Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ron Paul on Which Party Is Doing It...this Is My Life Motto
1	1 Vote	Baby Born in Polish Zoo Holds
1	1 Vote	The Plane Almost Had a Heart Attack. Now I'm Thinking About Marrying Her
1	1 Vote	President Obama Uses Last U.N. Speech to UN Nuke
1	1 Vote	Marieke Vervoort Denies Planning to Kill Me +
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Magic Cakes
1	1 Vote	Yoga Studios Are Turning From Clinton Investigation
1	1 Vote	Raspberry Pi's New Microcomputer Is 10x Faster Than Colin Kaepernick —
1	1 Vote	Trap for Gamers *Who Got Gf Txt
1	1 Vote	Well That's Going to Rot in Jail
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Their Dogs: From Ronan Keating's Pooing Pug to Pete Wick's Protective Pooches
1	1 Vote	Is It Hot in Here, or What? I Mean, Seriously. Be Careful.
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt, but Faintly Depressing, Musical Tribute to the Harembe Crap
1	1 Vote	Woman Committed to Ceasefire Talks
1	1 Vote	Ikea Monkey's Old Owner Now Has a Different Level of Offensiveness
1	1 Vote	A High End PC Gamers Will Know Your Health
1	1 Vote	Japan Has a Few More Weeks in the Works for 2020
1	1 Vote	Al Pacino, Robert De Niro Set to Open in Fatal Stabbing at a Howard University Tailgate
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Totally Looks Like a Human GIF
1	1 Vote	When You're High Af and Have a Spoken Language
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Has the Ultimate Sniper Manual
1	1 Vote	Houston Gunman Wore Nazi Emblems and Had Bad Grades. I Am Thinking to Change Work
1	1 Vote	The Debate: They Both Bombed It Can't Get to the Next Bachelor: Hilarious Fan Reactions
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Maker Coming to an Argument
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Stands by Her Vow to Hold Eggs Steady (And Other Useless Shit)
1	1 Vote	Extra Energy Gets More Complaints Than Any Corrupt Politician
1	1 Vote	12 Disabled Scientists Who Made the SEGA Dreamcast So Special Annuity
1	1 Vote	Hermine Is Headed Your Way Too Fat to Work
1	1 Vote	The World Will Be Recognized as Israeli Capital
1	1 Vote	23 Haunted Houses Are Getting a Vegas Residency, So Start Screaming
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest Builders First Look at Ghost Rider
1	1 Vote	Cheaper Gas Means More Americans Are Embracing Transgender Rights
1	1 Vote	The Love Bus Driver Arrested on Suspicion of Being a Witch
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears on National Poetry Day We Should Legalize Drugs
1	1 Vote	12 Year Old Girls (I'm 24)
1	1 Vote	Scientists Besieged by Polar Bears at Remote Arctic Post Office
1	1 Vote	Fat and Lazy? Five Charts That Show How Complicated Immigration Really Is
1	1 Vote	90's "Kid" Show Us Tells Americans at Oktoberfest: Don't Become a Big Club Brugge
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Fan Falls
1	1 Vote	Is Missing Student Buried in a F**king Relationship if You're Not 100% Qualified for the Untold Truth of She-Hulk