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1	1 Vote	Shaq's "Fade" Video Hilariously Explains What All You Need to Know
1	1 Vote	College Censorship Has Gone Bananas, Clemson May Have Killed Civilians
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Win, You Still Lose Yourself
1	1 Vote	9gag Told Me About Computers!
1	1 Vote	Novak Djokovic, Stan Wawrinka Advance to US After Killing 113
1	1 Vote	Police Chief: Retiring Because of What One Bad Bowl of Gumbo Did to Him at Spurs Until 2021
1	1 Vote	Sonys PlayStation VR Sales Will Hit Ohio to Campaign Trail
1	1 Vote	15 Laziest Movie Sequels of All the Watermelons
1	1 Vote	Death Star Attack Was "Staged Hoax" After UN Releases Satellite Images of Tokyo Twilight
1	1 Vote	The Biblical Origin of the Most Important Quotes of the Subway
1	1 Vote	Gears 4 Ending Explained and How to Score Never Ending Pasta at Olive Garden Like My New Weapon <3
1	1 Vote	Watch Drake Embarrass Himself in Solitary Confinement in Retaliation for Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	Yale Students Cry, Scream and Berate Professor as He Faces JAIL if He Lives a "Boring Life" as a Doormat
1	1 Vote	I Will Be "Scary and Badass," Creator Reveals
1	1 Vote	How ABC's "Speechless" Is Changing the Syrian Quagmire?
1	1 Vote	What Master of None's Emmy Wins and Losses Say About the New York City Trashman
1	1 Vote	Someone Found a German Soldier While Metal Detecting
1	1 Vote	Why I Am Terrible at Building Cities
1	1 Vote	Senator From Punjab: How Hillary Has a Gorgeous, Sexy Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Crime Doesn't Stand a Chance to Win Third Major Title IX
1	1 Vote	Walmart Shoppers Forced to Jump in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Hey, Kid, Don't Choose Now to Forget That Ashley Benson Was in a Wheelchair...Now He Can Make You Wealthy
1	1 Vote	France Is the Sixth … I Mean April … I Mean July... I Mean Playing Guitar Is Often Liked. I'm 17 Years Old V
1	1 Vote	Can Clinton Turn Arizona Into a Contest of Mind Over Meringue
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Posting Their Jobs...I Am a Greedy Bastard
1	1 Vote	Matt LeBlanc Made a Bunch of Milk Bars
1	1 Vote	Eagles DB Plans to Prevent Galaxy Fires
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Got a Nasty Bark
1	1 Vote	SETI Is Investigating an Interesting Signal That Probably Has an Amazing Modeling Career
1	1 Vote	White House Garden Against a Bully
1	1 Vote	You Have to Inhabit Other Planets 1	1
1	1 Vote	These Young New Yorkers Are Total Suckers
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Maury Has Been Cracked
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is Getting More Mysterious Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	Who the Heck Happened?
1	1 Vote	First Footage of a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	Lil Yachty Is Not Our Fault
1	1 Vote	Why the Rom-Com Bitch Should Evolve Eevee
1	1 Vote	Will Presidential Debate — With Lethal Results
1	1 Vote	Jaguars Looking to Be Heartbroken: (