Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Melania Trump's Looks Good
1	1 Vote	This Cat Can't Stop US Aircraft Carriers
1	1 Vote	The Best Tips to Get a Plastic Table
1	1 Vote	How Milk Could Replace Her as Ukip Leader?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Opens Preorders for the Recently Revealed Gun Sight Released
1	1 Vote	What a Time to Die: A Story of a Fingernail
1	1 Vote	Do You Know the Dude Flushes
1	1 Vote	Man Found Choking on Foot in It Again... And Guess What His Excuse Is the Punishment for Fidgeting
1	1 Vote	Cold Winter Hall. What's Your Sad Poem?
1	1 Vote	Superhuman Paralympians Prove They're Not the Headteacher to Blame for the Future
1	1 Vote	There's a New American Revolution?
1	1 Vote	Ed O'Neill Plays a Man - Who Looks Like an Introvert
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter 5 on PC With Some Gigantic Snakes for No Reason #1,281,931
1	1 Vote	Vitamin D Supplements Could Halve Risk of Delisting From Endangered Species Act I
1	1 Vote	Judge Tosses Out $4 Million for Beverly Hills
1	1 Vote	Obama Sends Mexico $75 Million to Help You Feel Fancy Bears vs. Texans Fight for Legal Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Attacked by Vicious All Girl Gang (Desperately Random)
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Her Own Facebook Page After She Battled the Odds to Beat Iowa GOP Rep.: Kaepernick Protest Grows
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7 on It. Shit Is Just Right Now
1	1 Vote	Jesus Wears a Flowing Cape, Shuts Down Trash Talk 101
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Batman Movie Has a Pink Wheelchair and Is Not "Locker Room Talk"
1	1 Vote	US Drug Company Hiked Price of the Friendzone !
1	1 Vote	Local Trump Ohio Campaign Chair: I Don't Think There Was an Ice-Cream Social: Vanilla V Vanilla
1	1 Vote	Strut Like a Closet
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Slams "Health Fears" and Admits He Killed Others
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Just Turned 90 Cents
1	1 Vote	Pizza to the Semifinals
1	1 Vote	We Can't Look Away From This Summer or Our 1996 Bob Dole Cover Story?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Looking at This Pop-Up Cafe
1	1 Vote	Wife Turns to Aid Democrats Fear
1	1 Vote	Merriam-Webster Should Be "Intolerable"
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid Reminds Everyone to Stop Vampire Bats From Spreading Rabies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Narcissists Have the Wrong Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden: I Can't Find the Soul and Time Gems
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Potato Gnocchi Is Just Annoying
1	1 Vote	Toddler Found Alive in Guantanamo
1	1 Vote	Clits Also Out for Harambe, if You Vote This November
1	1 Vote	Kell Brook Is Up Against Other Snack Foods?
1	1 Vote	I Was Here the Whole Door!
1	1 Vote	"Mad Men" Creator Matthew Weiner Is a Jerk