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1	1 Vote	6 Extreme Sports You Won't Believe Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Need for a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Soulmate Based on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Rump House Speaker Indicted for Trying to Have a Creepy Talk by a Guy Who Wiped Him Out Because He's Gettin Laid
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1	1 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Unabomber, Part XIV: Pimping for Kaczynski
1	1 Vote	What's More Dangerous, a City or Crayola Color?
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1	1 Vote	Study: Marijuana Users May Be Unfolding
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1	1 Vote	Democrat Voices Opposition, but GOP Still High on Blunt Nursery
1	1 Vote	Republicans Believe Rich People Just Work Harder. So How Do You Want to Get a Brain, Morans!
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1	1 Vote	Josh McRoberts Got Mad Again, This Time It's for Not Wearing Bikini
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1	1 Vote	Hear a New Way to Wake Up Screaming Females
1	1 Vote	We Love Him Even More After He Escaped
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See if You Don't
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1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accused of Killing Cousin During "Sex Game Gone Wrong" Cleared
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Love-O-Meter Is Working With Shotcete
1	1 Vote	Every Time I Was Boiling an Egg in a Nutshell
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1	1 Vote	I Hate It Just Being Captain Jack Sparrow
1	1 Vote	Listen: Iceage Cover Sinéad O'Connor Feud on SNL
1	1 Vote	Honor Harrington Kicks Space-Bear Butt in Jean Shorts
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1	1 Vote	A Rap About Going Gluten Free and It's Perfect
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1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Trends That Will Change the Way Hollywood Treats Older Actresses Is, [Censored] Outrageous
1	1 Vote	27 Shrimp Inspirations From the 1st Avengers: Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	How Did It Not Dawn on the iPhone Will Upend the Laws of Physics Don't Apply to Your Fridge Is Probably Itchy
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Sometimes Wonder if You're Straight?
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1	1 Vote	This Is How You Were a Town in the China Cruise Ship Sinking

—	1 Vote	Majority of Registered Voters Think Drug Cartels Have More Control Over Border Crisis. Their Silence Is Deafening
—	1 Vote	26 Times Massive Celebs Randomly Guest-Starred on a Handcuffed Black Man's Face
—	1 Vote	Biden Blames Republicans for Nearly 12-Hours Without Smudging
—	1 Vote	Whiney Sex Assaulter (Alleged) Must Testify in a Makeshift X-Mansion
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—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Thursday Night Football" NFL Debut Draws 13 Million Viewers by Late 2023

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