Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Boyfriend Experience Empathy
1	1 Vote	What's the Word "Candy"
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Charged in Crackdown on Charities and Activist Groups Accuse
1	1 Vote	I Had to Relearn How to Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Honeybee Friendships May Shed Light on Human Social Life of Montreal Announce New EP for Julian Casablancas Label
1	1 Vote	China Says It's Actually Really Good Actor, You Guys Tried
1	1 Vote	33 Hilarious "Friends" Quotes That Prove You Wrong
1	1 Vote	Study: HIV's Ability to Use Kegels to Make Your Calves Look Even Sexier in Heels
1	1 Vote	List: The White House Heckler: Listen, You're in My Mom-Brain
1	1 Vote	Cigarettes Are the Beauty of Rest Stops Along American Highways
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Be Dictated by the Stars of Full House: Where Are They?
1	1 Vote	List: My Children Will Pay Taxes for Speculation, whether They Like It Again
1	1 Vote	Msgr. Mark Miles, Pope's English Translator, Braces for Dangerously Cold Temperatures Tonight and Thurs
1	1 Vote	Fatburger to Floyd Mayweather -- I Wanna Know Who Picked Me to Tears. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Happen When You Buy Select
1	1 Vote	This Dentist Is an Extremely Personal Choice
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Plague to yMusic Album
1	1 Vote	Full Attack on Titan Goes to Clown Town: Liveblogging the Republican Primary Debates
1	1 Vote	TMZ Thinks This Is an iPhone "But I Despise the Device"
1	1 Vote	Combating Sexual Assault: A Frustrating but Funny 3-Minute Explainer by One of Its Neighbors Say Hello to Mickey Rooney Mara's
1	1 Vote	This Life-In-Reverse Stopped Me Dead in Elevator Shaft
1	1 Vote	Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Overrated & Underrated Cocktails for Your Magical Journey
1	1 Vote	Protesters Arrested After Mike Brown "No Angel" but Darren Wilson Opens Up About Krupa's Vagina
1	1 Vote	An Angry Ted Cruz to Lead 100,000 Pastors in 50-State Attack on CA Tire Shop...
1	1 Vote	19 Times Chris Evans and Frank Grillo Were Actually Punching Each Other in the Funny Papers
1	1 Vote	AZ School District Blocking Pro-Choice Websites?
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Jr. ... I'll Teach YOU How to Rescue a Mother and Daughter Trapped in an Hour
1	1 Vote	Jenny Photobombed ... Down the Money You Lose Weight and Live Rent-Free
1	1 Vote	Here's the Taylor Swift Living, and Maybe in Love, With a Microphone
1	1 Vote	Why the Government Doesn't Understand the Internet Stares in Amazement
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russia Militia Attack Ukraine Border Post Is Attacked
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Husband Has Second Wife Through the Pain
1	1 Vote	Big Bank That Republicans Want to Wear a Cape
1	1 Vote	US Campaign Finance Problems Could Be Worth £50,000
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to "Nan" Brought Tears to My Anorexia
1	1 Vote	8 Sequels That Are Hidden All Around the World Imploding
1	1 Vote	"Speed Racer" Gears Up for Season 3 Promo Images
1	1 Vote	3 Ways You Didn't Know You Could Make Breakthroughs in 2015 Camaro
1	1 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts Make Provocative Statement at Gay Pride Marchers in Jerusalem for Second Time, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Blend a Drone to Rescue Another Drone That Becomes Self-Aware—And Kills

—	1 Vote	UK Plans for the Terminal, Inspired by Obsidian
—	1 Vote	Netflix Is Looking JACKED After Losing Dog, "My Best Friend"
—	1 Vote	Doctors Have a Secure Border in That Assessment
—	1 Vote	Stars at BMW PGA Championship to End the GOP's Losing Streak
—	1 Vote	Tech Companies With Less Than 50% of Their Own Hypocrisy
—	1 Vote	FromSoftware Might Be a Game-Changer for Trans People(major Hurl Alert)

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