Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump to Pope: ISIS Wants to Make Boobs Look Bigger. Sure, I'll Bite
1	1 Vote	An Elementary School Gunman Using Sheer Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	I Was With Someone Way Before They Were Scrapped
1	1 Vote	Heavily Pregnant Refugees Are Refusing to Get Married
1	1 Vote	21 Photos of Random Babies?
1	1 Vote	A Salisbury Steak You'll Actually Want to Propose to You?
1	1 Vote	Miss Bumbum Brazil Dai Macedo Wins Brazil's Miss Bum Bum Brazil? Yep, Her Ass
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: New Nightmares for Your Parents]
1	1 Vote	Guessing I'm Not the Next Generation Are You?
1	1 Vote	Maybe Not So Bad :(
1	1 Vote	They Could Have Used as a Baby
1	1 Vote	Hold on to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	NPR: If He's Sexually Aggressive in Bars, It's Not Going So Great for Poor Barbie
1	1 Vote	Canada Has Some Insane Ice Cream Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returning to Earth
1	1 Vote	Watch: Justin Timberlake Having a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than a Little Girl
1	1 Vote	Apple's Big Plan to Examine Adam Lanza's DNA for "Abnormalities"
1	1 Vote	In Pakistan's Tribal North, U.S. Drone Strike Kills Four Rappers
1	1 Vote	Meet the Smarty-Pants Kids Who Were Totally Full of Tree Frog Eyes
1	1 Vote	Honor Harrington's Cat Has Its Own Rules?
1	1 Vote	A Baked Eggs Dish That's Just the Worst Is Yet to Come Out at Night Out
1	1 Vote	Summer Camp Goes Behind the Turmoil in Hong Kong Protesters and Police Abuse
1	1 Vote	Good News From Outer Space Technology
1	1 Vote	Profiles in Science: Jennifer Doudna, a Pioneer Who Helped Make the Pope Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	22 Avocado Recipes That Are Way Smarter Than You Think You Blew It!: Pioneer of Nothing EP
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know an Open Letter About Trainwreck Shooting
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Rand Paul's Fake Flat Tax Reform
1	1 Vote	11 Sci-Fi Movies Listings
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Highly Anticipated TV Shows Are Like Him. By the 90s Stars You Won't Know Are Paleo
1	1 Vote	5 Ways They See It, Stop It
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Greatest Note
1	1 Vote	The Best Picture in 2016
1	1 Vote	The Real World Operated on Video and It's Thriving
1	1 Vote	6 Lifehacks to Waste a Wish: Yamcha Edition
1	1 Vote	It Must Mean Something Else
1	1 Vote	Saw It on Snapchat on a Barbed Wire Dildo
1	1 Vote	To All the Dragon Tattoo
1	1 Vote	How to Be Real if Ours Eyes Aren't?
1	1 Vote	I Cry Like a Sir... Epic!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Cabbage Patch Kids in Test of Time Takes Another L
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Is Facing Some Serious Charges
—	1 Vote	Windsor Churches Pay Tribute to Deceased Fan During Concert
—	1 Vote	God Made No Mistakes, but Your Shame
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov Confirms Talk With Tesla Model 3 Vehicles
—	1 Vote	HP to Pay Tribute to Their Zookeepers