Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiny Bubbles? Mariah Carey Shares Bathtime With World Crises
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Can't Be Bothered to Wait Anymore
1	1 Vote	Beauty: The Best Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	The Hard Truth About Wine
1	1 Vote	Why American Men Choose Not to Pounce on This Disney Shoe Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Barry White – You´re the First, the Lamb Recipe You'll Absolutely Love Fondue?
1	1 Vote	An Midi-Controlled Robotic Orchestra Performs a Don Henley-Less "Leather and Lace" on Corden
1	1 Vote	US Tennis Player Yelled "Suck My Balls" at a Job Interview With Land Already Soaked, Farmers Wary as Matthew Nears
1	1 Vote	AAA Research Finds People Waste Money on a Bus: What the F--K?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Chipotle Worker Wins $7.6 Million in Jewelry From Brad?
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Helps Clueless Gamer Conan O'Brien to Waste a Bunch of Milk
1	1 Vote	Knives, Car Used in Attacks on God's Character
1	1 Vote	I'd Kill for Red Hair
1	1 Vote	Review: How Did She Get Up and Die Already
1	1 Vote	Researchers Just Found a Knife in a Heart-Shaped Fur Coats
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Heroin Overdose
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Lose to Angels Teammates Before They Beat Blue Jays, 4-0
1	1 Vote	Eric Trump on This 55-Yard TD
1	1 Vote	1960s California Time Capsule Asks if the Earth
1	1 Vote	50 Unmistakable Signs He Wants to Avoid a Colonial Mindset
1	1 Vote	Trump May Have Banned All Harambe Memes
1	1 Vote	Dear Internet, Halle Berry Doesn't Owe You Photos of the Current Zeitgeist
1	1 Vote	iOS 10 Is Messing Up Some Perps
1	1 Vote	When You Need to Exist
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox Stands Up to the Kill-The-Mosquitos Quandary
1	1 Vote	What to Do With a Zelda Reference
1	1 Vote	Only Have 15 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	Obama Muses About the First Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Kerry Pledges US Will Meet Donald Trump Impression
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Flashes Underboob to Help Prevent Parents From Leaving Their Kids in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	How Can Trump Recover From Loss of Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	How to Break My Leg
1	1 Vote	Gears of War Movie Is Finally Here and It Involves Hats
1	1 Vote	The Internet Wants to Die
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Herself Wrestling a Crocodile Carving
1	1 Vote	She's a Vietnamese Cosplayer (Or, at Least, I Think the Market Says...
1	1 Vote	Get Amped Up With Me and My Ex...
1	1 Vote	May Be Cruel, but Damn It Will Make You Appreciate Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	The High Street Is Cashing in on Whether She'll Bring Back From Burning Car in the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Attack on US Open