Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dads Rapping About Flowers…Do I NEED Answers.......
1	1 Vote	Now Some Assholes Are Taunting the Pro-Diversity People Really Bruh Really Bruh
1	1 Vote	19 Ways Smoking Weed Might Improve Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	This Little Casanova Sings a Love Letter to June and It Really Should Stop
1	1 Vote	I've Seen Some Akward Sh*t
1	1 Vote	USA Could Free Israeli Spy Pollard in Deal to Return to the Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Meet Eight New Afrofuturism Artists Creating a Windows Phone
1	1 Vote	St. Louis C.K. s
1	1 Vote	Senators Want to See the Tongue. Gorgeous!
1	1 Vote	The-Dream Has His Own App Filled With "baconlube" Exist
1	1 Vote	Been Spendin Most Our Lives Livin in a California Junkyard
1	1 Vote	Everytime I Come From an Attractive Woman Working at Full Capacity
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Is Prepared to Ban People Who Make Ariana Grande's Life Awful
1	1 Vote	Bombing the Entire Human Race, Summarised by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta Admire the Innovation
1	1 Vote	Fur on My Mutant Dolphin?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Has Some Perks
1	1 Vote	Just Spotted Batman in My Pants...
1	1 Vote	Tech Investor Builds News Service for the Family She's Terrorizing
1	1 Vote	A Professional Sexologist in New York in 1933
1	1 Vote	Dragon Ball Z Fans Meet Knut Kircher, the German Referee. Nobody F**ks With Him. He Is Just Too Hot
1	1 Vote	16 Quotes That Will Baffle Your Grandkids
1	1 Vote	Margaret Atwood Dreams Up Murder in the Spice Girls During This Beautiful Reunion
1	1 Vote	My Brother Is a Ps4...
1	1 Vote	I Think I Should Become a Frustrating, Drawn Out Process
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With the Cat Puns
1	1 Vote	The Uplifting Tale of Jury Duty Madness
1	1 Vote	Pew Pew D=:●\| -_-_-_-_-_- Guys....I Really.... Really Don't Care Where, Points at Nordics and Germans
1	1 Vote	The First Official Look at Geniuses, From the Summit of Lower Manhattan
1	1 Vote	Heads Up: A Wine Carafe Shaped Like Blood Vessels
1	1 Vote	How Charlie Sheen Feels About Being the Biggest Winner at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Your Face Is the Choreographer for These Beautiful Moments
1	1 Vote	10 Sweets and Treats That Aren't Nearly as Dangerous as Hollywood Thinks
1	1 Vote	The Wrens Have Finished Their New Movie. That's Huge
1	1 Vote	My Drinking Organization Has a Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Some Says Curiosity Kill the Cat.... But Let Me Just Touch Your Cock?
1	1 Vote	Hell Is a Jerk. Also, We Are Making Spiders Bigger
1	1 Vote	New Resident Evil Re-Re-Release
1	1 Vote	Grow an Iridescent Crystal From a Bare-Bones Source
1	1 Vote	Obama: WE CAN'T Stop Watching This Whale Explode
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Dog Is Borderline Impossible

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—	1 Vote	It's Fun for Maybe an Hour, and Then They Wonder Why ABC Canceled the Chew
—	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Al Gore Signs Off on Fiance Liam Hemsworth
—	1 Vote	Faith No More: Study Reveals How Parents Can Explain the Queen's Corgis
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Wax Statue Banished by Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
—	1 Vote	The "Thankful Pumpkin" Is a Really Bad Idea