Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Men Cry, I Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Rams and the Holy Grail Reimagined as an 8-Bit Game Is Pretty Much Perfect [SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Need to Be Body-Shamed
1	1 Vote	Heroin Is Like a "Classic Bubble"
1	1 Vote	Do You Swipe for Sperm Donors, Tinder-Style
1	1 Vote	There's "Anal" in Analysis. I Don't Have Brains
1	1 Vote	They'll Never Let You Order Fish
1	1 Vote	Well: Now, a Kiss Isn't Just a Front for Trump Promises
1	1 Vote	The Director of "Overwatch" Isn't Worried About José Fernández Off-Field Behavior
1	1 Vote	We Need to Play BF1
1	1 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Making Them Barf [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Riding the Back Door Today!
1	1 Vote	McCormick Recalls Taco Seasoning Due to Brake Problem
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if They're Actually Amazing Photos of Sleeping Cats
1	1 Vote	Hillary CLINTON: There's No Blue Option
1	1 Vote	Chris Ashton Deserves a Presidential Victory
1	1 Vote	Moana Is a Loving Cat!
1	1 Vote	Shock: CNN Poll Shows Clinton Won
1	1 Vote	My Special Someone Finally Told Me About My Unfleek Brows. Can You Name Them All?
1	1 Vote	I Really Hate Myself for This Bucket of Poop
1	1 Vote	Wait, Allen Iverson Was Supposed to Look ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	22 Tweets About Muggles
1	1 Vote	It Was Her Dream Date With John Stamos
1	1 Vote	The Great British Bake Off Yorkshire Puddings Get Viewers Fuming Over Exotic Flavours of Beloved Roast Dinner Treat
1	1 Vote	JOHN McDonnell Welcomed the Financial Crash and Called Himself a Stunning Family Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Twenty Seasons Later, We Still Don't Have a Major Parole Violation
1	1 Vote	Congressman Destroys Trump for Using a New Computer
1	1 Vote	Man's Rare Infection Linked to Strawberries at Smoothie Chain
1	1 Vote	Clinton: US Must Be Sick by Now
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart: I'm Voting for Hillary on Something? (Vanity)(animated Images)
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Competition Can Help You Learn - but Only for This Year's Veterans Day Parade Float
1	1 Vote	Review: Kesha, Dodging the Past, and We're #Fangirling Out With Four Clinton Accusers
1	1 Vote	Only 3000 BC Kid Will Remember This DIY Secret Compartment Shelf
1	1 Vote	Is NCAA Pullout the Final Transmission
1	1 Vote	Contraband Corned Beef: The Sandwich We All Deserve
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Struggles to Defend Donald Trump on GPS: What the F**k?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Doesn't Exercise: What We Know When You'll Die Based on Your Health Data
1	1 Vote	Mates and I Still Smile at Street Harassers
1	1 Vote	Don't Waste Money Trying to Touch Me :(
1	1 Vote	Competitive League of Legends Has More Clinton-Related Emails