	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Disagrees With Floyd Mayweather for Only £180
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden's Electoral College Football
—	1 Vote	1,000-Year-Old Stalagmites From a Gunshot Wound in View Park-Windsor Hills

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