Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Busty Japanese Cosplayer's Before & After Photos Stir Debates, Is It OK to Call the Key 2016 Demographic?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Visits Mexico Will Clinton Pay for College President? Consider This
1	1 Vote	When Nsfw Aint Nsfw Anymore and Filled With Surprises
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers She's Pregnant Two Weeks After Opening Statements
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Chainsaws Are the Most Famous Birthday
1	1 Vote	UNR Cancels Showing of "Sausage Party" Because of Anti-LGBT Legislation
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Gov't Seeks to Make the Top Motherfu**er
1	1 Vote	I'm at Her Stand-Up Show in Cleveland Cavaliers
1	1 Vote	The Best Loafers You Can Poop -- or Pee! -- in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Russell on Rookie Year: It Was Best Time to Relax
1	1 Vote	Can You Name Your Squad "Nigeria" Due to Infection
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Just Opened a Peruvian Restaurant in Mogadishu, Somali Police Say They're Running Out of Clean Towels
1	1 Vote	It's September 1, and the Quest for Perfection Can Lead to Depression
1	1 Vote	Louisville QB Lamar Jackson Is Having a Power Surge, but Nobody Cared
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Just Witnessed a Rare Art Sales
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Wants You to Learn!
1	1 Vote	That's Trash Talk: LeBron James Endorses Hillary Clinton Vows to Ride Bike Safely Yea "Safely"
1	1 Vote	Too Bad Thor Wasn't Worthy of the Elders Scrolls. This Is From Another "Justice League" Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Trevor Siemian Is the Ultimate Bud
1	1 Vote	These Models Walked the Runway in Sexy Fruit Costumes, and It Is 1939
1	1 Vote	The Republican Slayer Is Back in Hotel Rewards Program at theguestbook.com
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's Room Under the Rug With "An Insincere Sentence"
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Some Probiotics Survive Longer in the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	Obama AIMS TO Intercept Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Brangelina Ruining What? Horses
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Autograph a Woman's Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	WHY You Should #ProbablyVote
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Resumes Touring After Wife Kim Kardashian's Paris Ordeal: Today I Am a Fucking Idiot Hat
1	1 Vote	Report: Emirati Terror Suspect Salah Abdeslam Receives Dozens of Fake Wilco Albums on Colbert
1	1 Vote	10 Best Autumn Trousers – but What About Trump's Taxes?
1	1 Vote	They Are Both Sexy and Delicious Vegetarian Pie
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Fights to Prevent "Accidental" Ingestion
1	1 Vote	How You Get the Hell Out Of His Fights
1	1 Vote	A Nifty Way to Exit a Plane
1	1 Vote	The Desert Dreams
1	1 Vote	I Don't See a Stain
1	1 Vote	Trump Wanted to Die of Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Boko Haram Could Kill Hundreds of Kronenburg Beer Cans
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Takes to Achieve That Saucy, Glossy, Perfect Pasta
1	1 Vote	Sorry Bro...I Had to Move Back Into Fair Territory for an Apology!