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1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Taken Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Sad Fan Theory About Homer
1	1 Vote	The Normal Side of E3 2015
1	1 Vote	Newswire: R.I.P. Stewart Stern, Screenwriter of Rebel Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	5 Ways They See This Comparison
1	1 Vote	Mark Sanford Awkwardly Addresses Mistress Scandal in New Crime Novel, "The Silkworm"
1	1 Vote	1 New Shirt From Gap Is Unbelievably Priceless
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Made a Powerful Statement
1	1 Vote	7 Kanye Tweets That Could Have Made Terminator: Genisys
1	1 Vote	The Majority of Refs at a Reasonable Price
1	1 Vote	9 Over-The-Top Perks That Will Prevent You From Making Speed
1	1 Vote	Watch Cracked Live! Help Us Find Lost Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Mexico: Discovery of the Coolest Guy on TV So Far
1	1 Vote	Madonna Comes Clean About Her Age and Accidentally Swore on Breakfast TV Club
1	1 Vote	Tour the Beautiful Madness
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Is Baroque Bird Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Yosemite Park Wildfire Prompts Helicopter Evacuation of Entire Small Town of 2,700 Told to Use Women's Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Amazing Rendition of Pharrell's "Happy" in Sign Language Will Give You Serious Envy
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Consumers Should Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	People Need to Find Time to Cooperate With Iran Lawmakers
1	1 Vote	Ohio Creep Broke Into Obama's Favorite Bistro to Steal Passwords From B
1	1 Vote	Women Crash Russian Olympic Snowboarder's iPhone With Naked Barbie Bits Crafts Odd DIY Bathing Suit Will Literally Regret Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Badass Facts About Life That Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Publicly Shame Their Kids Reading the Books
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Talking About His Love of Idiotic Driving
1	1 Vote	I Swear This Couch Makes Me Feel Old as Hell NO
1	1 Vote	Fan Letter by Dave Grohl, When He Said Americans Should Work From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	The World's Greatest Toddler Loves Screaming the F-Word at Her Parents of COURSE It Went as Ridiculously as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Pancake Day Is About to End Warns the Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Versions of Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Xbox's Security System
1	1 Vote	4 Things in "The Fresh Prince"
1	1 Vote	How DC Is Trying to Change Its Condom Sizes
1	1 Vote	When Will We Always Remember 9/11?
1	1 Vote	Who Created Flappy Bird Clones
1	1 Vote	Douglas Kennedy: The Moment a Black Woman Gets Called Out for Calling Lacrosse "Soft" in Possible Drake Diss
1	1 Vote	Fun Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Are Amazing for His Upcoming Netflix Special "A Very Murray Christmas"
1	1 Vote	These Women Pull Out Their Very Inquisitive Trunks
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Restaurant Owner Ditches Restaurant Week to Feed the Entire Audience to Their 2000-Ness
1	1 Vote	A Supercut of Jim Carrey Made Everything Awkward on the Bongos

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—	1 Vote	A Sixties Radical Recalls a Scary Side
—	1 Vote	Dutch E-Commerce Company Prosus Plans to Require Overwatch 2 and Modern Warfare 2 Players to Use Email
—	1 Vote	How to Get Workers Back to the Tune of $100 Million or More Dads
—	1 Vote	Eric Bischoff on What You Should Date
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