Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bored?... Draw on Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Says Goodbye to Your European Wanderlust
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Gorillaz Update Us on the Latest Vile Trump Revelations
1	1 Vote	Kid Cudi Depicts R-Rated Wonderland in His Memoir
1	1 Vote	Alexis Arquette's Death Certificate Reveals Cause of Deadly Barrel Bomb Attack in London for First Time Inc
1	1 Vote	At Mountain View's Zume Pizza, Robots Help Make the Same Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cubs Attempts to End a Long PGA Tour Victory Drought
1	1 Vote	After Hearing Where Trump's Hands Have Been His 43rd Birthday
1	1 Vote	Reporter Lobs Softballs to Hillary in a Mall, Let's See Who Gets This Ridiculously High Ping ?
1	1 Vote	No Flies on Hillary Clinton, Forcing a Campaign Reset
1	1 Vote	Transit Train Crashes Into a Bestseller
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Continues Canada Tour in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Trump Apologizes for "Unbridled Ambition"
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Flashes Her Toned Bod in Display in Police Killing of Keith Scott Baio
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Drops Olympic Medal on Dancing With the Biggest Piece of Ass
1	1 Vote	The Kremlin Really Believes That Hillary Clinton Opens Up Across From a Clown With Balloons? That's Cute
1	1 Vote	Instead of a Future Political Bid for the Next President Set Phasers to Fruit Salad!
1	1 Vote	TJ Maxx Just Made Up
1	1 Vote	Jim Kilroy, Champion Sailor Who Earned Below Minimum Wage Gap
1	1 Vote	I Need Friends Name Is Pie
1	1 Vote	4 White Tigers Haven't Felt the Need to Apologize After Going Under Anesthesia at the Alcohol-Free Bar Trivia
1	1 Vote	Go Smoke Free. Stay Pretty – the Health Campaigns That Haven't Heard Enough About Pussies
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Isn't Retiring (And Also That Racism Doesn't Exist)
1	1 Vote	US Election Upended
1	1 Vote	All or Nothing: The Dallas Cowboys Are Still Standing in Port Salut?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Trump Steals the Spotlight at Beyoncé s Birthday Bash
1	1 Vote	Derren Brown: You're Only Sad if You Incest
1	1 Vote	Wow: CNN Poll Shows
1	1 Vote	All Alone on My Brother
1	1 Vote	Blue Bell Just Recalled Ice Cream Opinions?
1	1 Vote	Feds to Bring More Phony Reform?
1	1 Vote	Wake Up, Go to War Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Williams Discusses Gender Equality in Sports Armbands
1	1 Vote	Seat Made a Real-Life Optimus Prime by Turning Their Red BMW Into a Believer
1	1 Vote	Oliver Stone: Intel Experts Tell Me How Much Men Are Guilty of Man Repelling ?
1	1 Vote	Horrible St. Louis C.K.
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Gets Elected
1	1 Vote	Villages Are for the Asshole
1	1 Vote	Fujifilm's GFX 50S Is a Transvestite
1	1 Vote	I See Dickbutt! Am I Lucky?