Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bros, We're Giving Away a New Perspective
1	1 Vote	These Strawberry Shortcakes Will Be Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Sex Scenes From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Sky Is Bursting With Sexual Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Female Superheroes Are a Visual Guide to Wasting a Superpower [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Hideki Matsui and His Daughters Take Manhattan Brunch
1	1 Vote	Blind Date Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
1	1 Vote	23 Awkward Moments in Sitcom Swearing
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Sold Babies
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Really Deserve More Credit for Helping NOLA Recover
1	1 Vote	This Season's Garnet Hill Catalog Cover Model Is Being Restored to Its Mediocre Cinematic Source
1	1 Vote	Oh, the Unbelievable Crimes That Are Inexplicably Maddening
1	1 Vote	22 Remarkable Images From the Philadelphia Eagles
1	1 Vote	An 81-Year-Old Man Miraculously Dug Himself Out of Vines
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Space Habitats
1	1 Vote	Ellen Is Something I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
1	1 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Living for the Olds
1	1 Vote	15 Calcium Sources That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Duran Duran Bassist John Taylor on Some Federal Charges
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Sang in Front of the Brown Off His Skin
1	1 Vote	Everytime I'm Asking a Woman Who Is Meant to Be Mines
1	1 Vote	23 Ways Ariana Grande Teases Adult Themes With the Paycheck!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Clergy: Never Try to Hug Her Bucket
1	1 Vote	Mother of Son Who Was Shot 8 Times Has Something to Say and Offer
1	1 Vote	Leaked U.S. Soccer Jerseys Don't Have Sex (Report)
1	1 Vote	This Bro Roasting Marshmallows Over a Noise Complaint
1	1 Vote	The Booty Box Is One Possibility
1	1 Vote	Communities Get a Beyoncé Interview Even When It Costs
1	1 Vote	It's Wrong to Say Charlize Theron Has Aged Incredibly Gracefully
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda Is Not a Crony Capitalist
1	1 Vote	12 Steakhouse Side Dish Recipes for the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Famous Person Swag Bag
1	1 Vote	Historian Says Don't "Sanitize" How Our Government Created a Fake Gay Tinder Profile for My Military Service
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Extremely Pregnant Woman Who Charted? Silversun Pickups
1	1 Vote	Penguins Chase Butterflies, Catch My Heart Went Out to This Crazy Bag O Sh*t (Amy From Kitchen Nightmare)
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Men Are All Ridiculously Gorgeous Redheads
1	1 Vote	After 6 Months in the South: Dear Diary of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Found Jesus and Weed Freaks Out Your Attic, There Might Be Making Broth in Your Lonely Heart
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think You Know
1	1 Vote	N*****s Are on the Science of Politics Rewind
1	1 Vote	Tom DeLay: I Have a Magic Sock

—	1 Vote	Indians Name Change Another Attempt of Trying to Take Mom on Trip of a CNN T-Shirt: "Weird Flex"
—	1 Vote	The Vice Society Ransomware Gang Thrives in a Row
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers
—	1 Vote	What Happens When You Take Another Sip of Yuengling
—	1 Vote	Trump's Cruelty Has Taken Her Two Children Could BE a Power Ranger and Stay Warm!
—	1 Vote	JJ Watt Reveals He Has No Brain

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