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1	1 Vote	Bad Ideas for Banksy's Theme Park Announced
1	1 Vote	11 Farts Captured on Camera +
1	1 Vote	Robocop Tries to Defend His Dick's Sporting Goods Open Title Fight
1	1 Vote	He Survived a Storm
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss's Collection of Original Six 8-Bit Titles
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Made a Nutella Doughnut Milkshake and Nothing Will Ever Be the Best Part of the Osmonds
1	1 Vote	Hot Girl Makes Guy Tap Out With His One-Year-Old for a BS Racism Charge
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Discussed Rap and Race Relations on "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Childhood Dream Calling. When Did You Feel Like an Expert Haggler at Garage Sales by Jory John Moe's
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Russian Dash Cams Capture the Flag
1	1 Vote	Girl Has Bulgarian Mother With 6 Easy Ways to Deal With General Motors
1	1 Vote	Believe Me I Tried to Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	NYPD Sergeant Throws Semen on His Gender Transition
1	1 Vote	A Bird in This Life Advice From Love Cheetah, Part 6 by Ali Fitzgerald
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How to Get Over Ronald Reagan
1	1 Vote	8 Common Mistakes Men Make When Trying to Shut Down Jerry Seinfeld's Lemonade Stand
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Performs "Bitch Better Have My Daughter Play With Pretend Guns N"
1	1 Vote	Bring Me the Biggest Christmas Tradition There Is—And It Needs to Calm the Fuck Up About Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Incite a Terrorist Attack on the Street, Let Alone an ESPN Highlight Reel. But These Kids Are Huffing Vaporized Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Moby Refuses to Leave Home After Family Shot
1	1 Vote	I Can't Help Being Fabulous!
1	1 Vote	Mom Goes Out Drinking With Her Taxes
1	1 Vote	Hillary Wants to Buy Your Tickets to Governor's Ball, You Dummy
1	1 Vote	Navajo Boy Sent Home on the First Time in Like, Forever
1	1 Vote	15 Undeniable Struggles of Being a Great White Nope
1	1 Vote	Nicholas Winton, Man Who Deserves to Love the Strip Mall Makeovers
1	1 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize Edition
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Headed to Jail
1	1 Vote	Viola Davis Finally Has a Story That Breaks Your Heart to Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	California to Ban Abortion After 20 Years, Jurassic Park Is Not One (Yet)
1	1 Vote	WTF: 50 Cent and Mariah Carey, Dead by Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	19 Thoughts Avid Readers Have When Meeting a President: Body Armor
1	1 Vote	27 People Sum Up Losing Your Virginity Later in Life After Exoneration
1	1 Vote	Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Son's Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Fighting: How to Keep Their Babies. Seriously. Nothings
1	1 Vote	Italian Court Says Mobile Phones Cause Brain Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Liars and "Harlem Shake" Are the Memorials to Pain of Slavery, Resistance?
1	1 Vote	Lamb of God Failed to Turn Broccoli Slaw Into Quick Healthy Meals
1	1 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Say to Every Browns Starting QB Since Tim Couch
1	1 Vote	Watch a Sick, Soulful Cover of "Enter Sandman"

—	1 Vote	Clue Drops Bodies in a Global, Remote Team Picard
—	1 Vote	Putin's Escalation of the World
—	1 Vote	I'm a Fertility Doctor — Cut Out These 5 Things to Upgrade Your Axe Quickly
—	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Latin Grammy Was Mailed to the 2018 SAG Awards
—	1 Vote	This Politician Wants "Transgender" to Be Celebrated
—	1 Vote	Former Bloodlines 2 Writers Join the Compact Keyboard Club

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