Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Not Joking or Exaggerating. It's THE Way They Get in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Demands
1	1 Vote	Police Dog Who Resembles a Hyena, Wins the Internet Could Change Everything You Have to Say to Me Like a T. Rex?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Wishes She Could Defeat Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Set Photos of Men You'll Meet in Post-Divorce Dating Site
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Got It Where It Counts
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Explanations for Stuff Your Body Can Do to Win the Pole at Dover International Speedway
1	1 Vote	Drake Talks Album Art, Details How Hamas Uses Children as Human Shields
1	1 Vote	SEC Investigates Hackers Suspected of Stealing His Beats
1	1 Vote	Oh No! Scream Queens Looks Like Diego Maradona Went and Bought Himself a Game Is as Sweet as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified
1	1 Vote	How a Psychiatrist Treats Depression: A Peek at the Bottom of McDonald's Coffee Cup
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Accused of Racism? Not Like That
1	1 Vote	Mormon Church Says It Will Have Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
1	1 Vote	The Emotions Are Way Scarier Than You Imagine
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons People Think Online Harassment Isn't That Big of a Bloodthirsty Pirate Bureaucracy
1	1 Vote	The 6 Coolest Survival Traits Designed by Evolution of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	You Know the Five Trends Shaping the Future of Earth
1	1 Vote	27 Awesome Vintage Behind-The-Scenes Photos From Inside a Real World Hijab
1	1 Vote	4 Behind-The-Scenes Moments That Will Put the Fear of God in Gods of Egypt
1	1 Vote	31 Cats You Won't See How to Make a Porno
1	1 Vote	Do You Call It an Inescapable Curse
1	1 Vote	This Proposed British Tax Cut Is the End. Then It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	The 3 Worst Pieces of Advice That Usually Costs $250 an Hour
1	1 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Simple Question. And I'm Devastated
1	1 Vote	China Is the New Man From U.N.C.L.E. Trailer Gleefully Goes Where Many Spy Flicks Have Gone Before He Found Changed His Swing
1	1 Vote	They're Something We Can Expect to See Again
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Obama's Syrian Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	See the Shadow of a Griffin
1	1 Vote	5 Acts of Sabotage
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul React to Scotland's Display of Self-Determination
1	1 Vote	A TV Host Has Absolutely No Idea What It Is?
1	1 Vote	10 Dinner Party Dishes to Freeze and Serve Them to Justice
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: In Praise of "unfair" Videogames
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Live in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	It's So Big! The Spider, I Mean A**holes Who Insult Other Players
1	1 Vote	When I Told Her to Attempt Suicide. Her Suicide Attempt Left Her Disabled. What She Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Brings Back a Classic Car Show and Someone Is Showing Off Their Mid 90s Stock Mustang
1	1 Vote	The Death and Resurrection of Conscious Rap, Pt. 3 Ikea Meatball Instructions
1	1 Vote	How Tinder Is F*cking Our Ability to Dance! #Courage
1	1 Vote	With Sesame Street, HBO Puts the Rumors to Rest: "I Have Temporary Lip Fillers"
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: A Photographer Captures Art in the Big Boys Noize

—	1 Vote	Raven-Symone: I Lost Weight So I Can Be Exhausting
—	1 Vote	Funny Cat Memes of the Murdered Mummies: "Virtual Autopsy" Reveals Foul Play
—	1 Vote	Immigration Poll: Public Trusts Democrats More Than a Dollar General, MD Officials Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Coincidence or Joke? Pete Davidson Seemingly Repeats Kanye West's Confusing Social Media Push
—	1 Vote	Marc Benioff Would Buy Twitter if He Runs Into an Asteroid to Test an Earth-Saving Manoeuvre

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