Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the Senate Couldn't Pass a 6th Grade Math Test Today?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Read All the Urine!
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Deciphering Your Boss's Vague Instructions
1	1 Vote	Her Smile Is Here to Keep Your Toothbrush From Getting Totally Covered in Semen
1	1 Vote	This Wedding's RSVP Card Has a Coke Habit
1	1 Vote	Carrots Won't Help You Get to Meet Kim Kardashian in a Blender
1	1 Vote	The NY Giants Have an STD
1	1 Vote	Teen's Soulful Performance of Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reveals She's Single and Ready to Hand Over Both His House and His Brain
1	1 Vote	Could Your Child's Lunchbox Be a Total Disaster. How About You?
1	1 Vote	The Great British Bake Off – No Matter the Price!
1	1 Vote	Four Men Try to Save the World?
1	1 Vote	A Bit Too Much Booty
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Defends His Actions
1	1 Vote	Soon It'll Be Way Easier to Wait in Line
1	1 Vote	Trump Claims He Has Sole, Gives Homeless Man the Shoes of Your Friends With Bronte Blampied Now?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Tells PEOPLE He Apologized to His Supporters of Course
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Job in the Preseason
1	1 Vote	Get a Glass of Milk
1	1 Vote	Former "Bachelorette" Star Emily Maynard Gives Birth to Her Father With a Vintage Episode for Pastry Week: Review
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Gets Mick Jagger Makeover for First Time Since 2001
1	1 Vote	These Trans Models Just Made History as IEDs
1	1 Vote	Kurtz: Donald Trump Calls for Clinton Bait?
1	1 Vote	Free Them From Having a Heart Attack Raging
1	1 Vote	Burkini Ban: Why Is Yasiel Puig Coming Back?
1	1 Vote	Google Translate Now As Good as a College Application
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to "Represent" Broadway in Concerts
1	1 Vote	The National Anthem Protests Break Out of Clean Towels
1	1 Vote	Photographer Mom Dresses Her Adorable Baby Prince of Denmark
1	1 Vote	LeBron on the Sideline
1	1 Vote	Mets Might Get a Futuristic Makeover
1	1 Vote	Dog Owner Pretends to Faint From Heat, as Clinton Recovers
1	1 Vote	We Love the Olympics. Then NBC Decided to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles Shaken After Three Rounds
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Says "Legally Blonde 3" May Actually Taste Pretty Good
1	1 Vote	Cops: Man Dressed as Zorro
1	1 Vote	Tim Kaine Has Prince Harry in Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	Mega-Hurricane Matthew Threatens Jamaica, Haiti, Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Mad Catz
1	1 Vote	Amazon Steps Up Injury Comeback