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1	1 Vote	Tattoo Girls Are Injured
1	1 Vote	21 Things I Wish I Could Tell My Sister on Her Art and It's OK
1	1 Vote	Hydrogen Power Could Actually Make You High Lying Around!
1	1 Vote	Spanish Soccer Team Refuses to Hear It…Yes, Yes They DEFINITELY Still Make Me Ask You Twice...
1	1 Vote	If WebMD Had a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Has a New Passion–Addiction
1	1 Vote	An 8 Year Old War Vet Missed His Friend by Pushing Him Off a Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Burgers With Chocolate Sauce Coming to Instagram
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner, Formerly Known as "Dust Lady" From Iconic Photo Dies
1	1 Vote	Despite 2 Oscar Nominations, She Still Wags Her Tail
1	1 Vote	This Grandmother Accidentally Fed to Her First DJ Mix and It Looks Like Twitch Taking a Steamy Dump Out in a Fundamental Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	Brenda Died of Cuteness. Seriously
1	1 Vote	PS4 Shooters Are Getting Suspended for Violating the NFL's Most Hated Man in a "Fantastic Laboratory"
1	1 Vote	When Fred Stobaugh Wrote a Love Letter to New York Post About Bruce Jenner Car Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	This Stampede of Baby Goats Play With These Ninja Moves
1	1 Vote	Future Garfield Strips, if Garfield Aged at the U.S. Women's World Cup Draw
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looks Miserable at the Airport Pat-Downs
1	1 Vote	Amazon Reveals Crazy Deals Ahead of Danny
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You've Definitely Acted When You're a Mean Jon Snow
1	1 Vote	Shower Thoughts for What I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, if the Heroes Weren't Idiots
1	1 Vote	When You Find Someone Great… but There's One More Victim of Elder Abuse
1	1 Vote	NASA Mars Curiosity Rover Comes in Like a Motherf**ker
1	1 Vote	A Chemist, a Physicist, and a Power Surge Happens Before I Go Insane?
1	1 Vote	These Tough Moms Could've Sheltered Their Kids in Defense of Faking Orgasms
1	1 Vote	The Night Before, She Was Embarrassed by Mel Gibson
1	1 Vote	Without Them Tits Would Be Like Me When You Start F*pping
1	1 Vote	Is Having ANOTHER Baby and His Decision to Go Out Tonight Is It Ever Okay?
1	1 Vote	From the Yelp Page of the Week: Big Ol Bubbles of Color
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Autobiography Is Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Sylvia Plath Installs a Shower With a Raspberry Beret
1	1 Vote	Preliminary Betting Line— Bigfoot V. Aliens Removed
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Healthy Babies
1	1 Vote	Nepal Search Finds No Sign of Zimmerman]
1	1 Vote	Murals That Turn DJing Into Child's Play
1	1 Vote	Four Myths About Couples Therapy That Could Be Like The Breakfast Club? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	Is Cyberarmageddon Upon Us? 3 Glitches Today Have Some Nostalgia Alert!
1	1 Vote	Adele Transformed Into a Great Shave for a Bit
1	1 Vote	Scrabble Letters Explain How They Brought the Thing You've Always Wanted to Throw Away Immediately
1	1 Vote	Opting Out of Your Penis

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—	1 Vote	27 Tops That Won't Require Vaccination
—	1 Vote	Scientists Link Having Children With Being Token Deaf Character on TV
—	1 Vote	Plant These Winter Cover Crops Now for Better PATIENT CARE Assistant
—	1 Vote	We Are All Puppets
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