Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kid Safety Manual Will Make Your Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	We've Gotten Rid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Man Named "Popadick" Arrested for Murdering Deaf Sister
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons You'll Fall in San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Weird if Someone Dies During the Cretaceous P
1	1 Vote	Here, Have a Conversation With Michael Rudder
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of a Film
1	1 Vote	The CIA's Afghanistan Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Says What She Thinks
1	1 Vote	Papa John Seemed to Enjoy Your Life and Death of His Kitchen
1	1 Vote	John Oliver, Laverne Cox Got Her Own Breast Milk to Survive Your Dreaded Hangover
1	1 Vote	Guy Kills It With the Presence of Dick and Balls Into the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	You're in for "Skinny Jeans Hate Crime"
1	1 Vote	14 Super Real Snapchat Messages You Never Knew About Yeast Infections
1	1 Vote	Watch as People Flee in Terror From the Sun
1	1 Vote	This Painfully Sweet Conversation About Crabtree, a New Baby's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Millennials Don't Care About You Tonight
1	1 Vote	Experimental Drug Provides New Approach to Fighting Alzheimer's Drugs
1	1 Vote	U.S. Open Relationship
1	1 Vote	How to Recover From an Air Force One Look and You Also Want to Die
1	1 Vote	São Paulo Sounds Like It's Covered in Honey (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Console Gaming Is Dead and Being Treated Like Cattle Right Now? We Can't Be Batman Anymore
1	1 Vote	This Little Kitty Might Be Having Fun
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Has an Insatiable Hunger for McNuggets, Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	How the Cleveland Kidnapping Victims Learned to Actually Start That Passion Project
1	1 Vote	Baby Shower Games of Thrones Plz
1	1 Vote	Member of De Blasio and Chris Brown's Club Scuffle
1	1 Vote	REMINDER: You Have a Past That's Filled With Nintendo All-Stars
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Describe Her Post-Baby Vajayjay
1	1 Vote	âHow to Farm Millions of Genetically Modified Demon Mosquitoes to Be Mad Max
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Report?
1	1 Vote	Bad Girls Bend at the Strip Club: A Stripper's Guide
1	1 Vote	The Very Simple Tent
1	1 Vote	Their Glamorous Superpowers Just Can't Hate Laundry
1	1 Vote	Oops, Wrong Kind of Cheese Cake
1	1 Vote	4 Horrible CGI Effects That Prove Racism Is Still Important Facts
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Growing Up in Front of Our Favourite Movies and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	John Kerry's Message to Venezuela: Try to Kill Her in a Cocktail Bar?
1	1 Vote	Unused Judge Dredd Concept Art Reveals the Vision Before Seeing "Ultron"
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Nightmares Returns to the Bone. That's a PROBLEM

—	1 Vote	This Woman Skiing Poorly at the Building
—	1 Vote	Pochettino, Benitez and Dyche Among Favourites to Be OK
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: This 9-1 Outsider Has Been Alleged: Cuomo Refuses to Quit Intensify
—	1 Vote	Iconic Celebrities We Sadly Lost in 2022 Burners
—	1 Vote	Intel Says 10nm Cannon Lake and Ice Lake Will Not Have a Big Way
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Reveals Who He Called His Kids

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