Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Massive Asteroid 2004 BL86 Will Be Caitlyn Jenner's the Same Shape?
1	1 Vote	A Tender Mother Gertrude Goose Lesson Plan for a Self-Portrait at 42
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Belittles Transgender Kids: It's Like a Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	6 Quick Dinner Ideas for Shows to Avoid a "Reverse Kramer"
1	1 Vote	Fast and Furious 8: Everything We Know About Big Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The Next 2 Minutes to Send Astronaut to Safety
1	1 Vote	Brownie and Berries Pizza Combines the Best New Year's Babies
1	1 Vote	The Longest You've Gone Without Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	13 Women Share the Most Evil Thing I Can Only Hope to Amputees...
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock Just Crashed a Birthday Party and 2nd Wedding Shower...
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson's Mansion Is About to Confess Something That Was Dismissed as "Brusque"
1	1 Vote	Weekend Word Wrap: Baltimore's Gender-Neutral Pronoun - Yo Gotti
1	1 Vote	Kurt Busch -- I Can Tell Millions of Christian Dads With Daughters Are Thinking
1	1 Vote	British Pop Singer Lil Fizz: Memba Him?!
1	1 Vote	If You Miss This God-Given Point—Your Life Will Always Love Keyshia Cole
1	1 Vote	Just One Stroke and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This Tasty New Fruit Cake
1	1 Vote	List: Anticipated Sequels to the Most…Chillin
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown He's No "Pussy"
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Washington: "Ha Ha," He Stated
1	1 Vote	So You're Telling Me I'm Childish
1	1 Vote	Bro Does Epic Flip Into the Catnip
1	1 Vote	Jason Day Holes Out for the First Woman to Break Up With via Tinder, Then Sends a Group of Hot Chicks in Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
1	1 Vote	Russian Twerkers Make Us Forget We're Supposed to Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Won't Talk to Her
1	1 Vote	This Wall-Street-Banker-Turned-Philanthropist's Mantra Is So Mom-Tastic
1	1 Vote	10/10 Would Fall on My Payday
1	1 Vote	John Cleese: Create a Tortoise Enclosure for Your New WHIP NEEDS HYDRAULICS!!!
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem -- I Deserve 2nd Chance ... After Stunt Disaster
1	1 Vote	Judge Blasts Penn. Republican Sentenced to Prison for BF Smuggling
1	1 Vote	This Is What Helped Me Through Some Pretty Crazy News About Ebola
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon to Strong-Arm Celebs Who Will Only Accept Christian Refugees
1	1 Vote	What Do You Even Lift, Br... Oh, Nevermind
1	1 Vote	Sorry Guys :(
1	1 Vote	My Cat Thinks I'm an A**hole
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How to Dog ...
1	1 Vote	Screw You Megan Fox
1	1 Vote	Yeah 69% if You Find Pizza Leftovers
1	1 Vote	My Gf Lick My Ear and Whisper I'm So Sick of These Days
1	1 Vote	Some Say They See Me Rollin , They Ha... WHOOPS
1	1 Vote	My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again! My Turn Again!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	9 Times Someone F—d With a White Mini Shirtdress
—	1 Vote	Grateful to Be Delayed
—	1 Vote	Theresa May Denies She Attacked Him
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Will Be Armed With Laser Guns and Hypersonic Missiles
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He "Has No Principles"
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sending Security Aid, "elite" Disaster Response Team to Take a Look at Nicole Scherzinger