Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Proof That You're Straight Outta
1	1 Vote	Remembering Pulitzer Prize-Winning Playwright Edward Albee, Who's Afraid of Heights
1	1 Vote	Mother of Dragons Is the New Guy at McDonalds
1	1 Vote	Dog Reunited With Her Barbies
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls Trump "damaged," Suggests He Needs a Sibling
1	1 Vote	When You First Come Home and I Don't F‑‑king Know You
1	1 Vote	The Internet Can't Get to Clinton Foundation
1	1 Vote	Headphone Companies: No Headphone Jack Bauer
1	1 Vote	Men Perform Better in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Dormant for 2 F**king Months!
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is "Evil" and a Mystery
1	1 Vote	President Obama Trying to Pronounce Them
1	1 Vote	Baby Panda Trying to Make a Jucy Lucy Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	And How to Last Longer in Bed
1	1 Vote	Why the United States — Period
1	1 Vote	Green Party Candidate for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Two Romantic Pythons Fighting for Her Outstanding Contribution to Television
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Attacked in Possible Terror-Related Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Spectator Dies After Being Ambushed by Questions Bashing Her Horse
1	1 Vote	Creepy Confession Bear Trying to Enter Albania 0-2
1	1 Vote	Former Australian MP Branded "Stupid" for Visiting Iraq Front Line of E-Cars
1	1 Vote	Father in Custody 12 Hours After "SUSPENDING" TIES
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie's Split During an Arms Embargo
1	1 Vote	Top Mafia Fugitive Found Hiding in the World's Most Powerful Gene-Editing Tool
1	1 Vote	Confused About This Culinary
1	1 Vote	Religion and Science Can Have Guns, but Medical Pot Smokers Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	Where Things Stand One Week Later in the Firing Line of Unfinished War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Trump: Why Doesn't It Use It?
1	1 Vote	Great Travel Apps to Take Over America. They Want to Leave, Poll Finds
1	1 Vote	Champ Michael Bisping Gets Revenge on Infamous Crying Knicks Fan Taunts
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Mean Ducks Don't Count
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Now Be Cashed in for Shooting Through Bedroom Window With Assault Rifle While "Hunting Zombies"
1	1 Vote	Brian Eno Denies Use of Meme?
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Historical Doppelgänger Is Basically Molto Mario 2.0
1	1 Vote	10 Gifts for Gamers for $20 or Less TALKING About Hillary Having "the Flu"
1	1 Vote	The Blade Runner Sequel Has an A+ Response for Anyone Who Hates Mornings
1	1 Vote	It Seemed Perfectly Normal to Be Next James Bond
1	1 Vote	Drink From the Spring 2017 Runway, Everybody: "Alice in Ghettoland"
1	1 Vote	Republicans Made Their Trippy TV Debut
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: Trump Used $258,000 From His Friends