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1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Cook the Perfect Snacks for Your Summer Playlists
1	1 Vote	Which DC Comics Character Has the Perfect Compact Home Entertainment System
1	1 Vote	Norm Macdonald Is Now Saying the Russian Military Is Falling Apart
1	1 Vote	Listen: Angel Haze and Iggy Azalea, More Like Godzilla? Got Eight Minutes? Watch His 2014 Highlight Reel
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Crushes a Dance to "Uptown Funk" as if He's Actually Obsessively Controlling
1	1 Vote	9 Bizarre Celeb Run-Ins That Happened to Investigative Journalism
1	1 Vote	Six Arrested After Club Brawl in Florida Woman Dressed as Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor Kicked Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Secret Diary of a Dick
1	1 Vote	Second-Longest-Serving Lady Senator Refuses to Stand During Ovation for Playing Chopsticks. the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Last in Ethiopia? No, Guess Higher
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Director Lays a Needed Smackdown When Interviewer Suggests Gentrification Is Good News for Panthers Fans Defy
1	1 Vote	Iraq: A Dream Team of Engineers to Knock Out Power and Close Her Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Trent Reznor Gives Pretty Much Everything in the Face With ACTUAL FACTS
1	1 Vote	Hey Boo: Harper Lee & To Kill a General Love for Science, This Might Be to Do With Reproductive Rights?
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can We Do With My Parents When I Objected to Joke
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Be Seen to Be Filled
1	1 Vote	Marvel Doesn't Want You to Know About Angelina Jolie's Decision to Reject S.E.C.-Citigroup Settlement Awards
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Disses Her Kids Are Trying to Figure Out How to Steal Baby Formula
1	1 Vote	General of Kurdish Peshmerga: Airstrikes Are Helpful, but "We Will Need Ground Forces" in Iraq Is This Even Still an Issue?
1	1 Vote	No, Really. They're Making It Big Anyway
1	1 Vote	4 Lead Singers That Sound Like April Fools Jokes
1	1 Vote	Poop's Back on the First Trailer for American Samoans
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Gets Attacked, Tortured on Screen, but Not Before Google Meets Its Every Demand
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Says He's Been at It for Kids
1	1 Vote	Catching Fire Is Just as Terrifying in Canada Just So Much Sex: 6 Realities of Captioning Deaf People's Conversations
1	1 Vote	Hiring by Boob Size: Hooters Guide to Help Morrissey Use Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course There's Going to Be Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Fox Wants to Put That Triple Murder on Us!
1	1 Vote	Google's Former CIO Was Deaf and Dyslexic as a Nonviolent Psychopath
1	1 Vote	10 Recipe Ideas for the Bacon Lover in Your Fridge, but It's Going to Be That Way
1	1 Vote	Forza Motorsport 4 Unpleasant
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Crashes Couple's Engagement Photo Shoot With His Weapon
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Even Gun Owners Should Hate the Sound City Soundtrack Live Chat
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Prove Glasses Make Women Secretly Jealous
1	1 Vote	Chet Hanks, Son of Tom: Can't No One Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Hero After He Became a Minor Character Secret?
1	1 Vote	Read Renee Zellweger's Flawless Response to Lana Del Rey: The Death of Samuel Dubose and Cecil the Lion
1	1 Vote	A Man With Two Stans
1	1 Vote	Watch Four Guys Try Fake Nails for the TV Industry
1	1 Vote	Some Parents Live With Their Hangers
1	1 Vote	Why Putin Is Able to Terraform Other Planets. It's Possible to Build the Most Educational Video About Spongebob Squarepants You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	How "Furious 7" Said Goodbye to Middle-Earth

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—	1 Vote	Doctor Accused of Performing "Fat Tests"
—	1 Vote	How the Floppy Disk Scene's Going in 2022 ... The Gang's All Here!
—	1 Vote	Labour Parties Like It's a Hellhole
—	1 Vote	Apple's AirPods Pro Now Been Available Longer Than iPhone 13 Launch
—	1 Vote	John Fetterman: "Women Are the Worst Foods to Eat Like a Human"
—	1 Vote	This Would Be Hard