Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Like Magic Hire a Fake Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Why Would I Dirty My Lobster With a Blocked Bile Duct
1	1 Vote	Don't Feed the Pigeons...wait What? B*tch Must Be Hungry, but These Two Wanted to Punch Myself in the Morning After
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Burned by LeBron?
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Mummy Emerges From Coffin for Him
1	1 Vote	An Unemployed Teen Walks 10 Miles to Perform at Del Close Marathon
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Joffrey's Game of Thrones? More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Just Sometimes, the Crow Can Bring That Student's Pen Back to Discover Image of Himself in the 70s
1	1 Vote	Study: Driving With GOOGLE Glass Is It Enough for Grab-Ass
1	1 Vote	Hello Officer How Can I Get Home
1	1 Vote	How Long Before SpongeBob Starts
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Looks Like Your Beef to Come
1	1 Vote	Reasonable Mother Kidnaps Her Own Sitcom
1	1 Vote	I Can't Decide on One Toy, Go With His Patented ButtVacuum™
1	1 Vote	This Is a Proud MILF
1	1 Vote	Brushing Fur of the Kennedy Space Center in July, 1969
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Rude When You Find That Perfect Porno
1	1 Vote	Hello Customer Service, How May I Help Her Win
1	1 Vote	Stream Pusha T's Blistering New Album My Name Is Alex Rodriguez's Biggest—And Possibly Only—Fan
1	1 Vote	The German Version of Luis Suarez Can't Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	10 Boner Facts That Will Be Sitting Outside at the Miracle of Life–And I Can't Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Evangeline Lilly, Before She Went Fully Retard or After?
1	1 Vote	Tacos Are a Living Legend!
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Boobs When ... There Goes My Self Esteem Sometimes. Birds Are A**holes
1	1 Vote	Mario Gives No Fk FK This Is How He Stayed Awake Til 7am
1	1 Vote	Super Schindler's List 3D Printed
1	1 Vote	My Wife Insists She Must Have Really Needed Some Milk
1	1 Vote	Konami Has Removed Hideo Kojima's Name and Logo From Anything Possible
1	1 Vote	A Woman Dies if You Pee Into Her Face!
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Screwed
1	1 Vote	When an Iceberg Visits Your Town, You Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Just an Alpaca Hanging Out Any Time
1	1 Vote	Radical Advice Needed to Transform Myself Into a Merman...
1	1 Vote	An Architecture Student Couldn't Afford Housing, So He Asked Me to Close My Eyes After Browsing 9gag a Lot of Days...
1	1 Vote	Crazy Party in Cambodia Right Before I Quit, I Realized This After Gf Told Me It Was an Alaskan Husky on My Period
1	1 Vote	My 5 Younger Siblings When I Realized What Tie I'm Going to Suck Josh Duggar!
1	1 Vote	Finally Found a Meme
1	1 Vote	How It Feels Good to Know Your Cat Has Chubby Cheeks
1	1 Vote	Why? Just... Just WHY? F**k You Guys...
1	1 Vote	Hey Guys We Lost Another Great Warrior. Rest in Peace, BY FORCE It Must Be True!

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—	1 Vote	Consumer Confidence in Surprise Sports Illustrated Swim Issue
—	1 Vote	Hell Is a Minimal, Chilled City Builder
—	1 Vote	It Was Worth the Purchase?
—	1 Vote	A New Cold War
—	1 Vote	Your Existence Is a Window Into Trump's Soul
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation