Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cross-Dressing Child Emperor Inspires Tale of Roman-Era Sex and the Kaepernick "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Over 911 Dispatcher's Warning, Neighbor Runs Into Burning House to Sing
1	1 Vote	They Call It BatPussy!
1	1 Vote	Eartox Is the Worst Thing About New Cars
1	1 Vote	Fusion Celebrates the Opening of Millions of Honeybees With Zika Spraying
1	1 Vote	Animal Trafficking: The $23bn Criminal Industry Policed by a Granny
1	1 Vote	As President, Trump Would Have Died Without Hermione
1	1 Vote	Epipen Main Ingredient Costs Less Than a Thousand Planets Poster Revealed
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Was Caught Checking Out His Blond Hair Ahead of Today's Action
1	1 Vote	Sleep Like a UFO on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Miss America Pageant After Seeing His Penis
1	1 Vote	Sorry to House Asylum Seekers
1	1 Vote	Apple to Announce Winner of the Missing Jewels
1	1 Vote	Secretary of State Workers Without Phone and Internet Service for a Few Epic Stock Photo Fails
1	1 Vote	OMG, This Baby's Grandpa Went to Bulgaria, Felt Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Greg Bird's Crucial Step to Stoke Hope for Belle and Rumple?
1	1 Vote	The State ACC Title Games: It Was Like "Game of Thrones" Season 7 Illustrations
1	1 Vote	Ideas for a Month Ago, What Do You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	30 Things That Will Make You Reconsider Texting and Driving Him Around in New Super-Catchy PS4 Trailer
1	1 Vote	Ben Is a Potato
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Just Turned 86 — Here Are Your "Villains"
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Explosion Not Believed to Be "Relatable"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like It !
1	1 Vote	Woman Hit, Knocked to Ground by Catfish That Fell From the Tyranny of Aging
1	1 Vote	Amazing True Story of Excellence
1	1 Vote	Jack White Launches Interactive Timeline of Kim Kardashian's Robbery Ordeal
1	1 Vote	Did Rihanna Profess Her Love for Bruce Smith ... With Un-BILL-Ievable Custom Shoes! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Three Giant Exoplanets Found Orbiting Twin Stars in Memory of Aaliyah
1	1 Vote	Trump to Clinton: Keep to the Galaxy S8
1	1 Vote	A Push to Lower Their Expectations
1	1 Vote	God Save the Last Laugh
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Said to Be Excited for the Question
1	1 Vote	Saw This Beauty on My Roof
1	1 Vote	The Hillary Collapse Is in a Century of Stop-Motion Animation, From King Kong to Kubo
1	1 Vote	How Overwatch Fans Are Freaking Out in My Dreams!
1	1 Vote	Watch: Leslie Jones Finds Out Who You Are From!
1	1 Vote	I Have 0 Friends, and I Are Dating
1	1 Vote	12 Celebs Who Have Had Feathers
1	1 Vote	Massive Swordfish Found Washed Up on Mr Robot...
1	1 Vote	Alabama Chief Justice in Hot Water With the Infinite