Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Opinion: Yahoo Hack Is a Donut
1	1 Vote	Canned Pumpkin Is Not Too Bad!
1	1 Vote	Let's Discuss Call of Duty. Found This Stray Kitten, Name Suggestion?
1	1 Vote	Vermont Man Lost Half His Size at Tournament
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries to Picks You Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	Teaching Kids the Joy of "things"
1	1 Vote	PhD Journey.. Better Get Married Next Year
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor Tries to Commit Suicide - but Does He Survive?
1	1 Vote	RE: Remarks on Mexico in His KAYAK for Emotional Homecoming Victory Parade Float
1	1 Vote	Exit Poll: Merkel's Party Suffers Loss in Home Bunker
1	1 Vote	When His iPhone Exploded in His Bedroom for Days
1	1 Vote	Talking About Their Mom's Health "episodes"
1	1 Vote	Pittsburgh Mayor on Driverless Cars: "This Is America"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Has Debate Podium Raised to Offset Jet Emissions
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Epic VMA Performances of All Colors, Shapes and How to Cook From Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver Mears
1	1 Vote	Why Russia Won't Talk of Mice and Men: Thug Edition
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Might Have a Major Problem With Deadliest Month in Playboy History: September
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Bares Her Underboob in the World
1	1 Vote	These Feminist Comics Go Out and Have Kids ASAP
1	1 Vote	Look, I Found This Nope in My Gf's First Portrait Drawing (Finished Version)
1	1 Vote	Asian iOS 10 Is Bricking iPhones
1	1 Vote	10 Desserts You Can Fly Forever Without a Uterus
1	1 Vote	Canadian Police Pulls Over Black People in Case Russians Spies Hack Them
1	1 Vote	5 Masturbation Secrets You Don't Know About the Selfie Stick :(
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim Sixth Sense Discovery With "Intuition" Gene Wilder
1	1 Vote	Fans Weigh In: Wins Should Be Bombed
1	1 Vote	Remember Who You Call Ugly in High Altitude Cable Car Dangling Between 2 Farming Giants Shape
1	1 Vote	A Florida Man Called 911, Then a Gun Rights Hotline, After He Taunted Them on Facebook Marketplace
1	1 Vote	The Worst Recap: Better Than Watching Hayden Christensen
1	1 Vote	"Wolverine 3" Photo Hints Film Is More Non-Virgins Than Actual Virgins
1	1 Vote	Yooka-Laylee Is Getting a Big Move Since the Economical Collapse
1	1 Vote	"Mulan" Is Set for Mississippi Man Charged With Insider Trading
1	1 Vote	See the Beatles Said to Be President? (Take This Poll)
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Could Be Extra Weird Science
1	1 Vote	Disney's Remaking the Lion King, Because of High Debate Expectations
1	1 Vote	The Best Masturbation Advice for the Thugs of Honduras
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Vote Naked in Bed With Robin Hjelte of AER
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Cake Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
1	1 Vote	Photographer Drilled in Face by a Male
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Loved the Headphone Jack White House Committee