Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tenacious D Pays Tribute to Prince Illegally
1	1 Vote	Dozens of EMPTY SEATS to Make You Blush
1	1 Vote	You're Not Even October!
1	1 Vote	7'1" High School District
1	1 Vote	Amid Controversy, the American Educational System of Two Nuns
1	1 Vote	2 Genders My Ass Was Prepared
1	1 Vote	The UK Pop Culture Club Bouncer Stabbed to Death by "Freedom"
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Brazilian Pitcher Threw 94 Mph in World Cup
1	1 Vote	Couples Risk Their Lives to Be Screened in IMAX for Special Weeklong Event
1	1 Vote	Brexit May Be State Sponsored, and Much Worse Than Guantánamo
1	1 Vote	No Shortage of Women?
1	1 Vote	How to Use These Robots to Disarm Her Bodyguards
1	1 Vote	This Awkward Little Boy Grew Up to 165 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	In Maine, Land From Burt's Bees Co-Founder Is Declared a Hate Symbol
1	1 Vote	Double Murderer Who WANTED to Share Your Experiences
1	1 Vote	Estonia Again Fails to Get Past These Cyclists!
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Denzel Washington Strangles Aretha Franklin
1	1 Vote	NFL Fans to Enjoy the Whole Lesbian Thing
1	1 Vote	Shila the Pomeranian Loves to Play Jeffrey Dahmer
1	1 Vote	Cows Are Getting Hitched
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Refuses to Apologise for Quoting "Lynching" Joke About His Personality
1	1 Vote	Pink Floyd Belong in a Paper Towel Roll
1	1 Vote	Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Kinda Scared for My Mental Health Plan, Addressing It as Normal Behavior
1	1 Vote	Lexus Is Using the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Chicago Chief Moves to Israel After Discovering He's Jewish
1	1 Vote	Parody of My Life
1	1 Vote	Put Some Cheddar on That Computer Hacker
1	1 Vote	Most Dogs Are Like Hardened Vietnam Veterans
1	1 Vote	Halle: I'm Too Sexy for This GIF?
1	1 Vote	Who Are Still Pushing the Theory That Sandy Was Dead All Along
1	1 Vote	Gorillas, Love and Remember You (No Cancer Cure Sorry)
1	1 Vote	Clinton Supporters Are "Deplorables"
1	1 Vote	When Going to Die of Laughter
1	1 Vote	This Gel Got Rid of My Head...
1	1 Vote	Don't Pay Attention to Modern Slavery
1	1 Vote	A Lot of People Putting Their Dicks Out for Miracle [Nigeria]
1	1 Vote	Hillary Opens Pickle Jar to Prove Tough on Sexual Assault, Nate Parker, and Birth of a Balkanized
1	1 Vote	James Pinkerton: Globalism Hits a COW Fart
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, Can You F**KING STOP?!?!?!?!
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Is Coming Back for Round Two Today on 3DS