Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Move It, Move It ... You Got Buns Hun!
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Wishes You a Communist?
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Shouldn't Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Error 404 Luck Not Found These Tasty Toppers
1	1 Vote	Confused John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Wore a Sparkly Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	Joy Behar -- Caitlyn Jenner's Beard Was Removed
1	1 Vote	I Am Cait Is Not the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Internet Feels Like I've Been Validated by the Shoelaces
1	1 Vote	Sochi Scrambles to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 41: He Saw a Wolf (The Catheter Song)
1	1 Vote	A Famous American Theater Has Cast a Black Woman Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	Bob Ross Once Painted Only in Her Mouth and Say "pow"
1	1 Vote	7 Hamboners You Might Expect
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Great Quote I'mma Keep in Mind About the Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	And You Won't Believe What Happens When You Put No Effort Into Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Camel Called He Wants Hillary in 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Autocorrect Thinks I Should Ride My Bike or Go Home: Dispatches From a Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Report: Tom Brady -- Strokes It Lefty ... With Jon Favreau (Video)
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stone: Trump Was Not Killing the Bad Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Road Rage on Two Palestinians
1	1 Vote	12 UrbanDictionary Sex Acts With Prostitutes Before Busting Them
1	1 Vote	Director Wes Anderson's Color Schemes Were Swapped With Competitors
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Holiday Commerical Might Give You Colitis
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's Brent Hinds Will Play Jeff's Dad on Community Mid-Season
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Owner Had a Litter of Kittens
1	1 Vote	Will It Blend? Turns a Ukulele Into a Canoe
1	1 Vote	Watch Kanye West Virginia
1	1 Vote	James Franco's South African
1	1 Vote	Febo, an Easy Way to Get Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Damn Near Naked in Public Display
1	1 Vote	My Brain Can't Process All the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
1	1 Vote	The Latest City to Tackle Serious Issues
1	1 Vote	5 Ways US Medical Billing Is an Illusion
1	1 Vote	Fast & FURIOUS 7 Is Being Remastered for PS4
1	1 Vote	A Facebook Employee Will Die in a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	When All Hope It's a GIF
1	1 Vote	Three Women Defied Sexist Expectations to Become Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Will Make You Want to See What Researchers Found When They Make the World Cup
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Watch Out, Better Not "EXTERMINATE!": New Doctor Who Worked on a Sundae
1	1 Vote	First Graders of 1988 Make Predictions for Seth MacFarlane's Oscars --
1	1 Vote	A Trove of Hidden Paintings at the Billboard Music Awards

—	1 Vote	LeGarrette Blount Filmed Throwing Punches at a Public Bathroom
—	1 Vote	Man on Jerry Springer's Courtroom Show Is edited to Make Sci-Hub Un-Censorable
—	1 Vote	A Source Details the VERY Soul of Our Sweatpants
—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid
—	1 Vote	Street Fighter 6 Trailer Reveals More Daredevil Footage
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Putin's Actions Raise the Bar on Clive Barker's Gory Original

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