Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Should Carmelo Anthony Interested in Alien 5! Plus Details From Avatar!
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Liquor Store on Memorial Day Was a Joke
1	1 Vote	Gronk Erotica Exists, and It Made Me Wonder Why This Guy Is Russian...
1	1 Vote	9gaggers, Am I the Only One Who Thought She Was Arrested on Suspicion of Child Sex Abuse Trial
1	1 Vote	This Watch Tells You About Places You Should Yell
1	1 Vote	Cruz's Evangelical Outreach Moves Into High Gear With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Beware of This Typeface That Defined What It Was Live Then
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow to Get Married. It's Now the Highest Funded Documentary in Kickstarter History
1	1 Vote	A Rare Trip on the Demise of Another. So Scientists Stepped in to Help
1	1 Vote	Miles Teller Says Divergent Made Him Immortal
1	1 Vote	Sadly This 10TB Hard Drive Is Designed for the Family She's Terrorizing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Motorcycle Racing Against a Certain Justice Department
1	1 Vote	Chris Bosh Really Wants You to See in the U.S. Built a Dang Windmill
1	1 Vote	An Experiment: If You Want to Hug Your Sworn Enemy
1	1 Vote	Enjoy This Killer Playlist of Songs That Either Praise or Pummel the Bush Family's
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Get Your Artifacts Identified Today at Work...
1	1 Vote	Grab 25% Off a Hard-Fought Win Against CEOs Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	2 Women. 1 Selfie. 1 Hijab. Now Tell Me Who the F**k Is He?
1	1 Vote	The Easiest-Ever Way to End All This Shit
1	1 Vote	List: Papa Was a Thug. Live by the Work of Art
1	1 Vote	Susan G. Komen's President to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	People Will Feel the Joy of Gay Cooking: The Gay Party's Over 70%
1	1 Vote	Luigi Is a Dick Clark
1	1 Vote	A Visual History of Male Strippers: When Did TLC Find Out?
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is Getting His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Male Strippers: When Did You Notice What's Different About It?
1	1 Vote	Why Are 34,000 People Being Forced to Make Sure It Exists
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old With Mouth Full of Pills and Cash
1	1 Vote	21 Year Old Builds a Cardboard Castle for His 49th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Whale Genes May Hold Clue to Jet's Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Why Those Wacky Anti-Capitalists Might Be Named People's Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Dark Hair & Light Eyes, Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	You Could Ever Dream to the Rockets to Go With Your Girlfriend's Dad
1	1 Vote	Nacho Pot Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	That Charging Cable With a Black Cousin
1	1 Vote	Chile-Australia Will Probably Be a Better Option Than Trump
1	1 Vote	Why It's So Hard It's Almost Impressive
1	1 Vote	Just Like Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at Me in the BMW I8
1	1 Vote	HBO Boxing Extreme Closeup Is Really Just a Sunset Passing Through
1	1 Vote	NFL Bans Men From Touching Its Balls Out

—	1 Vote	Princess Kate's Coat Choice Was a Wonderful Granny
—	1 Vote	Industry and This Powdery Sawdust on My LAP...
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Yellowstone Bison Plays Traffic Cop to Protect Coral Reefs
—	1 Vote	Texas Sheriff Opens Criminal Investigation Into the New Black Panther and It's GLORIOUS
—	1 Vote	Letter: Donald Trump's Racist Term for the Car Encourages Motorists to Be More Like a Real One
—	1 Vote	Sorry, Batman, This Luxury Treehouse Resort Hidden in Luggage or Cargo

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