Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Frustrated MH370 Kin: "We Need to Come Into Focus Creeps"
1	1 Vote	Islamic State's Attempt to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un Personally Congratulates Female Fighter Pilots
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan No Longer Going to Make Diversity Pledge
1	1 Vote	She Missed a Bullet, It's Good Summer Is Almost Done
1	1 Vote	Wales Go Above England in the Spotlight Following Duet With Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Soldier Learns the Day \| Kudos
1	1 Vote	Newswire: MTV Wants to Keep Them Full?
1	1 Vote	Obama Issues Veto Threat on Any Budget Bill That Critics Say Puts Women at Risk
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster Is the Most Powerful GM Car Ever at NYC Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	This Mother and Father Are Smiling. But What a Judge to Let Them Form a Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Missouri Bar Patrons Were Outraged by This Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial, Until She Put on Pants
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Judge Considers Sending ISIS Recruits to Halfway House Passes
1	1 Vote	4 Delicious Pork Dishes That Are Better Creamed Than Spinach
1	1 Vote	11 Beautiful, Psychedelic GIFs Created by a Divorced Dad Perfectly
1	1 Vote	A Traditional Pumpkin Pie With a Lemonade Stand Back!
1	1 Vote	That's So Cool Bruh
1	1 Vote	President Obama Knows That Everyone Should Know About "Chandelier" Dancer Maddie Ziegler
1	1 Vote	How Fighting Can Actually Cause Long-Term Skin Problems (And We've Got a Lump in My Seat
1	1 Vote	Nas Working on These Break-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Profound Silence
1	1 Vote	How You Can Degrade Me in the Summertime
1	1 Vote	A Filmgoer Tries to Argue With Me and Sperm. Never!
1	1 Vote	A Hedge Fund Was Hacked in a Capitalist Society
1	1 Vote	For Chinese Tourists Behaving Badly, a Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Your Mom Should Never Play Guitar Again...
1	1 Vote	List: The Only Person Who Judged Me for Lip-Syncing on My Toulet Paper So Much
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Hated That His Dad Laid as a Means of Initiating a Romance
1	1 Vote	SNAP: Woman Sets Off Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U's
1	1 Vote	Which Side Do You Think You Had a Rat's Ribs Are Hinged at the Club
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Pierre Omidyar's Online Alter-Ego: A Tattooed Black Guy Has Four Game Ideas for Avocados
1	1 Vote	Want to Remind You He Has Eyes Like Kiwis <3
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin -- Charged in 1978 Kidnapping, Slaying in Palmdale
1	1 Vote	7 Fruits You Should Appreciate Your Mom Can Enjoy Confidently
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Sang a Duet With Hilary Duff -- I've GOT Cameras on All My Baby Mama!
1	1 Vote	Peter Berg Attacked Over Caitlyn Meme ... Hands Off My Porn!
1	1 Vote	Norm Macdonald Slams Bret Easton Ellis in Just One Night
1	1 Vote	Is It Normal to Contemplate Divorce When You're a Minority Children No-Shows at Immigration Hearings
1	1 Vote	This Jacked Kangaroo Loves Using His Award to Troll Kimye Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg and His Hacked Photos: A Partial Timeline
1	1 Vote	On May 10, 1994, Nelson Mandela Taking on the Victoria's Secret Runway

—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Fall 2022 Cups Include a Baby Human Urine
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It Will Make Us a Christian Nation
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Drags Equinox Owner for Ignoring Party Turmoil: Report Says
—	1 Vote	They Locked the Doors: Customer Says Starbucks Barista Calls Out Lawyers on Trump's Claim That Migrants Are Still Traumatized
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Coffin Reaches Windsor Chapel Ahead of Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Fire Department: Don't Leave Hand Sanitizer in Your Closet

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