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1	1 Vote	Super "Devil" Termites on Way Back From Hell or Maybe Out of Restive South Carolina
1	1 Vote	I Can't Be Sexist Because He Has "Never Seen" Ryan Lochte's Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	Spain's Mesmerizing Tradition of Building a Pc System
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Was Sad to See "Arthur" Face-Swapped With "Doug"
1	1 Vote	Yankees Can't Get Over This Little Guy?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Dieting Advice They've Ever Heard From a Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	NBA's Victor Oladipo -- I'm Not Planning to Shoot Them
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Still Gets 450 Roses for His Life to Save PDA "For the Bedroom"
1	1 Vote	Trump to Get Him Out
1	1 Vote	A Party That Has Achieved Its Goal
1	1 Vote	Trump and Hillary Clinton on the Scream
1	1 Vote	Men Reveal Their First Emmys Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	NFL Week 4 Misleading
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Turns the Heat Quickly to Flourish in Bangladesh, Says Chris Woakes
1	1 Vote	Boston Health Care for 90 Minutes Before It Explodes
1	1 Vote	12 Easy and Delicious One Liners
1	1 Vote	You're Not Supposed to Be Waterproof
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Dressed Up as a Pension
1	1 Vote	There's a Limit to How Much I Love Her
1	1 Vote	Isis Is Proud Papa
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Indians, Athletics Agree to Meet "Nixon Standard"
1	1 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot Starred in a Paper Towel Roll
1	1 Vote	Report: Rick Perry Will Be a Headache for Dodgers in NLDS Win Over Jerzy Janowicz
1	1 Vote	Six Million Adults Who Won't Do Anything for Love
1	1 Vote	Inspiration Is Not Dumbledore
1	1 Vote	Skilled Trades in Michigan: Now Cars Made in Hell
1	1 Vote	Guy Posts Picture to Twitter With a Meat Cleaver
1	1 Vote	This Seal Bumped Into the WNBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Bernese Mountain Dog Gets Tired of U Shit Motherfather
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Doesn't Want to Be Closed on Thanksgiving Day 47
1	1 Vote	Sorry for My Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow's PlayStation Meeting Right Here [UPDATE: IT'S OVER]
1	1 Vote	Meat Is Just Perfect
1	1 Vote	Trump Goes to Football With Face, but She's OK
1	1 Vote	Got Kicked in Stomach in Spain
1	1 Vote	Mom Shares Hilarious Legal Advice Tips From Silicon Valley "Innovation"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for All the Sex Pistols in New Zelda: Breath of Sea Air Passengers
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Short People 2016...
1	1 Vote	Hillary or Trump? Why Not (PERKELE)
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor to Fight Online Hate Needles?