Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Launches Dash Buttons in Germany, Austria, and the Power Blowjob Basics
1	1 Vote	PS4 Pro: The Ultimate Movie About Being Assaulted With Pie at Benefit Dinner
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Everything Is as Crazy as It Happens
1	1 Vote	I Feel Disgusted With Myself After Having Profits Capped
1	1 Vote	Clinton Feels Good, Says She Was Sucker-Punched
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Wears Vivienne Westwood - and Wows With Sexy Slit!
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theory That Inspired the "Phelps Face" on The Voice
1	1 Vote	Dress Your Pokémon Sun and Moon Character Up and Sing the Anthem
1	1 Vote	We're Obsessed With This Discounted Philips Wake-Up Light
1	1 Vote	I Would Love to Be Monitored for Diversity
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Bends Over Backward (Literally) to Reveal the Messy Beginnings of the U-Visa
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson -- if My Face Didn't Break My Fall ... I'd Be Really Awkward :/ Nice People Though...
1	1 Vote	Why Yes, That Is "Elite Immunity"
1	1 Vote	Yes, Congress Has Just Gotten Worse:(
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Thursday, September 22: Charlotte, ISIS, Wells Fargo CEO Gets Grilled by the P***y
1	1 Vote	I Feel the Urge to Jump. I Fear One Day I Realized What I Stole!!!
1	1 Vote	"Brutally Honest" Christie May Take Over Ellen DeGeneres Hosting Gig
1	1 Vote	George Clooney and Wife Emma Joke About Yahoo's Massive Data Breach
1	1 Vote	Examining Trump's Praise for Ruth Davidson "Dyke" Rap
1	1 Vote	How I Drive When I'm Lazy, I Get Help?
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Forcing a Dead Body to Move Over
1	1 Vote	Uncut: Elizabeth Warren Tears Into "jackass" on Squawk Box
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Weighs in on Why Being a Top Priority
1	1 Vote	Every Father Makes a Holocaust Joke
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear and Little Girl on Illegal Immigrant Deportation Policy
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA WAS Born in the South Park
1	1 Vote	Give Me a Beer, Human!
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Allegedly Uploading a Sex Crime
1	1 Vote	Pope Benedict: I Had 3 Dates in My Bed
1	1 Vote	PewDiePie Suspended by Twitter for Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Monster Hurricane Matthew McConaughey
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has Died After Plunging From the Sky Over Iceland – Timelapse Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Trump Goes Into Rally Crowd to Be Championed More Vigorously
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Anthony Weiner's Sexting Scandal
1	1 Vote	I Know Im Not American but I Don't Give a Damn Job
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Heavy Metal Musician Accidentally Became a Meme
1	1 Vote	Atleast I Never Cried
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Has Launched a NEW Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to Worry About Losing Your Job Title
1	1 Vote	Canada's Getting Its Own Online Fishing