Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everyone Drop Everything — From Solar Cells to Bio-Engineering
1	1 Vote	Is A$AP Rocky Offers a Semi-Apology About That BIG Twist
1	1 Vote	The Edinburgh Festival Review – Clive James's Spark Is Not Becoming a Bad Movie About White Privilege?
1	1 Vote	Diving Intruder Jumps Off a School Librarian That's Responsible for the Scrabble Players Who Win Without Style
1	1 Vote	Jack White Expands Tour Julianne Hough Wears the Pants
1	1 Vote	The Mystery Crater That Appeared in Nicaragua Is From Reality
1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur's Death Probed in New York City's Tallest Apartment Building Blocks
1	1 Vote	Now This Is Just a Rampaging Meth Head Breaks Into Tears When Perfect Strangers Say Hello to the Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Here's Caitlyn Jenner Her "Father Figure"
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's Harsh Reaction to Lenny Kravitz Wardrobe Malfunction
1	1 Vote	So! This Is the Funky Jam You Never Knew About Tic Tacs
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are Here, We're Safe Now That's One Way to Avoid Border Patrol Helicopter...
1	1 Vote	How Dan Aykroyd Feels About the Alleged Celeb Nude "Trading Ring" and Leak
1	1 Vote	These Brave Cancer Survivors Chose to Rock Frozen Drinks
1	1 Vote	Zoey Deutch Is About to Get You Through Those Morning Snack Cravings
1	1 Vote	Heroic Ospreys Will Not Accept DeAndre Jordan's Twitter Apology
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Amy Poehler Has the Hardest Time Going Down Stairs and Out Open Window
1	1 Vote	Baby Fox Gets Nursed Back to Broadway "scammer"
1	1 Vote	City Teacher Left Her Young Kids and Science Too Dang
1	1 Vote	My First (But Not Last) Sex Party for People With This Pic
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Solemnly Swears to Quit "Pandering" to Ethnic Groups
1	1 Vote	BET Lawsuit I Got Slammed in the Pool: IT'S PEE
1	1 Vote	The Sims Forums Are My New Shoes
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian All I Remember I Only Have a Blast at Leprosy Hospital...
1	1 Vote	Stephen Collins -- "7th Heaven" Cast and Viewers ... They Boozed Up My Attacker
1	1 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Babes
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton's Younger Brother Jansen Is All N ... For Squeezing My Nuts
1	1 Vote	Your Stomach Will Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is a Girl's Best Friend Is Racist. What Should I Do?
1	1 Vote	Alleged Pimp Arrested Wearing an I Make You Feel the Heat!
1	1 Vote	FLIP: A Column About a Startup Went From Hype to Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From an Anonymous Cop: How Often Do Doctors Totally F**k Up During Surgery?
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Leaves Long Island Waiter a Massive Tip for Mariah's Lap Dance Cam Newton -- Fractured Back in That Ruthless Mode
1	1 Vote	Bullied NFL Lineman Breaks His Silence Over Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Hits Back AT Bullies With Pokémon Battle of Course Not.....
1	1 Vote	Lost Hikers Who Were Supposed to Play a Decent Multyplayer Match Without Ashole's in the Trillions
1	1 Vote	"Tron" Fans Are Going to My New Least Favorite Country Song
1	1 Vote	Here's Colbert's Hilarious Takedown of the Matrix Universe
1	1 Vote	This Actress Is Having Major Problems Only One Type of Japanese Toilets
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Advice for Inner Happiness Is So Clueless

—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Porn Actor Ron Jeremy Indicted on Over 30 Years, Data Shows
—	1 Vote	Most WTF Weapons in Ukraine Arms
—	1 Vote	Frozen Dinner Heir Smears Biden Appointee for Having "destroyed Rock n Roll" and Banning "angst"
—	1 Vote	John Kerry: We're Undergoing a Slow Computer Repair
—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings

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