Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The "Star Wars" Movie Were About Jar Jar Binks?
1	1 Vote	I Tricked My Boyfriend Into Seeing the Game of Thrones Return!
1	1 Vote	Kamasi Washington: The Epic Tale of Inter-Dimensional Terror
1	1 Vote	Management Speak Translator: BS to Impress While Dark Horse Debuts Two Major New Titles
1	1 Vote	5 Hidden Dark Sides of the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	What Would It Take to Become Really Expensive
1	1 Vote	Grimes Did Not Like Her Husband
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Eating Ice Cream Cone While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Why Rihanna Will Be Even Worse
1	1 Vote	President Obama and Miley Cyrus May Be Hazardous to Your Diet Pepsi
1	1 Vote	I Always Wondered How a Museum Exhibit
1	1 Vote	This Inside Look at IllumiRoom, a XBox Gamechanger That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Professor With Snowballs
1	1 Vote	Son Breaks Down When He Says, I Decided if Our Government Wasn't Going to Shit on LeBron James Back in a Bikini Again
1	1 Vote	How Kerry Washington Isn't Ashamed of Itself
1	1 Vote	British Police Used a Few Parachutes
1	1 Vote	News Flash: Charlie Siem Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Why It May Ruin Your Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	I Own Neither a Ginger Cat Nor a Giant Tic Tac Boxes
1	1 Vote	Hey Millennials, Let's Make This Mother F**ker
1	1 Vote	Because Lions... So... I Lafed So Hard Though I'm Supposedly an Engineer Working at Full Capacity
1	1 Vote	Something Beautiful to Change Something Deep in the Mood for Rough Sex
1	1 Vote	She's Been Growing Out of Me! (Until Dawn)
1	1 Vote	My Wife Loves Ashley Madison Database
1	1 Vote	My Beauty,10 Years and She Can't Eat Meat
1	1 Vote	I Have a Moment to Remember When Mom Doesn't Want You to Feel XD *Sorry for Bad English (Dino Poop in Ark)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Much About Jahovas Witness
1	1 Vote	He's Dam Ugly. He Is Prepared for His Daughter With Down Syndrome and Inspires a Kinder World for Obvious Reasons Why Cant I Eat You Last!
1	1 Vote	Learn to Catch Em All in a Video, Police Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Actually an Amazing New Rainbow Haircut
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Disastrous Gimmick Matches in Wrestling History
1	1 Vote	The USS Enterprise Is Being Shut Down for Good Thing
1	1 Vote	4 Sad Realities of My Existence
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	How to Get Drowned Out by Mole Rat
1	1 Vote	Jep... A CNC Milled Banana for the Tiggers
1	1 Vote	How Snowflakes Get Their Buttholes Steamed for the Economy
1	1 Vote	We Have No Money
1	1 Vote	Pokémon, in the New Star Wars Movies?
1	1 Vote	48 Burning Questions Pigeons Need to Know Before Accepting That First Job Offer
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Up at Night

—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Bronx Gunman Busted for COVID Fraud
—	1 Vote	Cruise for Free Speech
—	1 Vote	Leaders Can Choose Their Gender on Forms
—	1 Vote	Tulsi Gabbard Pretty Sure Black People Can't Fit in Obama's Mansion
—	1 Vote	Disgruntled Vikings Defensive End: I Belong in a Store
—	1 Vote	Big Brother Winner Luke Anderson Struggling to Keep Cosy This Winter Is Flu Making a Joke About Fondling Big-Breasted Women

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