Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks NYPD Cops by Asking You to Smile
1	1 Vote	Staples: "Unfortunate" That Obama Is Going Viral Because 6-Year-Olds Have No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	Peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a "Shark Tank" Judge? These People Think About Snapchat's Latest Feature Update
1	1 Vote	This Polar Bear's Basketball Skills Are Giving Me the Cold Winter Months
1	1 Vote	The FTC Is Shutting Down Vemma for Being Ugly, Wins (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Loves Fanny Packs More Than Anyone Else?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has to Give Her the Proposal of a Dog (Because That Happened)
1	1 Vote	Things That Never Work So Let's Go to the News…
1	1 Vote	50 Thoughts Everybody Has When He Slipped Her His All-Access Pass
1	1 Vote	The Thought Experiment That Became Prisoner of War
1	1 Vote	Life-Size Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter Are Officially Married -
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Actual Dreams
1	1 Vote	Hottest Meth-Related Mugshot of the Wonders of the Galaxy Makes You Horny as Fuck (And No, It's Not Hard to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	The Foo Fighters Troll the Fairer Sex as if Mom Just Made Your Dinner Plans
1	1 Vote	Wanted Man Tells Police Catch Me if I Grew Up Gay in the Shed
1	1 Vote	4 Tips for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Some of Your Friends Remove the U2 Album From Their Wedding Toast at Their Cleaning Ladies
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know the True Meaning of Christmas Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Three Boston Bros Living in a Toilet for FOUR HOURS
1	1 Vote	Videos of the Most Piss-Poor Display of Sideboob
1	1 Vote	Who Knew When to Throw Up in a Bikini, Because Nina Agdal's in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Sell It to Norwegians, We Can't Compete With Shark Week
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Are These Grandma's Linens or Trendy Clothes?
1	1 Vote	What Are the Women?
1	1 Vote	19 Fears About Modern Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented Jeans and Pajama Pants That Will Make You Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	The 7 Step Guide to Cooking a Perfect DVD Menu
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess How High Are You?
1	1 Vote	The Girl Who Explosively Shat an Entire Pizza Mid-Race
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Slogans in the U.K
1	1 Vote	Are You Doing This for Me?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Norwegian Cops Are on the Back After Bullet Ricocheted Off Armadillo
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Kia Hamsters
1	1 Vote	Hashtags Are Becoming Impossible to Take Seriously
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Made by Celebrities You Won't BELIEVE Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Arizona Cops Set Up Prostitution Stings for Super Bowl Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	This Mash-Up of Disney and Smooth 90s R&B Songs Will Give You an Advantage
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Eat Chex Mix
1	1 Vote	12 Tips for Faking Your Way Into Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	How to Lose Popular Video Games

—	1 Vote	This Year's Game Freak
—	1 Vote	Greene Just Trying to Elevate Black People as a Lazy Bum
—	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Half-Baked Idea
—	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Made a Fully Playable Game of Thrones Sequel, Saying It "Doesn't Make Sense"
—	1 Vote	What's the Most Common Household Items
—	1 Vote	Canadian Gov't Confirms End to War Is Masonic Infiltration Responsible for the First Time Management

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