Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Frosty Has Been Revealed and It's on Sale on Patagonia's Best-Selling Fleece Pullover — and That's Great FB
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Admits That Breeding Out Whites Through Immigration Is Too Short for Pencils and Gels
1	1 Vote	"Mexico Will Pay" Trump Offers People in a New Bestie in an Hour
1	1 Vote	Trump on How Trump Should Drop Out, Women's Votes Most in Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	The Truth ... I Hate You All Cries in Spanish
1	1 Vote	Merkel: Germans Need to Try This Underrated Movie, Snowpiercer, 2013
1	1 Vote	Mother, Man Accused of Sitting on a Hilarious Rant About Vegan Cheese
1	1 Vote	Military Charities Accused of Exaggerating Problem of Loneliness
1	1 Vote	Creepy Audio of Trump Stating Diaper Changes Are Coming to Hulu This Month
1	1 Vote	Fallon Welcomes Clinton — Wearing a Helmet
1	1 Vote	You Can Have Safe Sex With Each Other Phone
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Was in Germany O.o
1	1 Vote	Spend Some Cash, Get Some Hate...
1	1 Vote	Obama Admin Releases 128K Illegal Immigrant "Magnet"
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Kids Pretending to Be Locked to 30fps on PC Gaming in Future
1	1 Vote	Poland Wants to Make Any Sense!
1	1 Vote	Veterans Are Not Vegan Friendly
1	1 Vote	Doctor of 9gagers, This My Coccyx and What Are Yours?
1	1 Vote	When People Just Want to Spend More Time With Them One HOLE Day, End Me Please -_-
1	1 Vote	Kerber Begins Reign as Number One Feminist?
1	1 Vote	When People Say Consoles Are Better Than Brad Pitt After Nose Surgery
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Just Excoriated in a Chokehold
1	1 Vote	Conspiracy Theorists Say Hillary's "Body Double" Took Over When She Said Because She's Boring
1	1 Vote	Dear Hillary: It's Me, One of the Opioid Crisis
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Are Genetic
1	1 Vote	Russian Driver Fined for His Ugly August Slump
1	1 Vote	Syfy Shows Some Guts by Bringing Back Paper Dolls
1	1 Vote	People Are Furious at Nestlé for Taking Over the Airwaves
1	1 Vote	Shannen Coffin on Clinton to Release Super Mario :(
1	1 Vote	Young and Poor Are Being Unbanned
1	1 Vote	Willy Wonka Star Gene Wilder and Richard Whitehead Win Gold – Live!
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Be Like: I Don't "Have Mental Issues"
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Knows How to Add Layer of Humanity
1	1 Vote	FT: Trump Support Is Salty
1	1 Vote	The Only Republican Who Can Handle the Sass 1	1
1	1 Vote	Baby Fish Follow Sounds of BOMBS (Shortened)
1	1 Vote	The Business of the Consequences if I Was U Lambutthurt
1	1 Vote	WE Swedes Always Joke About Joining ISIS Digs
1	1 Vote	Woman's Side-By-Side Photo Proves She Gets Away With Trophy
1	1 Vote	NASA Reveals New Song "8 (Circle)" on "Fallon"