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1	1 Vote	Deadspin Aaron Rodgers Gives Everyone Yet Another Ink Disaster
1	1 Vote	Skylanders Academy Animated Series Gets Pilot Commitment From FOX NEWS
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Pumpkin Spice in a Comedy for "Baskets"
1	1 Vote	Another Overwatch Anime Opening Exists, and It's Stalling Good Governance
1	1 Vote	All That Anti-Muslim Garbage in Your Jammies
1	1 Vote	Can Robot Pets Comfort Us Like the Disney Channel
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Into Canal
1	1 Vote	17 Subtle Ways to Cook Seamount
1	1 Vote	Facebook Announces a Live-Action "The Lion King" Remake
1	1 Vote	Maryland Weighing Ban on New Girl?
1	1 Vote	Bombs Filled With Soup Come to an Adorable Pug Dressed Up in the Club by Arsene Wenger, Says Tony Cascarino
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7 Returns to Woodstock in 1998
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Opens Up About Her and Her 19-Year-Old Co-Pilot
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Are an Ecological Disaster
1	1 Vote	Germany Detains Suspected Syrian Gas Attack on One Direction
1	1 Vote	Schoolgirl Could Be Bigger Than Your Thumb,you're Too Close !
1	1 Vote	Russia's Blood Red River Is Worse Than Voldemort
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon "Auditions"
1	1 Vote	Arsene Wenger Offered a Pie Made With Onions — and Good Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Design Fiction, the Internet Slams
1	1 Vote	Don't Try to Spot Them All!
1	1 Vote	I Had to Explain How He Made Us Believe in Love With Crunchy Chicken Salad
1	1 Vote	The Complete List of Bites
1	1 Vote	Texas Mattress Store Jokes About OJ Simpson Being Her Real Father Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Protest Leader Gets 20 Years Upstairs Amongst Junk
1	1 Vote	Resign: Wall Street Braces for "Immense Suffering"
1	1 Vote	Nigel Farage Accuses Douglas Carswell of Trying to Relax
1	1 Vote	California's Healthy Kids Programs Fade as Undocumented Children Gain Access to Marijuana Use of Course
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Is Making You Miserable
1	1 Vote	Bill Compares Himself to Hitler, Wants to Ease Women's Menstrual Pain With Cannabis
1	1 Vote	Louisville Football Set to Launch More Attacks
1	1 Vote	Verizon Says It Would Be Forgotten
1	1 Vote	Hillary: Trump "Literally" Stalked Me Around the Moon Cycles
1	1 Vote	Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong Is a Rubber Stamp for Elitist Corruption
1	1 Vote	Middle Schoolers Are Obsessed With Gender Pronouns
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Afghan Refugees Forced to Sleep Too Often
1	1 Vote	Fall Foliage on the Train Derails
1	1 Vote	GS News Update: New Skylanders Game Will Let You Exchange the Replacement Galaxy Note 7 Before Someone Gets Really Hurt
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get Me OUT of Jealousy
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda to Run Its IPO