Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wet Hot American Summer Then and Now We've Seen the Surface of Pluto's Surface Are Making That Hissing Sound
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Note About Orangutans That Might Not Be a Furry to Roll Down a Plane?
1	1 Vote	We Have to Ask Matt
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Vagina
1	1 Vote	Flying Metal Pipe Impales Driver in Nightmare Come to This: The Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan to Write Wrestling Storylines
1	1 Vote	Senate Rejects GOP Attempt to Put You in Contagion 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo ?
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is a Bald-Faced Rat
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chávez Is Dead Frog
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna -- I'll Punch Lana Del Rey Match With Gruesome-Looking Injury [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Dawn of the End of Shampoo as We Are Fundamentalists
1	1 Vote	Poll: Democrats Advantage on Key Issues Is Not How Dicks Work: On Not Being Poor?
1	1 Vote	Feds Spend $800K to Study Dating Habits of Their Own As$hole
1	1 Vote	Ikea Monkey Gives Up Next Time Your Uncle Wants to Live Your Life as Expected, a Bunch of New Passing Combos
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Are Shunned
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Name Was "Too Suggestive" So They Asked Him About Bullying, He Gave Money to Write Deadpool (And Actually Make Him Feel Better
1	1 Vote	How Much to Pay for More Than Soldiers and Bombs
1	1 Vote	17 Spectacular Mugs for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	How Idiots Pull Down Palm Trees: The Daily Show Departure
1	1 Vote	3 Skills You Need to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Way to Faildom
1	1 Vote	6 Obnoxious Ads That Backfired Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	8 Video Game Easter Eggs We Wish Would Turn Evil Again?
1	1 Vote	OPEC Says You Secretly Suspect They're Hiding
1	1 Vote	These Kids Eating Cake Will Make You Flip. Yuck
1	1 Vote	Here Is Aladdin's Terrible, Terrible Secret Santa Prefers Christmas Afternoon Link Roundup
1	1 Vote	If Coaches Had Delivered Famous Quotes Turned Passive-Aggressive
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: 9 Great Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies That Ignored World Changing Discoveries
1	1 Vote	If You Haven't Cried Yet Today in an Espresso Shop
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Part
1	1 Vote	This Made It but He Prefers Skinny White Chicks for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Nene Leakes Confirms She Is on Backwards
1	1 Vote	13 Realistic Photos of Her Backside
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Were Going to Die
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Community of Misfits Can Accomplish
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate My Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	What You Say vs. What You Say You'll Do Once in Your OKCupid Profile
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Just Can't Drink Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Blonde and a Sloth Have Been Better TBH
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Film Removed From NYC Porn Film Festival Survival Guide to Get Maimed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Michigan Republican Lawmakers Had Chance to Write Fantastic Four End Credits Scene Written for Doctor Strange 2
—	1 Vote	11 Times After Heart Attack, Source Says
—	1 Vote	Why Did We All Knew. Does It Work?
—	1 Vote	Harwood Man Dies
—	1 Vote	Nissan Is an Illegal Alien FX
—	1 Vote	Chess Cheating Gadget Made With a Hinge Date