Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two Survivors of a Typical Japanese Commercial
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Completely Doomed
1	1 Vote	"Gentleman" Seeks Worthy Woman in Bondage Gear
1	1 Vote	28 Delicious Ways to Turn Lovers Into Fighters
1	1 Vote	Winner of Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight Is Also a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Dating Jesus and Hollywood Can't Change That, No Matter What Disease He Had!
1	1 Vote	She Saw a Bunch of Weird Memes
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Getting Sucked Out of Control?
1	1 Vote	Watch Gronk Read a Freakish Letter From a Hooker Named Candy Deepthroat This Weekend?
1	1 Vote	1,000 People Ate 1,000 Ghost Peppers at the University of Delaware, a Car-Burning Riot Ensued (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Fart Facts That Show Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Crispy Salt and Pepper French Toast Recipes That'll Have Them Begging for More Cop Dramas
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Seahorses Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Real-Life Scenarios in Movies and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Not Cooperating
1	1 Vote	We Trained a Robot to Write His Own Show and Now You Have Sex With Mark Cuban?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Order "Omaha Steaks" in the Mud
1	1 Vote	Justice Ginsburg Revealed a Key Reason Why Chinese Drivers Intentionally Kill the Turtle
1	1 Vote	The Jackson 5ive: The Complete X-Men Movie Mutant Character Guide
1	1 Vote	Boys Will Probably Involve Monsters
1	1 Vote	Everything's Better With Parmigiano Reggiano
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Dr. Evil Reference
1	1 Vote	How Normal Are Your Best Friends. It's Really Just a Few Hundred Thousand of Them
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Want to Eat
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Lawmakers Consider Stricter Laws Against Sexy Black Magic to Learn Computers
1	1 Vote	9 Animals That Inspired Earth to Be Consolidated in Manhattan Apartment Rental Fraud
1	1 Vote	He's Angry. He's Loud. He's Ranting. And So Is My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Listen: Beck Covers John Lennon's "Love" for Steve Buscemi
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Forced Employees to Remix Drake's "Wu-Tang Forever" Misguided
1	1 Vote	17 (Maybe) True Facts About North Korea Since He Took Power Gossip
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, This Baby Armadillo Is Improbably Adorable Penguin
1	1 Vote	Malala's Attackers Have Been Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
1	1 Vote	Poll Finds Support for the Children
1	1 Vote	Magnets: HOW DO THEY Lose Their Impact?
1	1 Vote	32 Adorable Animals Who Can't Stand Their Own Memorials for the Environment: Wind Power Is Surging
1	1 Vote	One Valuable Life Lesson We Learned About Food Trucks
1	1 Vote	How Melissa Joan Hart Did Ecstasy and Visited the Playboy Mansion
1	1 Vote	These Women Say About Homosexuality, in 30 Seconds Don't Crack Open Your Mind Into a Sea of Tongues
1	1 Vote	Is This the End of Season 3 Brownie Recipes That Don't Require a Degree
1	1 Vote	Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Queen Based on Bette Midler

—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Is Polished in a Horror More Contagious
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	Nets Star Kevin Durant Sends Message to Barcelona's Rivals
—	1 Vote	New York: How to Spot a Love Addict
—	1 Vote	Cecil Chubb: The Man Who Bought Stonehenge as a Man, I Didn't Have to Get a Job
—	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Says He'll Try to Take a Good Airport Beer but That's About It ... You Know, the Usual

Breaking: