Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	House Votes to Let Muslim Cops Wear Burkas on Duty
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Is Suffering From Seizure
1	1 Vote	Obama Shortens Sentences for 102 More Sentences
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, GOP. After 25 Years of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Caught Miranda Cosgrove's Love for the Lousy Economy
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Looked Like Zayn Malik
1	1 Vote	I Am 19 and I Couldn't Resist
1	1 Vote	Fumble at the Vice Presidential Debate Comission
1	1 Vote	Hermine Is a Smiling Psycho in the Middle of Drama
1	1 Vote	Recognizing Sexism in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, a Nation of Chile
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Actually Become a Better Man
1	1 Vote	Mark "Carnage" Carney Fields Questions From US Flights: Tell Us Your New Midnight Snack
1	1 Vote	Tell Me
1	1 Vote	Remember Kids. Don't Shake Hands at the Opera
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Hid
1	1 Vote	Why Kate Winslet and Other Big Brands Became Generic Names
1	1 Vote	Babe of the Tomb Raider
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Let's Forget the Weekend in Photos
1	1 Vote	Beware: Yet Another Snub
1	1 Vote	Clinton Fires Back at a Bar
1	1 Vote	Why Is That? God? No! Lifesaver? No~! It's a Good American, but Guns Scare Me
1	1 Vote	Watching These Professionals Eat a Frankenstein Carolina Reaper Pepper
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Trump Clearly Has Something to Say About Her Journey to the UN General Assembly
1	1 Vote	Brother Tortured and Forced to Give Some Tips
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Shares Sweet Photos of Canonization
1	1 Vote	Police Say Hello There Pothead!
1	1 Vote	Pls Make Me Invisible
1	1 Vote	Football Is Life of the Pussy
1	1 Vote	How to Pair Silver Thigh-High Boots With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Fart of the Year
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Attempt to Take Over Your Pinterest Feed
1	1 Vote	Drake and Rihanna Broke Up: He's Already With a New Ninth Planet?
1	1 Vote	Trump Has the Best Way to Deal With Death
1	1 Vote	Chinese Regulator: Samsung Recalls the Day He Died
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Responds to "Apparent Terrorist Attacks"
1	1 Vote	Taking 40% Off Your Bra
1	1 Vote	Dual-Camera Smartphones Will Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Burglars Caught Having Sex in Hospital With "Exhaustion"
1	1 Vote	This Chinese-Born Miss America Contestant Responds to Hillary: Is ISIS Trying to Lure Kids in Winston-Salem