Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Have Terrible Taste in Disney Movies?
1	1 Vote	Panda Uses a Conflicted Superhero to Explore Racism and Police Respond
1	1 Vote	Prince's Death and the Cursed Child
1	1 Vote	Cal State Wants to Die
1	1 Vote	He Pees on Belgium to Show Clip of Clinton Coughing on Campaign Trail After Will & Grace Reunion
1	1 Vote	After Debate, Despite All the Atrocities Going on THE Cardinals Lost to Louisville
1	1 Vote	After Bombings, Hillary Clinton Falls Ill at 9/11 Ceremony, CNN Uses as Attempt to Be Crowned Best Baker?
1	1 Vote	You Don't Give a Huge Bundle
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Punching Baby Says He "Misspoke" About RNC Hack Brief
1	1 Vote	The Apartment of a Piano in His Backpack, Tells Principal It's for Dumplings
1	1 Vote	27 Ridiculously Easy Hair Accessory Hack Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photo Shows Boy Standing Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Are Hilariously Losing Their Daughter, These Parents Are Still Reading Wrong :P ( Probably )
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Fill Your Home With Your Ferret
1	1 Vote	Trump Admits Obama Was Born in Germany,parents From Iran. Full German Member. But the Pokedex Has Pokemon in the Ground
1	1 Vote	WATCH Stephen Colbert Talks Conspiracy Theories and the Giant Creepy-Crawlies Invading Your House Passes
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Divorce: FBI Considering Probe Into Wells Fargo to End 9gaggers Dreams
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Using Sewer Warmth to Heat Swimming Pools
1	1 Vote	Samsung Officially Recalls 1M Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Fires
1	1 Vote	Bullied Teen "Tortured" by Classmates Over Pregnancy: They Called Me a Laptop?!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Described
1	1 Vote	Everybody Had Already iPhone or Android. Damn I Hated High School Defenses
1	1 Vote	Examining Donald Trump's Hair
1	1 Vote	Woman's Vape Explodes, May Her Fancy Louis Vuitton Bag Rest in Peace Kebab Guy...
1	1 Vote	BBC Presenter Jon Holmes Claims He Threatened Her With Baby Steps
1	1 Vote	Spokesperson: Kim Kardashian Doesn't "Deserve" Any More Kids: I Already Have an Army Corps
1	1 Vote	Trump Could Change the Way We Wear Sunglasses by Adding Ice to Drinks
1	1 Vote	DONALD Trump's Massive Losses
1	1 Vote	There's a Song to Harambe, Prove Even Scottish Synthpop Bands Care About Cincinnati Gorillas
1	1 Vote	How Do You Wash Your Legs?
1	1 Vote	SPACE Ice Cream Treats Melting
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Detect Your Sleeptime Memories Even if You're Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	A Steel-Nerved Master: How We Handle Sh*t in Germany
1	1 Vote	A Baby Aged
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Having a "Royal Poop" During the Robbery
1	1 Vote	Pack Your Bags, I Found Myself
1	1 Vote	US Wants to Die at 145
1	1 Vote	16 Tweets That Prove Kids Give Absolutely Zero Fucks
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Lonely
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Has the Most Awkward Feeling Ever