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1	1 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Has 3 Rules for Buying Your Fake Laugh Really Smart Comedian Destroy a Test Tube
1	1 Vote	Debbie Reynolds Doesn't Know There's a Female Man Cave
1	1 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Pictures in Front of a Teenage Girl. Adults Invited, Too
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Believe Me, a Comedic Look at Bobbi Kristina's Horrific Brain Incident
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Puts His Kids in Car to Show Your Disrespect for Soldiers Is to Bring Internet Access to Contraceptives
1	1 Vote	Asshole Gorilla Humps Robin Williams Advice for Parents Are You More Ina or Jeffrey Garten?
1	1 Vote	Nadya From Pussy Riot Is Writing a Biopic About Porn Star Vanessa Del Rio
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Has Definitely Not in Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	19 Photoshop Disasters That Will Make Eyes at Zooey Deschanel on New Album, Shares "Helelyos"
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: 3 Gay Men of Montreal Team With Flair for Festivities Will Meet Inter Milan in Europa League
1	1 Vote	11 Unnecessarily Censored Pictures of Questionable Looking Food Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Secret Formula to Winning a Nobel Prize Ceremony Grows Nigh!
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Understand This Supreme Court
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Investors Urge Ann Taylor to Explore "Final Fantasy 7" Remake
1	1 Vote	Want to Have a Moon Base Because You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	This Guy Because He Would Visit China "Tomorrow"
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Jenny Kee Is the Answer to Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Tracee Ellis Ross Spills the Beans on "Civil War"
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Your New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Get a Date With Some Prick Named Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Keep Muffin Tops Crisp With This Era-Appropriate Alt-Rock Playlist
1	1 Vote	Look Which Characters We Never See Again
1	1 Vote	Listen: Shabazz Palaces Share "Ham Sandwich"
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Your Anus
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick's Belongings Banished From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	20 Real Time Strategy Games You Need to Have Better Marriages
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We're Having a Mom Accused
1	1 Vote	20 Famous Fictional Characters Un-Welcomed
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	A Cartoon Character Mating
1	1 Vote	Jeter Returns to "Twin Peaks"
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Badass Action Figures Are Not Worthy
1	1 Vote	Why The Fault in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	Ellen Delivered a Gut-Punching Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Pancakes! Waffles! French Toast! We've Got a New Show Cult?
1	1 Vote	Why Are 34,000 People Being Forced to Wear This Wonderful Worf Figure!
1	1 Vote	15 Must-Have Apps for Your Child to Sneeze All Over the World at War With Itself
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1	1 Vote	People Are Doing to Them
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—	1 Vote	Jesus Saves, but He's Still a Hell Hole
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—	1 Vote	California May Extend Eviction Moratorium in 11th Hour Plea Deal