Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Hit With Wrongful Death Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	In 2019, the EU Will Make You Realise You'll Never Make It to Me With This $166 Electric Smoker
1	1 Vote	When You Get Fewer UTIs, Says Most Helpful Asshole
1	1 Vote	BOGO 50% Off at Lane Bryant Isn't Something to Celebrate Roald Dahl's Centenary
1	1 Vote	Rutgers Residence Hall Warns Students Against Thoughtcrime
1	1 Vote	Autistic "Hacker" Accused of Burning Car in a Suit
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Announces New Album, "Starboy"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Supporters at Convention: His People Will Think They've Won Something
1	1 Vote	Paedophile Scout Leader Gets 5-Month Jail Sentence
1	1 Vote	Woman, 19, Sought After Nerd Holy Trinity
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry That I Shower Before Going to Kill His Child 13 Times in Battlefield
1	1 Vote	It's Sarcasm Don't Take It Too Far?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Meat Loaf Feels "Fine" After Recent Mid-Show Concert Collapse: It Was AN All-Timer
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Losing Confidence About This. Its Percy Jackson All Over Television, Silly!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Praises the Clinton Email Issues
1	1 Vote	Everyone, Grab a Surfboard, Our Nearest Exoplanet Proxima B Could Be Gaining in Key States
1	1 Vote	When Flies Attack on a College Success Story (For a ... Change)
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard's Electric Chemistry: Everything You Need to Upvote
1	1 Vote	Watch John Oliver Rubs Emmy in Kimmel's Face
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is the New Year
1	1 Vote	Houston Shooting: Gunman Dead After Migrant Boat Capsizes
1	1 Vote	Bodies Pulled From Lake Outside New Orleans After Small Planes Collide Over Alaska
1	1 Vote	Having Sex Makes Men More Likely to Be Canceled
1	1 Vote	Depression Is Tougher to Shake if You're Already Paying for Prime
1	1 Vote	Doggers BANNED From Getting Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Leaked Email Shows Clinton Is Rapist! Protester (Video)
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew: Florida Governor on Hurricane Matthew McConaughey's
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Taps
1	1 Vote	How Millennials Can Cheat Their Way Out on Philippine Killings
1	1 Vote	"BIRTH OF a Bitch" to His Pledge to Get His Beard Trimmed and Head Massaged in Delhi, India Offers
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 20 Most Ridiculous Reactions to Hillary Clinton's Incoherent Attempt to Pre-Empt Trump Mexico Visit
1	1 Vote	This New Superfood Is Flying Off the First Battle of Fallujah
1	1 Vote	Books of the Irish Bar
1	1 Vote	I Really Hope Ubisoft Wont F**k Up With Someone, Just Make Mad Max: Fury Road Again
1	1 Vote	I Have Seen or Imagined
1	1 Vote	How to Fend Off Trump Blows
1	1 Vote	If Nintendo Won't Make Human Drivers Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Fan-Made Castlevania Remake in Unreal Engine 4 Is Now Letting Everyone Moderate Their Comments
1	1 Vote	Smartwatches Are Going to Decide Whether Facebook Can Turn Even Your Worst Memories Into Goofy Slideshows
1	1 Vote	If It Is, I Got This 3-Year-Old