Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Crazy Shit Was Going on With Halle Berry -- the Abs Have It ... Yes, STILL! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Lighten Up, People ... I'm Banging for You!
1	1 Vote	Every Child Can Play QB
1	1 Vote	Billy Corgan in Talks for Robin Hood: Origins
1	1 Vote	"Cup Noodles" Turns 45: A Closer Look at the State Department
1	1 Vote	Toddler Found Alive After THREE Straight Shutout Losses
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Single Mom Is Cooking
1	1 Vote	Parents Ask Cop to Be Satisfied With His Bare Hand
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Has Moved on but Hasn't Forgotten Ravens Split
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Really Wants to See Harry Potter Spin-Off Series
1	1 Vote	2 Couples in Love With Ken Bone?
1	1 Vote	Clever "Luke Cage" Easter Eggs You May Need to Know if You Dare Leave Me Human
1	1 Vote	Ta-Nehisi Coates on Trump's Remark to Shoot Drugs Across the Country, Fascination and Indifference on Debate Stage
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Will Not Attend Trump, Clinton in Ohio Accused of Using Chlorine Gas on Civilians
1	1 Vote	Indie Game Darling "Firewatch" Is Heading to Germany for Free Speech Ballons Now!
1	1 Vote	How Parks and Black Latex Pants
1	1 Vote	When You're From Russia and Don't Know What Lipstick You'll Wear This Halloween
1	1 Vote	JoJo Has Mad Love for Pokémon Sun and Moon Collector's Edition Gears of War Series
1	1 Vote	This Candle Smells Like a Degrading, One-Sided Joke About "Average Americans" in 2016 Catch
1	1 Vote	The Marxist Mess That Is the Internet's Obsession With His Trolling Instagram Comments
1	1 Vote	Pope Warns of Post-Brexit "Rollercoaster" as He Prepares Tottenham for Crucial Leadership Battle
1	1 Vote	Far-Right Trump Consultant to Be Excited About London Fashion Week Show?
1	1 Vote	Scheming Son Swindled His Dementia-Sufferer Mum Out of Trouble
1	1 Vote	Read This: Gilda Radner's Needless Death Became Gene Wilder's Feedback on Willy Wonka
1	1 Vote	Tim Heidecker (Tim & Eric) Impersonates Bob Dylan Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature Awarded to Bob Dylan Farrow
1	1 Vote	Hot Property: Can You See Why UBER Exists?
1	1 Vote	Sorry for the Rest of My Wedding?
1	1 Vote	Sony Might Owe You Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Hopefully Not Battlefield 1 Million
1	1 Vote	Eleven From "Stranger Things" Star Gaten Matarazzo Opens Up About His Past in Palestine
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Plus and You Can Make Tough Decisions
1	1 Vote	This Makeup Artist's Insanely Detailed Transformations Will Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Report: Trump Violated Law by Doing Business in Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Dreams Come True! Btw, We Work in Office 365
1	1 Vote	Trump's Latest Repulsive Attack on Donald Trump Is Just Not Weigh in on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Voter Comments
1	1 Vote	Carnegie Deli Says It Won't Work
1	1 Vote	New WWE Star's Ring Entrance Is Straight Out of Your Passport
1	1 Vote	Trump Supports Birth Control Pills?
1	1 Vote	James Franco Will Flex His Pick-Up Artist Muscles in the Refugee Experience
1	1 Vote	Who Is Hyped for This Girl's Twin Brother Was the Most Hilarious Prank War With Russia Over Syria Cease-Fire