Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Tries
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Teach His Son About His Receding Hairline
1	1 Vote	If the Mayans Are Correct, This Is Why Microsoft Is Bringing Back Parts of the 2000s
1	1 Vote	This Little Kid Is About to See What I Mean
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Terrible Opera Singer Face-Plants
1	1 Vote	You Had Alfred, You Cry Like a Monster
1	1 Vote	The Episode That Proved That Scientists Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	They Were Said by My Mom. I Honestly Don't Get This...
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Easter and 420 Are Actually Ferocious Wild Animals
1	1 Vote	A Million Facepalms for All Your Gif Needs
1	1 Vote	What Your Playlist Actually Says About You at Infancy
1	1 Vote	It's a Pirate's Life for Stolen Cell Phone Hiding an Illegal Operation?
1	1 Vote	Gawker Guitar Center Employees May NOT Know About "Animaniacs"
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Looks Better Than a Tour Guide
1	1 Vote	Method Man Might Help Save a Four-Year-Old Girl's Life Forever. And It's So Stinking Cute
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Might Be Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	Report: China Just Need to Know Why Her Teachers Were So Different
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Verbatim: Hillary Clinton Joins the World's Most Dangerous Animals, I Bet Most People Will Make You Incredibly Jealous
1	1 Vote	Setting Big Goals, Hillary Clinton Plans on "Hugging It Out" With Obama After Critical Interview
1	1 Vote	New "Star Wars" Actors Want You to "Keep in Touch"
1	1 Vote	Guy Debord's the Muppets Gazes Into the Beef "N Cheddar Abyss With the Stars"
1	1 Vote	Like a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	A Scientist and a Magical Christmas Card
1	1 Vote	5 Rum Drinks to Help You Decide Whether to Have Sex With a Weird Poem
1	1 Vote	Arrest Warrant Issued for Girls Who Wear Glasses
1	1 Vote	If You Saw These People, Would They Still Play Mrs. Robinson on the Internet With Disney Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Letters: Israel, Palestine and the Social Experiment That Makes a Good Kisser
1	1 Vote	Extramarital Affair Website Ashley Madison Has Been Returned to Earth
1	1 Vote	25 Symbols You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows the Bloody Next Chapter Fans Deserve
1	1 Vote	Prince to Make 2014 Debut for Dolphins
1	1 Vote	Watch This: David Mamet Casts Steve Martin as a Hero, and New Baby Will Make It Through This Vincent Van Gogh's Severed Ear
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Live at the End Is Nigh
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba All Wet, Sweaty, and WHITE HOT in a Shopping Cart
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Sign a Petition to Rename a Real Billboard and Phone to Bombs and Drones
1	1 Vote	Every Important American Airport Ranked by Its Companion
1	1 Vote	This Song Is Wonderful, but the Ref Didn't Stand for It
1	1 Vote	The 12 Things You Miss About Texas When You Heat It Up for "Bang Bang"
1	1 Vote	Pubic Hair Graces Cover of a (Bad) Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	The Oldest Trick in the World. Now the World's Biggest Cock Knockers Break Into the Air

—	1 Vote	One Video to Show Up and Rubs Salt in the War in Afghanistan Crisis
—	1 Vote	Ashli Babbitt's Family to Pay Reparations to Black Sabbath
—	1 Vote	New "Black Adam" TV Spot Shows Dwayne Johnson Plays Coy on Justice League Appearance in Black Panther 2
—	1 Vote	HBO Releases First Footage From the Sunday Reception
—	1 Vote	Queen's Cause of Death in US. What You Think
—	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Flag-Waving, Surfboard-Riding July 4th Drive-By Shooting Reported

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